A man didn’t attend his wedding because of joining a mini tournament in DOTA2.

[Yen]

 

Baguio City, Philippines – The expected happy wedding didn’t happen, after the groom didn’t appear in their wedding three days ago in Baguio City, Philippines.

 

All the guest is present, the priest had been already there to start the wedding mass and the bride was already there, but after three hours of waiting the groom didn’t appear on the wedding because of a nonsense reason. They discovered that the groom tempted to join a Mini Defense of the Ancients 2 tournament in their place because of the rare item that he wanted to win. According to the bride, her boyfriend is already suffering an addiction in many online games like DOTA 2, but she didn’t expect that her boyfriend will choose his favorite online game than to their wedding.

 

via http://www.bubblews.com/news/4003778-a-man-didnt-attend-his-wedding-because-of-joining-a-mini-tournament-in-dota2

 

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Seriously..   

[meems]

Poor girl   
And how stupid of him! I know some ppl suffer from real addiction cases but, I kinda agree with how she thought he would choose her over the games.

[XUANYI]

Poor girl   

And how stupid of him! I know some ppl suffer from real addiction cases but, I kinda agree with how she thought he would choose her over the games.

 

tbh 

[PornStar]

[meems]

tbh 

What?   

 

Also your name, lol.

[eyeballs]

Wow. I guess it's better that the wedding didn't push through

Wow. I guess it's better that the wedding didn't push through

[DatFrackHead]

LMFAO

 

did they say which item it was?

[XUANYI]

What?   

 

Also your name, lol.

[suzya]

That's really messed up. That groom seriously needs to psychiatric help

[meems]

Still don't know why you gave that face at the beginning. 

[bumblebee]

aww that is sad, i will never want to experience such thing in my wedding

[naonc]

boy need a slap across the face w/ a chair

[qwertouché]

smh that guy needs a smack in the head for his stupidity

 

 

their theme song

 

(DOTA or ME)

 

Translation

Guy dialogue:
There is only one Dota in the world
Girlfriends? There's a lot of them.
Your girlfriends will eventually leave you.
Dota won't.
Girlfriends get angry if you play Dota.
Dota doesn't get mad when you're playing with your girlfriend.
Dota's happy with your 20 pesos (Average PC usage rate for an hour)
Your girlfriend? Maybe even 200 won't be enough...
If you try out a new hero, Dota doesn't get mad.
But if you start seeing another girl, your girlfriend gets mad.
If you leave your girl, it's so hard to go back
If you leave Dota, it's always there to welcome you back.

Which would you rather prefer? Dota or girlfriend?

Girl sings:
Which would you choose? Dota or me?
What would you rather have?
Whenever I'm with you, that's what you always think about.
Which would you choose? Dota or me?
What am I to you?
The important thing is you actually love me. 

Guy raps:
Defense of the Ancients - come on everyone and let's play Dota
Rain or storm, it doesn't matter even if we're playing while wearing rain boots
Call up your friends, let's start the countdown
Everybody push, get ready for gangbang
First Blood! The blood has been spilled
Within 3 minutes - well, that was really fast
It's just like basketball where they make me Like Mike (Michael Jordan reference)
I'm racking all the kills - now, I'm godlike
Go Tiny, can you please stun and toss him
After that, we're gonna go Roshan
Nice strategy... like we were part of Mineski (Philippine Dota 2 team)
And skills are tight like Aikee (the guy rapping - self reference)
Destroy the last tower. That win is within our grasp
Let's destroy that tree of Mulawin (Radiant Ancient)
Good game! Maybe next time, sir. Imba! I'm sorry. GG sir!

Guy raps
Whenever I play Dota, it feels so good that problems are forgotten
I'm not over dramatizing, just see the difference for yourself
Whenever your girlfriend hurts you, your heart gets devastated
When you have money, 20 pesos goes to Dota and the rest goes to the girlfriend
But Dota won't be able to love you back
It just gives a whole lot of fun for everyone

Girl sings:
What do you see in Dota that you don't see in me?
Can your Dota love you like the way I do
Dota is a game that you can play 
But you can't do the same to me or I'll get hurt

Guy speaks:
Dota is a good invention.
It's a fun game played by people.
But you have to prioritize your studies for a better future
So that you'll have the face to show to everyone

 

 

[LoveYouRight.EXO]

Poor girl 

[Nev Schulman]

That's fucked up. Poor her, weddings take a shit load to prepare... poor people who prepared for the wedding as well.

Hope they all beat him up for that, how could he do that to her? Bastard...

[wiz109]

welp saves them from the obvious divorce that was bound to happen here

[mgl]

Dude.... what are you doing with your life?

[carousel]

welp saves them from the obvious divorce that was bound to happen here

[˹AS˼]

You win your rare item? THEN WHAT?

[Lyka]

its good that she didn't marry a guy like him. tho i'm kinda mad at how he humiliated her like that smh

[Whatever]

It is a clear signal for a freakin BREAK UP.

If she still going to marry him after this, it is her own misery and I'm not going to feeling bad for her later

[Someone actually]

was it wurf

[Little Red]

I hope she dumped his ass 

[Symphonyâ„¢]

Why would you try to date or marry a gaming addict anyway?

[imsomessedup]

was it

an EXCEEDINGLY rare item?

if it was just a rare then pfft