kids in my state get spontaneous 3 weeks vaca and i now have to deal with their frantic cluster fuck parents panic buying everything in my damn store

[johnnyrose]

i've had to do overtime everyday this week. we stole people from other departments.
call people in on their day off. and we had 90+ orders in before i even  clocked in at 10 AM.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU NEED WITH 7 56OZ BOTTLES OF HAND SOAP LADY ???
AND WHY TF ARE PEOPLE DED ASS HOARDING TOILET PAPER FOR ????????????

THANKS CORONA, i too demand hazard pay for risking my life everyday just so karen can still get ha canned beans and cheese wiz 

 

 

PS:  now that they shut down Disneyland, how do we sneak in for a super secret super stellar slumber party?
open to suggestions OH'ers

[Acer]

Panic buying most likely. I feel u...! 

[EXOSUS]

Should have updated situation in other countries because panic buying is exactly what happened there.