PerfectOppa 925 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 "What Men Don't Say" (Make your complaint in a comment)Found this on Facebook. I found it hilarious so I translated some of the comments from Spanish to English. What Men Don't Say Sebastian ** â€When she gets angry, I apologize. When I get angry, I apologize : (†Jesús ** “My girlfriend spanks me in front of women so they can see I’m owned ; (“ Aleex ** “Friendzone†Emmanuel ** “I can’t complain because she reads it ; (“ Jesus ** “They only want sex and they put aside the feelings ; (“ André ** “I have nothing to report, my girlfriend treats me well and respects my space ; 3 (Did I do it well my love? Victoria)†Axel ** “My wife scolds me in front of my mom ; (“ Rafmir ** “A woman could say “I’m fine†even in a suicide note†Giordano ** “One cheats on me and the other uses me : (“ Diego ** “When she tells you I love you and in person she is cold as a penguin u.u†Nachito ** “Make the most romantic and cheesy message of all times and they say ‘That’s so cute, I love you friend’†AnÃbal ** â€I can’t pee if I don’t lift the toilet seat†Baruch ** “It makes me angry that women just want a gentleman ... but don’t give a lady†Arturo ** “My girlfriend doesn’t want to maintain me hahahah†Yhovany ** “When your girlfriend talks about better men than you ; (“ Victor ** “My girlfriend is an alcoholic and she hits me ;( , and I think I’m pregnant D:†Romario ** “She doesn’t touch me as before†José **â€Having the last word: Yes my love†Aldair **“They want someone cute with them, to defend them, gentleman, thoughtful, faithful, sincere. And when they have that, friendzone :'( ;(†Carlos ** “They bite too hard ;(“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sane 16,342 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 It's not funny at all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Be natural 188 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 It's not funny at all.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeTheBee 840 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Giordano ** “One cheats on me and the other uses me : (“ I see what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamayam 1,081 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Giordano ** “One cheats on me and the other uses me : (“ I see what you did there. I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danee 5,049 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Well... Some of these quotes are sad true. Especially these three... Rafmir ** “A woman could say “I’m fine†even in a suicide note†Baruch ** “It makes me angry that women just want a gentleman ... but don’t give a lady†Aldair **“They want someone cute with them, to defend them, gentleman, thoughtful, faithful, sincere. And when they have that, friendzone :'( ;(†Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectOppa 925 Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 It's not funny at all.. The comments are meant to be funny .. it's latino humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symphony™ 11,329 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Baruch ** “It makes me angry that women just want a gentleman ... but don’t give a lady†Aldair **“They want someone cute with them, to defend them, gentleman, thoughtful, faithful, sincere. And when they have that, friendzone :'( ;(†So much truth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEvolution 548 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 The Friendzone is an urban legend. Seriously, do you have any balls dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xiaodery 2,194 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 The Friendzone is an urban legend. Seriously, do you have any balls dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sane 16,342 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 The comments are meant to be funny .. it's latino humor. Knowing it's supposed to be funny doesn't make it funny. Going up to somebody and saying "you're really fucking ugly" and then saying "hey man it's a joke it's supposed to be funny" when they get upset won't suddenly make them find it funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectOppa 925 Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 Knowing it's supposed to be funny doesn't make it funny. Going up to somebody and saying "you're really fucking ugly" and then saying "hey man it's a joke it's supposed to be funny" when they get upset won't suddenly make them find it funny I was just making sure you didn't thought those answers were serious, aaand if you didn't found it funny at all fine with me. But there definitely is a real difference in humor between our cultures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sane 16,342 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I was just making sure you didn't thought those answers were serious, aaand if you didn't found it funny at all fine with me. But there definitely is a real difference in humor between our cultures. Abusive relationships should not be funny regardless of culture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerfectOppa 925 Posted August 26, 2014 Author Share Posted August 26, 2014 Abusive relationships should not be funny regardless of culture. Of course not. But again, it's humor for those who haven't been in an abusive relationship; the same ones who have written those comments and the ones who actually find them funny. No harm in that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgl 5,919 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Those are sorta funny and true in a sad way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddlepop 96 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Aldair **“They want someone cute with them, to defend them, gentleman, thoughtful, faithful, sincere. And when they have that, friendzone :'( ;(†this tbh. i dont get girl's logic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sunnyshiner 73 Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 I don't get it. He's cheating but complaining that a girl is cheating on him and being used by someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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