johnnyrose 12,654 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) I haven’t, as I’ve never had alcohol, but this one time I sneezed and a piece of bologna came out. Edited October 23, 2019 by johnnyrose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoori 45,814 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyrose 12,654 Posted October 23, 2019 Author Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, satoori said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baeks Flat Ass 1,172 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deobizone 7,779 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 i drink, but ive never been drunk so no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Is Green 4,218 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I've woken up to worse things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feraligatr 625 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Green Tea Is Green said: I've woken up to worse things Like what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al qaeda 5,837 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polaris_Tae 1,617 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belkiss 22,803 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 LMAO Well I don't drink so I can't relate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thigh-high feminist 15,766 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 No, no drunken assfood in my past (or FUTURE). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Is Green 4,218 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Feraligatr said: Like what? Uhh... some of them are too shameful to tell on a forum... but the latest one was this summer and it wasn't that bad as far as I know so... I woke up full of blood, wounds, puke all over my hair and missing clothes and I remembered literally nothing (which was a 1st for me I normally have, at the very least, blurry memories after waking up or after people tell me what happened, I'm also a fast drinker and I usually drink a lot but that night I barely drank according to my friends so it was a weird situation, we came to the conclusion that someone roofied my cup so yeah the situation alone was... crazy), my friends tried to tell me some of the stuff that happened, and they told me they were with me all the time but I'm still not sure if they really told me the whole truth cause some of the wounds I had really made no sense if I didn't get into a fight or something else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Orange 838 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 lmao what even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoonAespa 610 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Whatever kink that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nimi 1,151 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 (edited) At times like that I'm thankful I don't drink lmao I mean, I like to listen/read to drunk stories but I probably would be to scared to go through this Edited October 23, 2019 by nimi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iceprince 2,268 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 No. I have only asked the taxi driver to marry me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarukaNanase 377 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 If that happens you should think what you're doing with your life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrystal 1,256 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Nah, but met someone once who went to rehab after waking up naked, in a public fountain with someone elses glasses on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usagi. 13,668 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Green Tea Is Green said: Uhh... some of them are too shameful to tell on a forum... but the latest one was this summer and it wasn't that bad as far as I know so... I woke up full of blood, wounds, puke all over my hair and missing clothes and I remembered literally nothing (which was a 1st for me I normally have, at the very least, blurry memories after waking up or after people tell me what happened, I'm also a fast drinker and I usually drink a lot but that night I barely drank according to my friends so it was a weird situation, we came to the conclusion that someone roofied my cup so yeah the situation alone was... crazy), my friends tried to tell me some of the stuff that happened, and they told me they were with me all the time but I'm still not sure if they really told me the whole truth cause some of the wounds I had really made no sense if I didn't get into a fight or something else green wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Tea Is Green 4,218 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Usagi. said: green wtf It's not as bad as it sounds tbh, but the shock after waking up was something else I was sooo paranoid for a few days, I literally was talking with everyone trying to find an explanation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnyrose 12,654 Posted October 23, 2019 Author Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Green Tea Is Green said: Uhh... some of them are too shameful to tell on a forum... but the latest one was this summer and it wasn't that bad as far as I know so... I woke up full of blood, wounds, puke all over my hair and missing clothes and I remembered literally nothing (which was a 1st for me I normally have, at the very least, blurry memories after waking up or after people tell me what happened, I'm also a fast drinker and I usually drink a lot but that night I barely drank according to my friends so it was a weird situation, we came to the conclusion that someone roofied my cup so yeah the situation alone was... crazy), my friends tried to tell me some of the stuff that happened, and they told me they were with me all the time but I'm still not sure if they really told me the whole truth cause some of the wounds I had really made no sense if I didn't get into a fight or something else Greenie. 1 hour ago, Green Tea Is Green said: It's not as bad as it sounds tbh, but the shock after waking up was something else I was sooo paranoid for a few days, I literally was talking with everyone trying to find an explanation you need a designated person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Usagi. 13,668 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Green Tea Is Green said: It's not as bad as it sounds tbh, but the shock after waking up was something else I was sooo paranoid for a few days, I literally was talking with everyone trying to find an explanation "not as bad" bish wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pessego 2,194 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I remember 1 time I got drunk i order like 50 chicken nuggets or was it 100 I don't remember Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al qaeda 5,837 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Green Tea Is Green said: It's not as bad as it sounds tbh, but the shock after waking up was something else I was sooo paranoid for a few days, I literally was talking with everyone trying to find an explanation lmao dumbass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparkle dust 1,841 Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Green Tea Is Green said: Uhh... some of them are too shameful to tell on a forum... but the latest one was this summer and it wasn't that bad as far as I know so... I woke up full of blood, wounds, puke all over my hair and missing clothes and I remembered literally nothing (which was a 1st for me I normally have, at the very least, blurry memories after waking up or after people tell me what happened, I'm also a fast drinker and I usually drink a lot but that night I barely drank according to my friends so it was a weird situation, we came to the conclusion that someone roofied my cup so yeah the situation alone was... crazy), my friends tried to tell me some of the stuff that happened, and they told me they were with me all the time but I'm still not sure if they really told me the whole truth cause some of the wounds I had really made no sense if I didn't get into a fight or something else blood, wounds and puke im- youre a strong one glad you came out of whatever situation it was safe tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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