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What would happen if you conquer the entire world, except your hometown?


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I think I said this once before, but I will say it again.

 

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There was a great conqueror who was born in a town ruled by an old hag, about 1,330 years old.

 

She looked like she was in her 20s because of some magical power.

 

Since she controlled everything in the town the conqueror could not do anything so he left the town.

He went out and conquered a great patch of land, for thousands of miles.

 

He triumphantly returned to his hometown, but the old hag, now in her 1,340s, said ,

 

although you had conquered the world, you are just the boy who played on MY backyard when you were young.

 

No matter how much land you had conquered, you are nothing to my eyes.

 

And everyone in the town backed her!

 

The conqueror, dismayed, left the town without saying anything and she and her minions continued to rule the town.

 

So the Great Conqueror had vanquished everywhere, except his hometown!

 

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BTS met Olivia Rodrigo

 

And other celebrities

 

Lady Gaga 01:18 Kid Laroi 01:36 Megan Thee Stallion 02:01 Trevor Noah 02:16 Jon Batiste 02:44 Halsey 02:54 Baby Keem 03:06 Michelle Zauner 03:23 Donatella Francesca 03:32 Kelsea Ballerini 03:41 John Legend 03:50 Anderson .Paak 04:02 Justin Bieber 04:12

 

However

 

there is still one person who is NOT impressed by all of these

 

since she still owns K-O-R-E-A.

 

Her video was the most watched video in K-O-R-E-A last year

 

https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20211202006300320

https://koreajoongangdaily.joins.com/2021/12/02/entertainment/television/YouTube-the-most-watched-YouTube-video-of-2021-IU/20211202180447137.html

 

BTS conquered the whole world

 

and was feted by the entire collection of western celebrities

 

while

 

on their absence

 

their hometown was reconquered by a 1,343 years old.

 

 

 

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