Sensitive Content Japanese Man Dated A Cockroach, Had Wet Dreams With It, Ate It When It Died

[MzKittyKath]

Yuta Shinohara, dated a cockroach he purchased from Africa for a year, and he was so smitten he longed to have sex with her. He talks about his love for Lisa the cockroach at around the 11:11 mark.

 

Shinohara is making a name for himself as the creator of bug cuisine. He organizes insect-eating events in Japan with dishes that include a bug cocktail, insect pastries and ramen with crickets and mealworms.

 

 

When he’s not in the kitchen though, Shinohara is happiest out in nature, and whenever he sleeps on his favourite tree, he describes it as heaven.

 

His past love is Lisa, whom he purchased from Africa and dated for a year. He became so attached to her that he started to feel as if they were communicating, but it was destined to be a short romance due to her short life span.

 

He did imagine having sex with her, picturing that she grew to his size or he would become as tiny as an insect.

 

He ate her “with reverence†after she died, “So now Lisa lives in my heart and continues living as part of my body."

 

 

9Gag

 

 

WTFH DUDE THATS SOO EWW 

[APTX4869]

Wtf did I read?? 

[BlackVelvet9]

I have so many questions...

[Elscian]

"So now Lisa lives in my heart and continues living as part of my body."

 

Or...you pooped out Lisa and that was it

[Yuns]

[Juche Bird]

"So now Lisa lives in my heart and continues living as part of my body."

Or...you pooped out Lisa and that was it

It came out all diarrhea.

[Mangoo2.0]

how do you have wet dreams about a cockroach dsjkfhijdsnfjkdsnldkjfnkjdf

[timpa]

Hope he never becomes attracted to a human.

[Ego ista]

I’m gonna PUKE

[DolphinGremlin]

what....a weirdo! 

[mirurun]

[French Rose]

I-

[Timur Sharapov]

This story reminded me another one, happened in Canada.

 

Once I watched a random video on YT where Russian woman living in Canada was asking an advice from viewers.

 

She had a problem with Canadian school officials where her daughter was studying.

 

Her daughter's friend considered herself as a kangaroo, but her daughter insisted that she was a human. So her friend got traumatized and her parents filed complaint about that russian girl. School officials invited her mom (actual youtuber) and they had long af discussion.

 

That poor woman was in awe.

[kookiestealer]

This can't real

[starsocks]

This is like the fourth thread I've seen about this man like pls I'm trying to get this out of my head

[polygon]

...this world is weird. how do you get attracted to a cockroach to the point you have wet dreams i-

[JihyoStoleMyHeartAYAYAY]

Wtf did I read?? 

[benseac]

nasty

[Mark Lee]

Mess, can't that guy afford to buy a japanese sexbot that he resorted to dating an insect.

[SWASH]

[Buttered Sone]

Besides the most obvious gross out factors imagine EATING someone you were sexually attracted to.... like I hope this boi sticks to bugs