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OF BUTLER AND BUTTSEX

 

tags: crack, thirst, lovetriangle, angst!

 

DISCLAIMER: NOTHING ABOUT THIS FIC IS LINKED TO IRL STUFF ABOUT OH!USERS

 

Characters: 

 

Myth Poo

 

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- 22 years old

- waiter

- has lots of debts

- clueless about others

 

Ari Chola

 

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- 19 years old

- waitress       

- loves Myth   

- shy              

 

Knee Von Ferland

 

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- rich heir to a law firm

- has an illness and cannot leave home

- very hyper

- loves the color pink and lillies

 

 
Chapter 1
 
soundtrack: 
 
 
 
One day Myth Poo was knitting.
 
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-Myth POV-
 
On a cold september, after my great adventures, I was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. I was finally working a stable job in a coffee shop, paying off my debts I had accumulated from buying too much CNBlue merch. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hidden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes! 
 
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"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission. 
"I still don't understand you?" I said. 
"Here, take this," she said and gave me a wireless phone.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before my eyes!
 
I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to my brother Maxwell House.
"Oh no,"  Maxwell said, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" I enquired,  "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Myth Poo, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said  and before I could do anything, Maxwell had escaped my grasp. 
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
 
I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Ari Chola. Ever since I started working at Bling Bling Coffee Shop, I and Ari Chola had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like her. She was bashful and her long brown locks suited her face. That was good enough for me. Plus, we could relate to each other. She was not well-off and her parents forced her to pay for her studies in Criminology. Hence, she wasn't able to access education without taking staggering levels of debt, just like me.
 
So I went to Ari Chola and told her the whole story. She listened to me without saying a single word, oggling me with her big dark eyes.
Then she said: "WTFOMMGBBQ, this is,like, serious for realz."
"I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!" I repled.
 
Ari Chola sighed and said: "You have always been special, Myth and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Ari Chola looked at the scopius doll that I had received and said, "it kind of looks like the singer of CNBlue, doesn't it?"
"Yes it does, it's Yonghwa merch DUH."
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Ari Chola said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you."
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a memory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Maxwell doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Ari Chola's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!
 
So I concentrated on the object. Immeditately I felt drawn into it. It started out as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a dog/a cat/some girl's cuca/a Jungshin in the distance. 
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the thick layer of doubt that I had had all my life.
 
And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was a young boy in hell...
 
I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth. 
 
I woke up from my nap, sweating and shivering. 
 
"MYTH! You gave me quite a scare!" Ari said, sighing in relief.
"What happened?"
"You were screaming 'It burns! It burns!' and I was too scared to touch you because your arms are so... toned and... I..." she trailed off.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Does she like me?
 
 
 
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A/N:
 
It has come... to my attention... that some "people"... don't like my stuff. That hurts me a lot. Really... a lot.
Do u know how long it takes me to write my stories? Do u think I like it being stuck at home with nothing to do but writing my soul into my art? My favourite show just ended and I was on team Jacob!
 
Writing is the only thing that makes me happy, but if that isn't good enough for u people, then I'm going to call it quits!
Yes, that's right! I won't finish this story! YOU WONT EVER FIND OUT THE END! HAPPY NOW?!!!!
 
I want to thank PrettyRickman5 and Rainbowcorn for beta reading, but I... I... I... just can't take it anymore.
 
So long internet. I'll never use you AGAIN!
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OH MY FUCK

 

 

What? hahahahahahah

 

 

I see

so this is why no one can be a fan of cnblue

it makes them crazy.

: ( not you too ....did you fall for jonghyun?

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Please expect chapter 2 tomorrow xoxo

 

Jonghyun is my booty mate  :chu:

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AriMeth forever

 

Maisha fanfic synopsis (the full work is on its way!!!)

 

Once upon a time, there was an ugly gorilla named Maisha.

He was so ugly he died.

The end

you're such a bitch lmfao fuck you

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me: santa, what am i getting for christmas :3?

 

hot daddy santa: ur getting **** in my box ***

me: when did u get so smooth ;)

santa carefully sticked his ding dong on my present openings....

me: *i moaned like a baboon* dont get ur milk all over my lady parts or else we'll get too much elves to handle.....

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