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[OFFICIALLY ABUSING YOUR TAX CONTRIBUTIONS - KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, KIDDOS] The "I'm Old" Thread (Prehistoric - 1980s) v3.0

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Update: August 1st, 2014. The perverted Sone grandmother Hazee has return. And reborn as Sneeze

 

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I brought the liquor cabinet over. Now waiting for you other oldies to push them wheelchair wheels faster. 

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Hey fellow oldies  :lol:

 

I got mistaken as a teenager today haha. Like under 18 years old  B)

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Youth begone! This one is for those that have seen at least 3 different decades.   

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Can I just say how wonderful and thoughtful sx was to reserve this for us? I mean ... he simply MUST be born in the 1980s. It is tremendously obvious u_u

 

 

 

 


Youth begone! This one is for those that have seen at least 3 different decades.   

 

 

They come for the liquor but never stay for the company. Kids these days, GOSH.

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Don't worry! I've seen a quarter of a century!  :D

 

You all wish you could look as youthful as I do. No plastic surgery required mwuahaha. My secret: bathe in unicorn and virgin's tears  ;) lol

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They come for the liquor but never stay for the company. Kids these days, GOSH.

 

Young people are so inconsiderate, they could at least chip in for the drinks. We are old but that doesn't mean we are their parents. 

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Don't worry! I've seen a quarter of a century!  :D

 

You all wish you could look as youthful as I do. No plastic surgery required mwuahaha. My secret: bathe in unicorn and virgin's tears  ;) lol

 

You mean virgin blood? Already got the market cornered on that one.

 

 

Young people are so inconsiderate, they could at least chip in for the drinks. We are old but that doesn't mean we are their parents. 

 

It means we have money -- lets abuse our financial influence and do this thread proud \o/

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You mean virgin blood? Already got the market cornered on that one.

 

 

 

It means we have money -- lets abuse our financial influence and do this thread proud \o/

 

I admit I haven't tried virgin's blood, but I'm sure it will do the job well lol  ;)

 

I'm old and I have no money. I can't flaunt my influence here  :( Job hunting sucks big time  :angry:

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I admit I haven't tried virgin's blood, but I'm sure it will do the job well lol  ;)

 

I'm old and I have no money. I can't flaunt my influence here  :( Job hunting sucks big time  :angry:

 

But the youth around here don't know that.

 

Virgin Sacrifices are on Wednesday evenings after Bingo night in the Nurses' bedrooms.

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But the youth around here don't know that.

 

Virgin Sacrifices are on Wednesday evenings after Bingo night in the Nurses' bedrooms.

 

That's true. Let the youth remain "innocent" and ignorant about it all.

 

If I can remember what day of the week it is, I'll see you at bingo  ;)

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Does a 90liner fit in here or is that too young?

 

Honestly, anyone can post, this originally started as a wank thread to make fun of the other threads but yeah, anyone posts in here.

 

So, uh, welcome :D

 

Hey guys let me join you. It's time for me to act my age and start Drinking Liquor with the rest of you!!

 

LIQUOR KNOWS NO AGE, OK?!?!

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Honestly, anyone can post, this originally started as a wank thread to make fun of the other threads but yeah, anyone posts in here.

 

So, uh, welcome :D

 

 

LIQUOR KNOWS NO AGE, OK?!?!

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OMG that BABY!!

Where are the parents!!! :blink:

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OMG that BABY!!

Where are the parents!!! :blink:

 

 

Alcohol isn't a legal guardian?

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NO TV is...

Alcohol isn't responsible enough :unsure:

Okay, parenting via violence and sexual exploration.

 

I don't agree with the violence but perversion is always the best compensation.

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lol of course there would be booze on the first page of this thread :P

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lol of course there would be booze on the first page of this thread :P

 

You expected otherwise? xD It's Friday and we have our new home. What better excuse to raid the liquor cabinet? (Not like we needed an excuse before...)

 

EDIT: Oops. Double post.

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You expected otherwise? xD It's Friday and we have our new home. What better excuse to raid the liquor cabinet? (Not like we needed an excuse before...)

 

 

LMAO true,

 

by any chance did you manage to get to the first post of the old Lit thread?

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Okay, parenting via violence and sexual exploration.

 

I don't agree with the violence but perversion is always the best compensation.

TV also has educational shows too....

Alcohol has no redeeming qualities

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LMAO true,

 

by any chance did you manage to get to the first post of the old Lit thread?

Yep. I'll PM it to you as soon as I can. I've got to go pick up my brother and take him home right now, but I'll be back.

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