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A 30cm long cucumber came out of a woman living alone...

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I just want to know what she had planned on doing with the cucumber later

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i'm actually so confused alfkla korean reporter, thai woman, vietnamese media reporting this news 😭 idk why its so funny to me

but wow, ok at least she wasn't too seriously hurt

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3 minutes ago, Ghosty said:

i'm actually so confused alfkla korean reporter, thai woman, vietnamese media reporting this news 😭 idk why its so funny to me

but wow, ok at least she wasn't too seriously hurt

Like she couldn't going for a 7 inches cucumber but 12 inches!?

We all need Jesus.

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Someone get this poor woman a dildo.

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1 minute ago, fullofjoy said:

Like she couldn't going for a 7 inches cucumber but 12 inches!?

We all need Jesus.

and the girth on that thing. 😭 i wanna know more about this story like... did she shove it too far in and lost her grip and handle, meaning she lost it inside of her... i... 

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1 minute ago, Ghosty said:

and the girth on that thing. 😭 i wanna know more about this story like... did she shove it too far in and lost her grip and handle, meaning she lost it inside of her... i... 

It seems like she lost it inside of her

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It reminds me of that story of a man that had to go to the hospital because a sausage was stuck in his anus 😭 And it also happened to someone trying to masturbate with a vacuum 

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14 hours ago, abra said:

I just want to know what she had planned on doing with the cucumber later

Das how Korean women make Kimchi

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People don't masturbate because they "can't endure loneliness."  People masturbate because they want to get off and have an orgasm.

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On 11/9/2020 at 2:50 PM, Ghosty said:

i'm actually so confused alfkla korean reporter, thai woman, vietnamese media reporting this news 😭 idk why its so funny to me

but wow, ok at least she wasn't too seriously hurt

also, the gender pronouns kept switching throughout the article so i got so confused LOL

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On 11/9/2020 at 2:43 PM, Jikrytae said:

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LOL news about cucumber on a kpop forum.  It was only a matter of time before someone references ex-SNSD Jessica.  All jokes aside,  it must actually hurt that woman alot

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