I need advice for someone I really really like

[Flowsik]

Hey guys I know someone a guy.. he has a highpitched girly voice no it's absolutely not me

I was thinking to give him the advice to smoke

Why?

Smoking will cause your vocal chords to thicken and dry out resulting in a deeper/raspier sound to your voice.

I heard that so in facto he will stop being called gay.

But here is the question now:

Will it really help him? How many cigarrettes does he has to smoke? For how many years? Which brand? Marlboro etc?

And I'm scared that he may end up like some failures out there.. which voices sound raspy like you just got throat fucked by a black man with a very large penis

And actually I'm the opposite of him
I have a deep manly bed voice which makes girls pregnant
But I always hated being bass now I want to become a tenor singer
Should I castrate myself ?
So that I can hit the high notes too

Please help us both
Thanks alot

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woNLJ9g9-i0

[aripod]

Opening your threads I always get really excited. Please keep this up.

[Skibop!!]

it could be a hormone problem... or his balls haven't dropped

[a(mber)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woNLJ9g9-i0

Tick Tack though 

 

 

EDIT

soz I can't really help with your problem

[MoonCakes]

[eyeballs]

LOL You're funny

[Nini Bear]

Sucker for deep voices

But please keep them coming voldemin

[mystiqurez]

Would've -1 you but U-KISS 

 

How old are you talking about? Maybe his voice hasn't cracked yet?  

 

 

Smoking is bad

[Dupladé]

[Seulo]

Has He hit puberty yet? he could be a late bloomer.

 

Yes deep voices are sexy as hell

[Elitsa]

Smoking will probably cause your friend some really nasty side effects like heart diseases and canser; i don't think that  is sexy    

...and please use protection with your voice  

[Rosetty]

Your threads are amusing but who the f*** are you??

[oompa loompa]

Cool Location essay

[Ludark]

I seriously hope this is a troll thread.

Otherwise I don't even.

[atlantica]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[pink bear seolzy]

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[Rapmon's Ahjussi Husband]

Smoking?, cancer is not sexy

[alterna]

why is this tagged as gdragon weed scandal

[~Shining Diamond~]

How many accounts you got, buddy? Didn't you post this on your last one? LOL.

[Souloist]

[Suzy Quatro]

[Haruhii]

you should rather advice him to be more confident of his voice and not to care about what people say  . smoking is bad for health. 

[ZUMiNA14]

Hey guys I know someone a guy.. he has a highpitched girly voice no it's absolutely not me

 

I was thinking to give him the advice to smoke

 

Why?

 

Smoking will cause your vocal chords to thicken and dry out resulting in a deeper/raspier sound to your voice.

 

I heard that so in facto he will stop being called gay.

 

But here is the question now:

 

Will it really help him? How many cigarrettes does he has to smoke? For how many years? Which brand? Marlboro etc?

 

And I'm scared that he may end up like some failures out there.. which voices sound raspy like you just got throat fucked by a black man with a very large penis

 

And actually I'm the opposite of him

I have a deep manly bed voice which makes girls pregnant

But I always hated being bass now I want to become a tenor singer

Should I castrate myself ?

So that I can hit the high notes too

 

Please help us both

Thanks alot

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woNLJ9g9-i0

 

Hahahahaa!!!! 

[A Boy Like Troy]

 

Where are the hyoyeon gifs from your sig from?

[seungwan]

lmao