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Statistically speaking ateez should have at least created one good song even by accident


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After analysing the data from 5  boygroups with the worst discographies in kpop I have concluded that even by accident ateez should have at least released one good song however that has yet to happen. Let’s look at the results.

1.Got7- Despite having one of the worst discographies in kpop their first good song actually happened only 1 year after debut and on their 4th comeback with Just Right. 

2.Pentagon (pre edawn and Harley Quinn) Unlike most cubs debuts which are usually good pentagon’s debut was a steaming pile of garbage. This trend continued until critical beauty which was in their second year after their 5th comeback

3.Ikon- Even though their debut was good this will be disregarded because we now know Hanbin their main producer was most likely under the influence of drugs allowing him to make a good song. So their next good song was WYD a year after debut which unlike other groups was only their second comeback because YG.

4. Monsta X- While this group may not have to rely on good music considering most of their fan base consists solely of horny girls and gay bottoms who want Wonho they still managed to release a good title track 2 years after debut with Beautiful.

5.NCT 127- Even though their first good song came after only one comeback with Limitless Fire Truck was so fucking terrible we’ll skip that and instead use Regular which happened 2 years after debut. 

If we analyse the trends from the bottom tier boygroups music wise we can observe that even they were able to release a good song at least 2 years after debut or after 5 comebacks. However ateez is nearly in their third year and still she yet to release a listenable song. They’ve had more comebacks than their company can afford now that zico is gone yet nothing. Why is that?

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Truthfully there’s no way to explain why ateez hasn’t been able to release a good song. The fact that even the worst discographies in kpop utterly have been pushed down to make ateez 1 on that list is hard.. I anticipate by their 4th year they might have a listenable song.

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2 minutes ago, vroom said:

The fact that you took the time to write this huge wall of text hkflhf that’s some commendable effort i guess :omgtears:

It only took about 10 minutes 

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all i read was 🤡

 

8 minutes ago, vroom said:

The fact that you took the time to write this huge wall of text hkflhf that’s some commendable effort i guess :omgtears:

omg yes the effort

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Anyways for someone that not only stans Stray Kidz but also Kard that has failed to released anything good for the past ever-since-oh nana-long you're brave

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2 minutes ago, lgbtshinki said:

Anyways for someone that not only stans Stray Kidz but also Kard that has failed to released anything good for the past ever-since-oh nana-long you're brave

 

Damn girl you snatched OP so bad lmao you made me spill my cup of water on myself 💀

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4 minutes ago, lgbtshinki said:

Anyways for someone that not only stans Stray Kidz but also Kard that has failed to released anything good for the past ever-since-oh nana-long you're brave

Damn right, these SKZ stans really need to step back and look at who they stan and look at Side Effects frfr. 

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4 minutes ago, lgbtshinki said:

Anyways for someone that not only stans Stray Kidz but also Kard that has failed to released anything good for the past ever-since-oh nana-long you're brave

Someone here stans kard? Tell me when yall find him.

anyways stray kids legends even if you think their music is bad they have several visuals ateez still borrowing block b’s budgets to spend on plastic surgery instead of a producer.

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3 minutes ago, anxiety said:

Someone here stans kard? Tell me when yall find him.

anyways stray kids legends even if you think their music is bad they have several visuals ateez still borrowing block b’s budgets to spend on plastic surgery instead of a producer.

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26 minutes ago, anxiety said:

They’ve had more comebacks than their company can afford now that zico is gone yet nothing. Why is that?

It must be why they’re forcing PO to go on all of these dramas even tho he’s getting dragged left right and centre. He’s literally paying their rent and keeping the air purifiers they have in each room serviced. 

Justice for my boi, PO. He doesn’t deserve this mistreatment. 

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2 minutes ago, lgbtshinki said:

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I stan jseph’s face not his group or his music I even forgot he was in Kard. Unfortunately there’s no one in ateez to stan even for their face 

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29 minutes ago, anxiety said:

1.Got7- Despite having one of the worst discographies in kpop their first good song actually happened only 1 year after debut and on their 4th comeback with Just Right. 

Just Right aint it, their first (and last) good song is one year later

 

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1 minute ago, anxiety said:

I stan jseph’s face not his group or his music I even forgot he was in Kard. Unfortunately there’s no one in ateez to stan even for their face 

and you're BRAVE ENOUGH to say this after you YOURSELF typed this

 

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considering most of their fan base consists solely of horny girls and gay bottoms

 

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