... no...I can't undo this mistake, I regret it so much. Someone help, academic FAUX PAUSESESES

[dinolover]

So I wanted to thank my professor for bumping me up from a C to a B and being very patient with me about my grade

and so I sent her an email blahblahblah thanking her and complimenting her teaching and then

.... I said I hope the rest of your pregnancy goes well.

 

 

.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate myself.

 

My professor isn't pregnant. SHE'S NOT FUCKING PREGNANT

HOW CAN A PROFESSOR BE PREGNANT AND COME TO CLASSS EVERYDAY

 

UGHGHGHGGH SHES NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE SHE ALREADY GAVE BIRTH AND SHES LIKE

WOW IM EATING SO HEALTHY I LOST ALL MY BABY WEIGHT

 

THE FUCK ME

WHT THE FUCK

 

OH MY GOD THE SHAME IM SO STUPID

UGHGG UGH

GU I CANT TAKE THIS BACK

SOMEONE LET ME DELETE THIS EMAIL SOMEHOW PLEASE BEFORE SHE GETS IT

UGHGHGGH

 

DAMMMIT

 

I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAY THANK YOU

 

I ENDED UP PISSING ON HER CAR. URINATING IN THE WINDOW WIPERS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT I SECRETLY AM

GUH

PLEASE

WHAT DOES ONE DO WHEN DOING THE DOODOO?

 

[Teru]

I'm dying

[Kaity]

hahahaha oh man

[MoonCakes]

Oh man, you fucked up lol

[versace]

HAHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA OMG )))))))))))
THIS IS TOO MUCH

[Slowpoke X]

just send another e-mail, and say that you didn't meant the last sentence

 

the teacher will probably understand, and laugh it away

[Yummy90]

oh shit i feel so sorry for you :/// but its kinda hilarious xD

[Yume]

omg It's okay though. It happens to everyone,

If you want send her another e-mail being like sorry, I forgot you already gave birth have a nice summer break and thank you for your help. She probably won't mind.

[NATURAL NI KOISHITE]

So I wanted to thank my professor for bumping me up from a C to a B and being very patient with me about my grade

and so I sent her an email blahblahblah thanking her and complimenting her teaching and then

.... I said I hope the rest of your pregnancy goes well.

 

 

.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hate myself.

 

My professor isn't pregnant. SHE'S NOT FUCKING PREGNANT

HOW CAN A PROFESSOR BE PREGNANT AND COME TO CLASSS EVERYDAY

 

UGHGHGHGGH SHES NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE SHE ALREADY GAVE BIRTH AND SHES LIKE

WOW IM EATING SO HEALTHY I LOST ALL MY BABY WEIGHT

 

THE FUCK ME

WHT THE FUCK

 

OH MY GOD THE SHAME IM SO STUPID

UGHGG UGH

GU I CANT TAKE THIS BACK

SOMEONE LET ME DELETE THIS EMAIL SOMEHOW PLEASE BEFORE SHE GETS IT

UGHGHGGH

 

DAMMMIT

 

I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAY THANK YOU

 

I ENDED UP PISSING ON HER CAR. URINATING IN THE WINDOW WIPERS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT I SECRETLY AM

GUH

PLEASE

WHAT DOES ONE DO WHEN DOING THE DOODOO?

she be like

[Tzuyoncé]

well once i was chatting with my english  teacher a long time ago, 

her mom was at the hospital so i asked her how she was and then i went to the bathroom 

and my sister send her

''  i hope she dies '' 

LOL

[Gloupsidou]

OMFG HAHAHHAHAHAHAH I AM DYINGGGGG

 

GIVE HER BABY CLOTHES OR SOMETHING

[Idhiel]

This is hilarious and you're so fucked up. Try to explain it to her. Hahahahah. 

[lips ruby blue]

oh, this is funny.

 

Can you make it seem like you heard something about her being pregnant, and didn't know she'd already given birth, rather than thought she was so because of her appearance?

 

like, "someone mentioned you having a child and I assumed it didn't happen yet"

[NEON]

/dying

just send another email saying you didn't mean it   

[dinolover]

omg It's okay though. It happens to everyone,

If you want send her another e-mail being like sorry, I forgot you already gave birth have a nice summer break and thank you for your help. She probably won't mind.

but isn't that insulting to her figure ;__:

i either have to sacrifice the fact that i wasnt really paying attention in her class

or

insult her figure

WHICH IS THE LESSER OF THE EVILS?

;__;

[Little Red]

lmfaooooooooooo         

[�SHERRY�]

lmao! that was funny. 

but im sure she wouldn't be pissed....

[Miekos]

Lmao 

[Tokki the Awkward Potato]

Tell her you meant to say "I'm glad your pregnancy went well."

[dinolover]

oh, this is funny.

 

Can you make it seem like you heard something about her being pregnant, and didn't know she'd already given birth, rather than thought she was so because of her appearance?

U___U well I guess. I think I'll try clearing it up

 

/dying

just send another email saying you didn't mean it   

oh okay.. I guess I'll have to do that....

OTL THIS ENTIRE THIS WAS SO UNNECESSARY AND UNAVAOIABLE FUCK

[CutiieAngiie]

I know I am going to sound so heartless but I couldn't stop laughing because it reminds me so much of Man From Another Star when Do Min Joon sent an unwanted text to Cheon Song Yi. All I could think when I read your story was "such a shame that person doesn't have teleportation and stopping time power" LOL.

[nassela]

 

I ENDED UP PISSING ON HER CAR. URINATING IN THE WINDOW WIPERS LIKE A FUCKING CUNT I SECRETLY AM

GUH

PLEASE

WHAT DOES ONE DO WHEN DOING THE DOODOO?

oh my god lmfao

[dinolover]

Tell her you meant to say "I'm glad your pregnancy went well."

OH MY GOD

 

SAVIOR

 

MY ANGEL

HOLD ME IN YOUR THICK ARMS. YES

THANK YOU <33333333333 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

[Tokki the Awkward Potato]

OH MY GOD

 

SAVIOR

 

MY ANGEL

HOLD ME IN YOUR THICK ARMS. YES

THANK YOU <33333333333 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

<3

[mika613]

LOL