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title: My Sarang For Lil Wayne Will Never Falter, Sincerely Byun Baekhyun 

author: i-sarang-u 

pairing: baekhyun/chanyeol, Lil Wayne/Baekhyun, and Lil Wayne/Chanyeol
genre: angst I guess
length: Fourshot, but short
rating: It's on Asian Fanfics and doesn't say, but I'm guessing around pg, possibly pg-13 for language

Summary:  Lil Wayne is Baekhyun's senpai/oppa. Baekhyun loves oppa's new grills. Chanyeol jumps out of no where, forming a heart breaking love triangle. This is the story of love and hate, one that will put you through a rollercoaster of emotions.

 

 

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 â€œS-senpai!†The single word that exited Byun Baekhyun's mouth cut through the dense air between the two.

Lil Wayne turned around, dreadlocks whipping through the air, vaguely reminding Baekhyun of a flying squirrel.

“Yo, waddup Lil B,†Lil Wayne said, flashing his goldren grills at Baekhyun. Just like a pot of gold under the rainbow, the tiny boy thought.

“Senpai... Lil Wayne, a-are those n-new grills?†Baekhyun asked, looking anywhere but at his dear oppa.

“Yee they are Lil B, I'm glad you noticed, my homedawg.â€

That line single-handedly caused Baekhyun's pretty little mind to combust into flames.

“O-oppa,†the beautiful vixen called out.

“What is it, homedawg?â€

“Y-you called me homedawg, oppa,†the brunet whispered, averting his eyes onto the pavement.

“Only for you, Lil B, homedawg,†Lil Wayne flashed his grills once again, blinding poor Byun Baekhyun's pretty little eyes.

“Oh, no you didn't!†Bellowed a deep voice.

The two looked over at the sudden voice, eyes widening when they saw a tall Korean in a superhero suit, wearing a mask.

“Flameo!â€

 

 

 

 

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“Flameo!†The masked Korean yelled out, the waves of sound reverberating through the air, and into the streets like a belch emitted from someone who just ate a Big Mac.

“C-Chanyeol?†Lil Wayne whispered through his golden grills, a faint blush crawling onto his beautiful chocolate coloured skin as he adjusted his snap back and ran a hand through his dreadlocks.

“Hands off the maiden! She's defenceless!†Chanyeol exclaimed, throwing his palms on his non-existent hips in a superhero like stance.

“W-what? I'm not a girl, I have no tits!†Baekhyun managed to snap out of his trance.

Lil Wayne and the tree looked at Baekhyun. “But you definitely have hips,†they said, simultaneously.

“Ay, man, Can I call you oppa, my swagging Chanyeol-oppa?†Lil Wayne mumbled, twiddling his thumbs together in hope, spiting jealousy in Baekhyun.

“No.†Chanyeol was nonchalant. “The only one who can call me oppa is my dear Byunnie.â€

“Don't worry, I'll call you oppa, Lil Wayne-oppa!†Baekhyun called out enthusiastically.

“No swag, Lil B. I want Chanyeol-oppa to let me call him Chanyeol-oppa,†Lil Wayne protested.

Just as Chanyeol was about to open his mouth, Bruce Wayne came crashing through on his jet black bat-mobile

 

 

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 Just as Chanyeol was about to open his mouth, Bruce Wayne came crashing through on his jet black bat-mobile.

But he didn't get out of the bat-mobile. He simply kept on riding solo through Gotham, blasting Nickelback on repeat. Chad Kroeger has never been so badass.

However, the conversation steered in a different direction. The three pretended they did not see Batman along with the atrocious musi

 that came along with it.

“L-Lil Wayne-oppa,†Baekhyun singsonged in his godly voice. “W-would you like to get lunch with me?â€

“Lil B, I already got groovy plans with my boss pimp.â€

“I thought you were a pimp,†Chanyeol interjected, adjusting his superhero mask.

Lil Wayne blushed. “N-no Chanyeol-oppa, I am no pimp, yo swag machine. I am simply an oppa.â€

Chanyeol sighed. “But you're not even Korean.â€

A couple seconds of silence went by, until Lil Wayne's dark orbs of midnight starting watering. He looked up at the tall Korean wearing a superhero costume, before bringing his fingertips up to his eyes, blinking rapidly.

“I-I know, b-but, my oppars...†Lil Wayne mumbled, before running off into traffic.

“Nooooooooooooooooo, Wayne-oppa!â€

 

 

All the love in the world was lost when Lil Wayne ran into the traffic of Gotham. A teary eyed Lil-B followed him with his orbs of purity and light, frozen in place while Chanyeol stared at Lil-B with envious starry eyes.

“W-Wayne oppa!†Lil-B cried out like a baby girl, sliding towards the traffic in his Bratz light-up Heelys.

 

Baekhyun stopped right before he slid onto the oncoming traffic, containing snowmobiles and the likes.

The sunlight was blocked by a figure, standing on a 18-wheeler as if he was the next Messiah of Gotham.

“Y'all bitches, here I stand, 'ere Lil Wayne stands, do y'all listen?†Shouted an angry voice, causing Lil-B's panties to drop and fly away in the wind.

“Dis be Wayne, yo boy, ay bitches, bring me some of dat purple drank,†Lil Wayne cried out, waving his arms around and causing the day to turn into night and then day again, Bud Light raining from the sky, making the scene extremely dramatic.

Lil-B clasped his hands together, and emitted a scream, only to rival a fangirl's scream.

“O-oppa didn't die! Lil Wayne-oppa didn't die!â€

Meanwhile, the masked tree stood there silently, like the most devasted superhero in the world.

Baekhyun, when will you realize my feelings for you? When will you see, that my heart beat increases, whenever I'm around you? If you could see that I'm the one who understands you, been here all along, so why can't you see? You belong with me, you belong with m

, Byun Baekhyun.
 
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Whoever wrote this needs Jesus...

 

“Y'all bitches, here I stand, 'ere Lil Wayne stands, do y'all listen?†Shouted an angry voice, causing Lil-B's panties to drop and fly away in the wind.

Oh my God what even

Good thing I wasn't drinking any thing. Dat shit would have spurted straight out of my nose

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Wow. Just wow.

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