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[Elscian]

17 hours ago, kyulkyung said:

i want more reading 

can i be more than one unicorn

 

This is not a reading, its a transformation. Unfortunately, once the magic portal transforms you, you can no longer change into another unicorn unless...you get into black magic and get turned evil. But, your unicorn is already evil.

I can do horoscope reading for you though. This week in a very unlucky week for you. In order to free yourself of the misfortune, avoid water at all cost. Don't go swimming, don't jump into a puddle, don't shower and don't even drink water!

[kyulkyung]

3 hours ago, han zafar said:

This is not a reading, its a transformation. Unfortunately, once the magic portal transforms you, you can no longer change into another unicorn unless...you get into black magic and get turned evil. But, your unicorn is already evil.

I can do horoscope reading for you though. This week in a very unlucky week for you. In order to free yourself of the misfortune, avoid water at all cost. Don't go swimming, don't jump into a puddle, don't shower and don't even drink water!

LMAO YOU WANT ME TO DIE?

[Chiharu]

6 hours ago, han zafar said:

You have transformed into the Dark Wings!

The Dark Wings can be seen as an anti force to the Light Pegasus (like yin and yang). Unlike dark riders, they are not turned towards the darkness through magic. Dark wings are born in the darkness. And like all dark unicorns, they move with heavenly speed. But they also have the ability to fly, making them formidable both in the land and the sky. Although, as fearsome as one may expect them to be, they have some sort of nobility to them.  They are smart, self-conscious creatures who know how to hold back from insanity. But when the time comes, they can ruthlessly compete against the light unicorns over territory. They also have magical powers that tell them where the light unicorns are.

I wanted smth pink and cute...This suits me tho, I am one with the darkness

[kyulkyung]

I'm here to report Han Zafar for attempt murder

[Cheese_it]

@ UNI, Who is going to purchase this album?

Payday time for our CEOs

 

[kyulkyung]

9 minutes ago, Cheese_it said:

@ UNI, Who is going to purchase this album?

Payday time for our CEOs

 

im a STAN

 

HOLY SHIT

IM PART OF THE ASS FANDOM 

 

 

WE LOVE A NAKED ALBUM

RAW AND REAL

[Cheese_it]

1 minute ago, kyulkyung said:

im a STAN

 

HOLY SHIT

IM PART OF THE ASS FANDOM 

 

 

WE LOVE A NAKED ALBUM

RAW AND REAL

buy it bitchh

[kyulkyung]

On 9/25/2022 at 3:29 AM, han zafar said:

This is not a reading, its a transformation. Unfortunately, once the magic portal transforms you, you can no longer change into another unicorn unless...you get into black magic and get turned evil. But, your unicorn is already evil.

I can do horoscope reading for you though. This week in a very unlucky week for you. In order to free yourself of the misfortune, avoid water at all cost. Don't go swimming, don't jump into a puddle, don't shower and don't even drink water!

which unicorn have the fattest ass?

[Elscian]

On 9/26/2022 at 3:02 AM, Chiharu said:

I wanted smth pink and cute...This suits me tho, I am one with the darkness

I wish I could give you something pink and cute like anya. Unfortunately its the portal that transforms you into what you're truly meant to be.

There's actually only one pink unicorn known to ASS, but its a difficult character to match. Mayhaps,  if a user ends up getting it you will see why

Also, all unicorns are cute

[Elscian]

15 hours ago, kyulkyung said:

I'm here to report Han Zafar for attempt murder

smh, I was only thinking of your wellbeing!

Besides, you're a jewel unicorn. You don't need water, only jewels


 

4 hours ago, kyulkyung said:

which unicorn have the fattest ass?

That would be Assicorns

[angy]

So...

What's my unicorn?  i'm counting on you

[angy]

Hello, this is ASS

For the past week, Ilgaksu's member Sunwoo has been in pain in his rectum.

The managers took him to the doctor to get exams, and they found out that he had a hemorrhoid. Because of the treatment and his necessity to get rest, we are sad to announce that he won't be able to participate in tomorrow's fansign.

However, since his condition isn't serious, the doctors allowed Sunwoo to be back promoting as usual after the fansign, starting on September 29th. If complications arise, we will let you know in advance.

As Sunwoo's fellow Ilgaksu's members Xiaoting, Juyeon, Chuu and Yeji will attend the fansign as planned, we ask UNIs who planned to see Sunwoo to cheer on them while he's absent.

We thank you for your understanding,
ASS

[Bel.]

23 minutes ago, Flutter Pie said:

Hello, this is ASS

For the past week, Ilgaksu's member Sunwoo has been in pain in his rectum.

The managers took him to the doctor to get exams, and they found out that he had a hemorrhoid. Because of the treatment and his necessity to get rest, we are sad to announce that he won't be able to participate in tomorrow's fansign.

However, since his condition isn't serious, the doctors allowed Sunwoo to be back promoting as usual after the fansign, starting on September 29th. If complications arise, we will let you know in advance.

As Sunwoo's fellow Ilgaksu's members Xiaoting, Juyeon, Chuu and Yeji will attend the fansign as planned, we ask UNIs who planned to see Sunwoo to cheer on them while he's absent.

We thank you for your understanding,
ASS

oops

[angy]

13 minutes ago, Bel. said:

oops

This is what happens when you stick a horn up ur ass ig

[Seunghee's eyebrows]

Just dropping in

[Cheese_it]

Results

Leading Team is HZF Ent with 68.115 points total
followed by Ass Ent with 50.55 points total
third place is Pathernon C with 48.325 points total
SW Ent is next with 36.66 points total

 

We don't settle for second place here 

1st place is so close yet so far

[Bel.]

 a reminder that please dont do meaningless spam just to up the activity, I wont count this
please stay on topic of the company\members\scandals 

[Cheese_it]

22 hours ago, Cheese_it said:

@ UNI, Who is going to purchase this album?

Payday time for our CEOs

 

@Seunghee's eyebrows

like reacting to this LMAO

[Seunghee's eyebrows]

Which ass shake would go well with our next song?

[Mrs. Morale]

ASS

[Cheese_it]

11 minutes ago, Seunghee's eyebrows said:

Which ass shake would go well with our next song?

Lmaoo we have an upcoming project to design a music bank performance. Getting ideas 

5 minutes ago, Mrs. Morale said:

ASS

You want to join our Fandom, UNI?

[Elscian]

1 hour ago, Bel. said:

 a reminder that please dont do meaningless spam just to up the activity, I wont count this
please stay on topic of the company\members\scandals 

Yup! The talks between our CEO cheese and friends is simply to hype them and make them feel welcome here. But we definitely did not consider them as an activity, or for it to count in points. Its only fair if they aren't.  ASS is working very hard in other ways to create meaningful activities and updates for the UNIs.

[kyulkyung]

22 minutes ago, Seunghee's eyebrows said:

Which ass shake would go well with our next song?

My favorite Ass Fandom Member is Seunghee's Eyebrow

 

Alright. What are some tasks that I need to do?

10 minutes ago, han zafar said:

Yup! The talks between our CEO cheese and friends is simply to hype them and make them feel welcome here. But we definitely did not consider them as an activity, or for it to count in points. Its only fair if they aren't.  ASS is working very hard in other ways to create meaningful activities and updates for the UNIs.

Yes mam

[Seunghee's eyebrows]

3 minutes ago, kyulkyung said:

My favorite Ass Fandom Member is Seunghee's Eyebrow

 

Alright. What are some tasks that I need to do?

you can do the choreo for the song!

14 minutes ago, Cheese_it said:

Lmaoo we have an upcoming project to design a music bank performance. Getting ideas 

What stage outfits should they wear?

and safety shorts?

Edited September 28, 2022 by Seunghee's eyebrows

[Cheese_it]

3 minutes ago, Seunghee's eyebrows said:

you can do the choreo for the song!

What stage outfits should they wear?

and safety shorts?

Haha I have no idea. Anything flashy u have in mind?