[NB] Yoochun confesses and his lawyer says adios! (where is our lab tech friend?)

[car door guy]

Article: Park Yoochun makes additional drug confessions, "Purchased Philopon for a total of four times, used it six times"

Source: The Celeb via Nate

1. [+371, -21] He's probably thinking he can get a lesser sentence by confessing, right? Nah, he's going to get it worse for lying at his press conference. Toilet + drugs, what's next?

2. [+254, -9] His being is just trash. Stop making excuses by blaming that same trash Hwang Hana and just disappear from the media.

3. [+248, -7] I bet you he's done more than what he's claiming. The amount that he picked up looked way more than just this many times. He's only claiming six to keep it low.

4. [+18, -4] Legendary trash. Blaming Hwang Hana? As if a dog would believe you.

5. [+14, -4] Why would anyone believe what he says at this point? "How many times did you use it?" "Yeah, only six times."

 

 

 

Article: "Even his lawyer is done" Park Yoochun's lawyers, "We have concluded all related business with him"

Source: SpoTV News via Nate

1. [+241, -11] They probably realized there's nothing left to defend, and that the situation is past the point of saving where they'd rather just give up the pay and move on. Drugs are the issue but he also lied.

2. [+130, -7] It's just a show

3. [+90, -7] He obviously held that press conference thinking that the drug test wouldn't find any traces but after he got caught, he tried to rely on his stupid fangirls but even that went south when they plucked his assh*le hair and exposed everything.

4. [+18, -7] Wow, he lost not only the public and his fans but his agency, his lawyer, and Hwang Hana... the biggest trash of the century. The true legend.

5. [+14, -2] He probably lied to his lawyers too ã…¡ã…¡

 

 

Translation by Netizenbuzz 

[ChooChoo]

drug is bad

[Mystic]

When even your lawyers give up...

[Belkiss]

meth? the hell, he lost it 

[timpa]

Now you know why he was so interested in toilets. Gotta know how to flush your stash in a pinch.

[Dramagoddess]

[godblessdelulu]

a pile of shit going from toilet to the drugstore, to the window, to the wallll 

[nootnoot]

When even your lawyers give up...

[CrayCray]

His lawyer still gets his money right?

[Lamington]

Hilarious. You couldn’t even write a script like this!

[Starfire.]

 

[shay]

[+18, -7] Wow, he lost not only the public and his fans but his agency, his lawyer, and Hwang Hana... the biggest trash of the century. The true legend.

[+14, -2] He probably lied to his lawyers too ã…¡ã…¡

[breadbutter]

Lab tech-unnie/oppa, we dont understand!!!

[Juche Bird]

3. [+90, -7] He obviously held that press conference thinking that the drug test wouldn't find any traces but after he got caught, he tried to rely on his stupid fangirls but even that went south when they plucked his assh*le hair and exposed everything.

 

I don’t have asshole hair but I do have hair on my balls so....the cops probably plucked Toilet’s hair balls.