BoraKaiBae 1,478 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1. The Happy Drunk The happy drunk can be identified by his ridiculously good mood. They’ll laugh at everything, dance whenever they get the chance, speak in hyperbolic superlatives and generally act like they are having the greatest night of their life. 2. The Sloppy Drunk The sloppy drunk will slur every other word as they degenerate into a disgusting combination of sweat, spilled alcohol and vomit. They’ll fall all over the place like he contracted a sudden case of vertigo, and you’ll end up having to carry them around all night like they were wounded in ‘Nam. 3. The Sentimental Drunk The sentimental drunk will spend all night telling everyone how much they love them, reminiscing about old times both real and imagined, and crying because you don’t hang out enough anymore like in the old days. 4. The Infantile Drunk The infantile drunk pulls a Benjamin Button as the night wears on, and with each drink they get progressively more child-like until finally they are talking in a baby voice. A phenomenon weirdly often found in big, fat grizzly bear types. 5. The Violent Drunk The violent drunk spends all night positive that people are talking shit about them, and at some point they will get in a fight over something dumb, like some dude looking at them funny or another dude taking too many peanuts. 6. The Touchy-Feely Drunk The touchy-feely drunk acts more like someone who just did a bunch of pills, and they’ll be a little, uh, handsy with everyone. 7. The Naked Drunk The naked drunk will use a single drop of alcohol as an excuse to get in touch with their inner exhibitionist. They may spend some of the night shirtless, and at some stage remove all clothing. 8. The Broken Drunk The broken drunk just sits by them self, drowning their feelings in a tidal wave of sweet, soul-deadening alcohol. They drink because the sober alternative is just too terrifying to face. They won’t say anything to anyone until they finally piss themselves and then break down crying because they’re sorry for everything. 9. The Manic Drunk The manic drunk somehow manages to be every other kind of drunk all in one night. 10. The Professional Drunk The professional drunk is different because they have no symptoms. That’s the point. They have made maintaining an art form. In other words, they’re alcoholics. additional: 11. The Silent Drunk The silent drunk are just basically silent. They'll only answer you when ask or will just do sign language. *HAPPY DRUNK here. lol* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coval 9,036 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 the manic usually happy if I stop before I go ott Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blossoms 4,722 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Sentimental Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UMJI MOODS 11,518 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 12.Never been drunk.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimz 3,113 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 The Professional. I’m always the one who appears sober when I drink with friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Ayy Big Gay 8,172 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 11 I literally phase everyone out when drunk and just stare off in space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
begginforthread 869 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1 2 3 5 And 6 but only with my girlfriend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1306444 632 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 No sleepy drunk??? I just want to sleep whenever I drunk...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Repeat 1,397 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Depends on what i'm drinking and who i'm with, but i'm usually a happy drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojo 3,258 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 1368 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragostaedintei 170 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 I'm a cross between happy drunk and touchy-feely drunk. Giggly and clingy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lighterxx 12,204 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 im all of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
金彩媛 1,795 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 broken drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deobizone 7,779 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 8. The Broken Drunk The broken drunk just sits by them self, drowning their feelings in a tidal wave of sweet, soul-deadening alcohol. They drink because the sober alternative is just too terrifying to face. They won’t say anything to anyone until they finally piss themselves and then break down crying because they’re sorry for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CunningStunt 2,010 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 One time i went silent as stone, other times i could go shfsjfsgjshfgs. So idk really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinky Winky 1,232 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Tired drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeachyKeys! 599 Posted March 27, 2019 Share Posted March 27, 2019 Happy/tired drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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