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[Pannchoa] [dating now] I’M GETTING TURNED OFF BECAUSE OF MY GIRLFRIEND’S FART


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I’m a 28 y.o. man. My girlfriend is 25. I have been working for 3 years and my girlfriend has also been working for 3 years but is currently taking a break from work.
 
3 years ago, I fell in love with a girl with straight hair, light skin, tall and slender and have been hanging out with her for a year. She found me uncomfortable at first but slowly opened up her heart to me and we’ve been dating since then.
 
At first, she was the girl of my dreams. She couldn’t be more beautiful and she’s still like that.
 
But I discovered something as I was dating her. my girlfriend is very easy-going ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹
She likes to joke around a lot and rather than having a girl’s personality, her personality is more like that of a male friend?ㅋㅋㅋ
Anyways! She was so pretty at first but right now, I can’t endure her farts anymore.
 
When we first started dating, she would go to the washrooms a lot of times. She first saying that it was to fix her hair or makeup but later told me that it was because of her farts.
She’s the type to feel gas-y easily so if she holds the farts in, it makes her stomach upset. Of course, I can understand her situation. That’s just something that comes with menstruation.
 
But nowadays, she just farts around me. We would be walking hand in hand and she would then look around and then let out a fart and laugh.
She would go “ahã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ that was f*cking loudã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ the biggest fart!!!!!!ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹ã…‹â€â€¦
At first, when she let out her fart sound, my girlfriend was so shy that she almost cried but I saw her reaction and said “I’m fine with it~ ay so cute~ it’s fine~†so now, she thinks that I’m really fine with it.
 
Now, she just farts all the time. She would fart right away as soon as she eats something.
If we go out to eat and come back, she would say “oppa, open the car’s windows†and then let out a big part. To be honest, her farts do smell bad. I just pretend that they don’t. the sound aside, I think that the smell of them are even worse. So I just continue driving while clenching my teeth.
 
She’s someone who jokes a lot so she would put her hand where the fart comes out and then put it over my nose! I just laugh and tell her to stop but… it makes me wonder if I can do it back to her..
 
Ah how to say this… ha…ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ I know that I sound like an assh*le but …
It kinda turns me off..? It’s like her charms are decreasing as a woman? As if she feels more like a friend now?...
 
It’s not that she turns me off in a severe way… I’m just bad at expressing myselfㅋㅋㅋ
 
The reason why I’m writing about this concern is because this week, we went to eat sausage and drink and were on our way back home. My girlfriend has a very nice body. She’s very slender so I’m still feeling all nervous when I go on date with her.
 
So we were walking on our way back and my girlfriend started to give me some small hints so the two of us ended up going to a hotel instead (T/N: think dirty and you’re on the good direction). So we were doing our business in the flame of our emotion and then my girlfriend suddenly goes *boooooong~~~* and let out a fart.. I was so shocked, I think I stopped moving for 2 seconds.
 
My girlfriend also got shy in the heat of the moment and was like “ah… sorry… you look shockedã…  please continue oppaâ€.
But seriously ã…  I tried my best but from that moment, I was totally turned off.
 
As for me, I still haven’t farted in front of my girlfriend yet. We were just so embarrassed. I don’t even fart in front of my close friends.
 
I want to see her prettily but seeing her acting like that ah… it makes me wonder if she’s going overboardㅋㅋ
 
She has a frail heart so if I tell her seriously, she might get hurt so I’m not sure how I’m supposed to tell her.
 
Is there anyone who can give me some advice?
 
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ã…ã… |2018.09.05 15:47   신고하기 I’ve been married for 12 years but I wouldn’t have been able to endure my husband doing that… I would’ve been turned off too

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  ㅇㅇ|2018.09.05 15:41 I'm turned off even as a fellow woman. She has to have some manners for her partner... that girl... geez... no manners and no tact. Her personality looks bad too

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  ㅇㅇ |2018.09.05 00:53   신고하기 Of course you would be turned off if she keeps on doing it

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  ㅈㄹ |2018.09.05 21:06   신고하기 I get that she has gas problems but if she keeps on joking about it and eat whatever she wants, me too I’d be turned off… I’m so embarrassed to fart in general so I would never be able to do this

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  ㅇㅇ |2018.09.06 10:56   신고하기 Ah I seriously hate fart jokes…

 

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So we were walking on our way back and my girlfriend started to give me some small hints so the two of us ended up going to a hotel instead (T/N: think dirty and you’re on the good direction). So we were doing our business in the flame of our emotion and then my girlfriend suddenly goes *boooooong~~~* and let out a fart.. I was so shocked, I think I stopped moving for 2 seconds.

 
My girlfriend also got shy in the heat of the moment and was like “ah… sorry… you look shockedã…  please continue oppaâ€.
But seriously ã…  I tried my best but from that moment, I was totally turned off.

Oh...my...god

 

Edit: I sympathize with both the guy and the girl though. It's not pleasant when people get too comfortable..or awkward situations happen like that. But at the same time, stomach issues are never pleasant either 

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He needs to grow a pair and flat out tell his gf that her flatulence bothers him.

 

There are times when one should try to hold it in though, and sex is definitely one of those times. Side-eyeing her for that tbh.

This quick edit lmao

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Then he should communicate with her about the farting problem. It's better to talk it out and tell her how he feels about it, the painful truth...or he can invest in a gas mask. imstupid.png

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 so she farted during sex LMAOOOO

 

i mean she can't help it so i feel for her personally, maybe she (with his help) should look into her diet/and what her stomach is turned off to, like i'm lactose intolerant so whenever i have a milkshake or whatever i'm farting forever it's so bad laugh.png

 

also there's over the counter stuff for it too

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His life is just really ruined by sum farts huh? i-

 

We all have turn offs, I get it. Maybe I just empathize w/ her as a lactose intolerant lmao

 

Some of the things he's telling she does are obvs OTT, like the hand thing.

But sometimes you can't help your stomach... man idk.

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So we were walking on our way back and my girlfriend started to give me some small hints so the two of us ended up going to a hotel instead (T/N: think dirty and you’re on the good direction). So we were doing our business in the flame of our emotion and then my girlfriend suddenly goes *boooooong~~~* and let out a fart.. I was so shocked, I think I stopped moving for 2 seconds.
 
My girlfriend also got shy in the heat of the moment and was like “ah… sorry… you look shockedã…  please continue oppaâ€.
But seriously ã…  I tried my best but from that moment, I was totally turned off.

 

LMAO harharplz.png

 

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I think he's exaggerating.

 

I mean they've been together for 3 years now, maybe she feels comfortable enough with him that she doesn't have to run to the bathroom to fart. If he doesn't feel as equally as comfortable (probably not since he mentioned to have never fart in her presence) he needs to tell her instead of giving the excuse that she "has a frail heart" (clearly her heart aint that damn frail if she busting farts during sex and hasn't died of embarrassment  lmao)

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"That’s just something that comes with menstruation. "

 

Flatulence is?? Since when??

 

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yes the fuck. menstruation does alter digestive patterns. it can make you gassy or give your diarrhea or even make you constipated.

 

lmao why are you so shocked. just google it

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