The Guys of 5SOS

[mayxalka]

Calum and his fucking biceps.

 

 

Lucas and his back.

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Louis is the trollface, right?

Oh he pretty much SAVED Callum so now I see the point of his existence.

 

Luke gets all the awards, and maybe 1/5 of Ashton does too.

Yes, the squeaky one with the extreme receding hairline.

 

What the, what did Ashton do for you?!

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ya'll i have been sinking deep into exo kpoop so i didnt realize that the dont stop video came out last sunday what the hell

OH MY GOD MIKEY'S LINE THO   about time the boy got to showcase some singing in a single tbh

also, Luke's voice is a godsend 

 

I used to stan for Cal's voice more than anyone last year but Lukey's voice has me weeping nowadays

slay me hemmings <3

have you guys been checking the charts? im honestly surprised at how well they have been doing holy shhh 

they have really blown up wowow

 

?????? 

no

Ash deserves better xo

 

OMG YOU CAME BACK!!!

I bet chu were busying yourself with the whole Kris ordeal.

 

Michael's line is probs the best line. But hearing him sing it live was kinda a disappointment!!!

 

I didn't realize how deep Luke's voice was. I guess he still has a lil bit of puberty to go through.. 

Tbh, I don't check the charts... I don't even know where to, lol.

Bad fan.

 

 

his smile. 

Edited May 23, 2014 by mayxalka

[mayxalka]

YASSS I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE! Omg you guys already have 18pages. BRAVO GUYS. SO GLAD THIS PLACE IS ACTIVE. 

 

THEY SANG DONT STOP LIVE  ????? LINK PLS!

 

My friend is supposed to keep me updated as I mope deal with the Krisis but she has failed me so far 

 

IF LUKE'S VOICE IS STILL GOING THROUGH PUBERTY, IMAGINE HOW MUCH DEEPER IT WILL GET IN A FEW MONTHS OH MY GOD

 

I just need September to hurry up so that I can see them live already 

 

Lukey's gorgeous piercing and smile I hate him 

 

Alsoo, I see Cal's arms are getting even bigger now holy shhhhh. Them arms. 

18 PAGES OF NOTHING BUT FETUS PHOTOS LOL

 

they have a lot of fancams of them singing Don't Stop, but the only official one is this one.

 

I can't even keep up with the Kris dealio cause I don't know what to believe anymore. =[

And the silence is only making me question Kris' intentions now. cries.

 

omg you going to see 1D live too?!

Imagine how much deeper his voice will be and how much he will grow by the time we see them live!!!

 

 

Cal and Ashton's arms. Jesus. 

I hope they don't bulk up too much tho.

 

 

 

Ashton dated Gemma Styles, he gets points for schtupping his friend's sister.

Oh.. okay.. I see. 

Strange logic, but okay. 

[mayxalka]

93', even though the age range is close enough to my age it still feels weird.

 

I kinda don't like the lead singer of The Vamps because it sounds kid like. Gonna wait until he's voice get's deeper from puberty.

 

 

 

I'll try to post here from time to time. 

 

 

I think Calum, Ash, and Mikey sounds ok live but they're a bit shaky. Luke's voice kinda stable so he's the obvious lead singer and good looks too (though kinda TOO effeminate for me.) This bands great cuz they all sing so I'm fine with that. I hope in their next album it's more rock than pop rock. That and that Mikey starts hitting the GYM also.

Ohohoho man you weren't joking about your love for pure ruggedness in men!

 

Yeaaaaah I think their vocals could be worked on. But they're well rounded as a band, I guess.

 

MIKEY HITTING THE GYM LOL

[mayxalka]

Fetus of the day.

 

 

(his shirt  )

THAT HAIR 

 

 

5SOS go karting results (old)

 

 

LOL @ LUKE AND HIS MUM

I am judging Luke so hard right now. HE IS SUCH A WET BLANKET HOW IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE IS THIS A JOKE. Awww how cute and funny that Liz played. And beat Luke's ass...

[mayxalka]

Harry is a hobo that likes to roll around in mud and the likes. It is best if we don't hope for anything besides him looking at least SOMEWHAT presentable. Actually, I hope this for Louis and Liam as well. These 3 are a walking disaster X_X

OMFG GURL, PREACH IT. Harry actually looks decent and presentable when standing next to Liam and Louis. Jesus. Both their receding hairlines are definitely every man's nightmare.

[mayxalka]

is calum the owner of ketchup or something. he mentions ketchup the most and he's always the one with him, the most.

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cuddle? 

 

 

 

Edited May 25, 2014 by mayxalka

[mayxalka]

Cuddle?

 

cuddle?

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NO.

 

STILL CUTE.

cute af

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omg pls someone jsut kill me

look at that shoulder span diff

 

Edited May 26, 2014 by mayxalka

[mayxalka]

How is it that Ash is 2yrs older but Luke seriously looks like his age 

 

Ash's face man. He's looking like a hobo. Baby boy noooo ;A;

IKR Ashton has turned into a scrubby boy within the past year.

 

 

 

Liam and Louis are a damn MESS. I pray to god that 5SOS never look as frumpy as they do. Though Mikey has me worried of his fashion fate tbh

WHAT NO! ASHTON'S FASHION IS A MESS!!!

 

sry ash, those holes are not cool.

HIS SHIRTS ARE TOO SMALL!!!

 

 

 

look, it's that boy who thinks he's in the band.

[mayxalka]

27 May 2014 - Newcastle

 

awko taco

omg bb so cute in scrubby clothes. 

april approves of all black luke.

 

that girl has a cute purse.

 

but yeah, awk.

[mayxalka]

luke's pretty blue eyes in your sig 

 

niall forever thinking he is part of 5SOS but his ass stays getting rejected and booted 

 

OH GOD HOW COULD I FORGET ASH'S DREADFUL T-SHIRT CHOICES  not to mention his headgear attire sometimes has me questioning his sanity SMH. I still worry for Mikey tho bc have you seen the way he does his hair? Boy needs to S T O P 

luke's eyes will be the death of me. x_x

 

Oh my god, I know right... I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Michael's hair and hairline.

It's so thin and his hairline literally starts the tippy top of his head. 

 

 

 

I DON'T WANT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS... BUT IS SHE SITTING ON ASH'S LAP?

 i ship.

[mayxalka]

okay yes, ashton's questionable head gear.

this one specifically.

the robber hat.

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Cal-Pal starting up the lawnmower.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA HE'S ALL RED, CHUB, AND SWEATY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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aka cute, right?

no.

 

 

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Why does Luke have a twink piercing?

 

WHERE IS THEIR WEED SCANDAL!!!!!

NO and NO.

 

bbbbut he looks cute with it and it doesn't scream douche bag on him.

tbh, I didn't realize he had a piercing until a month later lol

 

Actually, I'm waiting for Calum and Michael's scandal in the distant future.   

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Luke studying for maths.

 

Gonna make a shrine out of these photos for tests and exam week.

Edited May 28, 2014 by mayxalka

[mayxalka]

Awwww his quiff peeping out in the first pic!!! Liz is such a tech savvy mother.

 

Off to prepare my dumb 5sos post.

Look, he's drinking a glass of water!!! Awwww in both pics!!! Let me help myself to a glass of water too.

 

Quite the organized studier if you ask me.

Edited May 29, 2014 by mayxalka

[mayxalka]

5SOS Being Idiots Pt. I

 

LUKE AND PENGY <3

or is that Penga. Or Pengo.

 

Omg you gotta post Luke and curtain hair with the Cal and curtain hair.

 

Just what is up with thwm and bananas and Mikey with Spiderman lmfao.

 

What a cute post. <3

[mayxalka]

I think we need a whole separate post for Pengy, Penga, and Penguin.

 

Where is the Cake curtain from?

I dont know the names of Luke's children, sry.

 

It was the twitcam where Ashton was pmsing.

[mayxalka]

How old are these jail-baits?

Cal and Michael are both 18.

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The others?

Lucas is a ripe 17 and Ash is 20.