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Boyfriend/Girlfriend checklist for your bias.


aripod

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think of this as a "to date my bias" thread!

 

you can never have enough dating topics!

 

for crybabies: this is not meant to be taken seriously, we don't actually any control over who our bias dates blah wank blah.

 

i'll go first!

 

must have:

  • $$$ mulla
  • clean enough record (no murder, drug trafficking, anything that'll get bae into trouble too, tax evasions are ok)
  • ability to do something (talent) - this is the only time not having any mulla is acceptable because with time talent brings decent funds in
  • if there is no talent, the emphasis on having enough mulla is stronger

 

MUST NOT HAVE:

indecisive bitch like tendencies...

 

things that fall under "indecisive bitch like tendencies":

 

  • if someone asks who's personality you like, you better say the person you're WITH and not some random co-star you're probably doing behind his/her back
  • calling the police when shit got real

and in general any kind of thing that turns people off, like bad teeth. please get them fixed if they are bad and if you're 40+ don't bother because nobody is checking for it.

 

bonuses:

  • decent sized d
  • LOTS OF $$$
  • enough fame to draw attention to y'all and not some other less important scandal

your turn

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  • if someone asks who's personality you like, you better say the person you're WITH and not some random co-star you're probably doing behind his/her back

hahaha nice. +1

 

I expected this from a Sooyoung fan.

 

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Must have: 

  • Rad sense of humour - you can quite literally laugh me in to bed
  • Since this is fantasy mulla helps
  • Decent sized D
  • Must give a shit about stuff
  • Alpha tendencies
  • Taller than me

 

Must not have:

  • Short temper
  • killed anyone/hit anyone with his car/serious scandal (drugs and drinking ok but no prossies)
  • such a butter face that I can't bear to look at him
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Must have: 

  • Rad sense of humour - you can quite literally laugh me in to bed
  • Since this is fantasy mulla helps
  • Decent sized D
  • Must give a shit about stuff
  • Alpha tendencies
  • Taller than me

 

Must not have:

  • Short temper
  • killed anyone/hit anyone with his car/serious scandal (drugs and drinking ok but no prossies)
  • such a butter face that I can't bear to look at him

 

 

I like your template. Mind if I steal it?

 

 

Must have: 

  • Rad sense of humour - you can quite literally laugh me in to bed
  • Ability to make a mean sandwich
  • Decent sized tits and a tight vagina
  • Must give a shit about stuff
  • Submissive personality
  • Small and dainty

 

Must not have:

  • Alpha tendencies (women are supposed to be beta)
  • Golder digger
  • such a butter face that I can't bear to look at her
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