The Guys of 5SOS

[maryan]

ya'll i have been sinking deep into exo kpoop so i didnt realize that the dont stop video came out last sunday what the hell

 

OH MY GOD MIKEY'S LINE THO   about time the boy got to showcase some singing in a single tbh

 

also, Luke's voice is a godsend 

 

I used to stan for Cal's voice more than anyone last year but Lukey's voice has me weeping nowadays

 

slay me hemmings <3

 

have you guys been checking the charts? im honestly surprised at how well they have been doing holy shhh 

 

they have really blown up wowow

 

 

Louis is the trollface, right?

Oh he pretty much SAVED Callum so now I see the point of his existence.

 

Luke gets all the awards, and maybe 1/5 of Ashton does too.

 

?????? 

 

no

 

Ash deserves better xo

[maryan]

OMG YOU CAME BACK!!!

I bet chu were busying yourself with the whole Kris ordeal.

 

Michael's line is probs the best line. But hearing him sing it live was kinda a disappointment!!!

 

I didn't realize how deep Luke's voice was. I guess he still has a lil bit of puberty to go through.. 

Tbh, I don't check the charts... I don't even know where to, lol.

Bad fan.

 

 

his smile. 

 

 

 

YASSS I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE! Omg you guys already have 18pages. BRAVO GUYS. SO GLAD THIS PLACE IS ACTIVE. 

 

THEY SANG DONT STOP LIVE  ????? LINK PLS!

 

My friend is supposed to keep me updated as I mope deal with the Krisis but she has failed me so far 

 

IF LUKE'S VOICE IS STILL GOING THROUGH PUBERTY, IMAGINE HOW MUCH DEEPER IT WILL GET IN A FEW MONTHS OH MY GOD

 

I just need September to hurry up so that I can see them live already 

 

Lukey's gorgeous piercing and smile I hate him 

 

Alsoo, I see Cal's arms are getting even bigger now holy shhhhh. Them arms. 

[maryan]

You came back for us!! I haven't checked the charts yet...

exo situation is </3

 

I'M BAACK <3 You guys actually remembered me //weeeps//

EXO's situation has me weeping   distracted me so much, I didnt realize the boys' MV came out OTL

 

I am soooo in love with it!! Dont Stop is their best MV ever   

[maryan]

Well, maybe 3/5 of the awards?

Would that be doable?

 

 

 

 

3/5. Rain, our friendship is in danger. Please reevaluate your Ash evaluation, thanks! xo

omg are you going to wwa tour too???

 

YEP!! I HAVE FLOOR SEATS TOO IM NOT READY!!!       

Edited May 23, 2014 by maryan

[maryan]

18 PAGES OF NOTHING BUT FETUS PHOTOS LOL

 

they have a lot of fancams of them singing Don't Stop, but the only official one is this one.

 

I can't even keep up with the Kris dealio cause I don't know what to believe anymore. =[

And the silence is only making me question Kris' intentions now. cries.

 

omg you going to see 1D live too?!

Imagine how much deeper his voice will be and how much he will grow by the time we see them live!!!

 

 

Cal and Ashton's arms. Jesus. 

I hope they don't bulk up too much tho.

 

 

 

I hope they both stay the way they are. Cal and Ash are so freaking S E X Y. My biases slay me hard. They're also gay for each other nope I ship Cash not Cake SORRY LUKE. I actually ship Mikey and Luke because I think the fact that they hated each other when they first met is the funniest thing ever #truluv 

 

The #Krisis is such a damper; I think his side is quiet because they're building their case and remaining silent until they can take it to court or SME agrees to settle.... *sigh* I don't know what to believe anymore either ugh. I just hope he is fine TT__TT

 

WOOHOOO WE'RE ALL SEEING 1D LIVE THIS IS AWESOME

When 5SOS were announced as their opening act again, I FREAKING SCREAMED

 

I missed 1D's last tour *cries* so I missed 5SOS as well. Not this time tho. I'm ready for the perfection 

 

I'm on floor too!! I'm going in August. Hopefully Harry will have gotten his haircut.

Lukey will be 18 by then. x_x

 

WOOOHOOOO FOR FLOOR SEATS!!!

 

Harry is a hobo that likes to roll around in mud and the likes. It is best if we don't hope for anything besides him looking at least SOMEWHAT presentable. Actually, I hope this for Louis and Liam as well. These 3 are a walking disaster X_X

 

EEEEEEEEP LEGAL LUKE WE'LL OFFICIALLY BE SAYING GOODBYE TO FETUS   

 

Our friendship can never be true if you're so fickle dude.

Re-organize your priorities.

 

Fine, Ashton comes in a distant second.

 

Ashton is worthy of being fickle over. You will see the light one day; I pray to Zaysus that you choose the righteous path soon and see the error in your ways, my dear friend. xo

 

And have you scored 1D tickets yet?! Or are you still bumming it out in the hopes that God will throw some down to you?

Edited May 24, 2014 by maryan

[maryan]

cuddle? 

 

 

 

 

OMFG i hate cal and his fucking cute ass ;A;

 

 

OMFG GURL, PREACH IT. Harry actually looks decent and presentable when standing next to Liam and Louis. Jesus. Both their receding hairlines are definitely every man's nightmare.

 

Liam and Louis are a damn MESS. I pray to god that 5SOS never look as frumpy as they do. Though Mikey has me worried of his fashion fate tbh

 

 

 

LOL, true dat.

 

 

Calum and Ash are my favs as well!! But I ship Cake so hard.

I missed 5SOS' North American tour. I became a fan literally five days after tickets went on sale. 

 

Liam, Louis, and Harry are definitely the deadly trio. I can't help but tear up a bit every time I see Harry cuz he looks so worn out. I miss fetus Harry.

 

 

Girl trust me. Even if you stanned them before the tix went on sale, it would still be too damn hard to grab them. They sold out before I could even try  

 

I adore Cake because they have been friends since forevah T^T I MEANNN, HOW DO YOU HAVE A BFF THAT SINGS JUST LIKE YOU DO T^T fate is on their side man. And then they met Michael and bam another person with musical skills. Oh lawdd. Fate was truly on their side. And now they're too popular

[maryan]

omg pls someone jsut kill me

look at that shoulder span diff

 

 

How is it that Ash is 2yrs older but Luke seriously looks like his age 

 

Ash's face man. He's looking like a hobo. Baby boy noooo ;A;

[maryan]

27 May 2014 - Newcastle

 

awko taco

 

xiumin bb is sassy all the time yass <3 

 

and i just turned my ignore sig preferences off lolol so i can see sigs again aND HOLY MOLY ASH BABY LOOKS SO CUTE IN YOURS IM SQUEALING HE IS SO DUMB

 

 

IKR Ashton has turned into a scrubby boy within the past year.

 

 

 

WHAT NO! ASHTON'S FASHION IS A MESS!!!

 

sry ash, those holes are not cool.

HIS SHIRTS ARE TOO SMALL!!!

 

 

 

look, it's that boy who thinks he's in the band.

 

 

luke's pretty blue eyes in your sig 

 

niall forever thinking he is part of 5SOS but his ass stays getting rejected and booted 

 

OH GOD HOW COULD I FORGET ASH'S DREADFUL T-SHIRT CHOICES  not to mention his headgear attire sometimes has me questioning his sanity SMH. I still worry for Mikey tho bc have you seen the way he does his hair? Boy needs to S T O P 

[maryan]

luke's eyes will be the death of me. x_x

 

Oh my god, I know right... I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Michael's hair and hairline.

It's so thin and his hairline literally starts the tippy top of his head. 

 

 

 

I DON'T WANT TO JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS... BUT IS SHE SITTING ON ASH'S LAP?

 i ship.

 

BEEN SHIPPING SINCE DAY 1 I LURVE THEM TOGETHER

ashy poo with his noona awh 

 

 

okay yes, ashton's questionable head gear.

this one specifically.

the robber hat.

 

i'M CRYING @ ROBBER HAT

 

he looks like he's from a freaking white gang lmfaooooo

 

 

You mean you haven't been looking at our beautiful sigs this whole time???

Pretty safe to say they are all dumb! I need to do a dumb spam when I get home.

 

I HAVEN'T AND I REGRET IT B/C BEEYOOOOOOTIFUL

yes do a dumb spam pls

with 5SOS, i'm sure you won't run out of the plenty dumb moments to post 

cal is an idiot lmfao i await you exposing it even more on here

Edited May 28, 2014 by maryan

[maryan]

girls where is this from

 

 

i've been out of the loop and am back on bc album

but holy shit

my babies cal and ash are looking so fucking good

pls tell me where it's from , it's all over my TL

[maryan]

HIHI!

 

some club they went to in milan on 6/27

one of the redheads is the stylist + her twin.

dunno who those other chicas circling ashton are LOL.

 

yeah cal's puberty is doing him well this past month. 

 

what a glorious picture of my babies im crying

 

 

i cant wait to see them live!!! 

 

what do you guys think of the album??? 

[maryan]

i see the boys live on sept 12th woohooo ~~

 

 

 

omg im pressed as hell that i was working and missed this happen live

urghhhh

 

 

 

 

 

 

I NEED THIS STREAM TO BE UPLOADED IN FULL ONLINE ASAP  

Edited July 1, 2014 by maryan

[maryan]

im glad they finally had a stream but lol ofc it was while i was at work.... sucks

 

i love seeing the boys blow up but it sucks that we dont get twitcams and stuff as often as we used to

it's 1D all over again for me /sigh 

 

alsooooooooo, CASH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

 

on another note, how much longer till the album finally releases in the states???? i need to buy it so i can bump it in my car

plus, i want to surprise my friend with a copy that she can use to worship over luke even more before she leaves

Edited July 2, 2014 by maryan

[maryan]

- SLSP

- Don't Stop

- End Up Here

- Heartbreak Girl

- Mrs All American

- Amnesia

- Social Casualty (this reminds me of All Time Low soooooo much omg which is funny b/c Alex took part in writing for other tracks but this one that he didn't do is the one that reminds me of his style the most lolol)

- Never Be

 

Okaaaaaay now that the album is on spotify, I listened to it again and yeah, these are deffo my favorite tracks - the bold ones are my ULTIMATE favs. 

[maryan]

sanks 

 

 

Omg really, I hate social casualty. Like, really hate.

Alex also did the backing vocals for Long Way Home and End Up Here!

 

My fav is definitely Close As Strangers!!! I don't know if that is on Spotify. But the extra songs on the Target-exclusive albums are def the best. (since they didn't write them when they were like.. 16....)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvOKuz4D7GU

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MICHAEL AND I ARE NOW PIERCING TWINSIES!!! 

 

I TOTALLY FORGOT CLOSE AS STRANGERS. I like this one. I love their slow tracks (Amnesia  ). 

 

HAHAH Social Casualty reminds me //SO// much of ATL and ATL have been a fav of mine since like 2007 so I can't help but love it. I could practically hear the song in Alex's voice lmao. Actually, the chorus also sounds like it has a blend of PATD in it. I don't know, this song just reminds me of so much bands I grew up with lol

 

And didn't Alex write for those tracks? I LOVE END UP HERE.

 

I like Kiss Me x2, it reminds me of Cartel. But it's one of my least favs /sorryAlex 

 

I forgot to add 18 to my favs list. I love that one sOO much OuO

 

 

Is Heartache on the Big Screen on any of the versions? It's not on spotify and I don't think I saw it on the deluxe? 

[maryan]

wowow so the boys' released their tour dates and one of the shows is in my city and it's at the venue 1D played at on their tmh tour last year  i was so freaking shocked b/c 1D didnt play in a venue that big in my city until their 2nd tour and this is basically 5SOS' first 'real' big one imo

 

so i was like 'okay let me go see their album sales' because they must be doing far better than i thought

 

 

then i check out their first week sales AND THEY SOLD OVER 253K????????????????

 

that is way more than even 1D's debut album sold in their 1st week - which was 176k btw

 

 

so uhm yeha im completely totally blown away and i googled articles to see if i was reading the numbers on hdd correct and i was and just WOW slay boys, im super proud and shocked tbh lol yay for them!!

 

we waitin on you ash.

 

i have never seen that pic of michael.......................... when the hell did that happen omg?????????

 

this group is so damn friendly w/being naked around each other i dont even know 

 

cal's ass will always be so perfect to me 

[maryan]

I know right... I guess they're a lot bigger than I thought...

I thought they would come to an arena in my city that seated 10k, but I thought they wouldn't be able to fill 10k.

But instead they're going to one in Detroit that seats 20k+

 

Maybe the different colored albums helped their sales?!

I don't really keep track of sales for any artist!

 

 

They talked about the nudes in an interview.

... Atleast they share their nudes too.

Cal's body.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4jN0JYVFy4

 

 

how bout dat amnesia mv guise

 

Fuck Cal is trying to reclaim his #1 spot that he lost to Ash.... I hate these two, forever killing me 

 

I like how the MV is super cute yet the song is super sad like I'm having conflicting feelings watching this yo

 

Dude, the venue in my city is 20k+. Omfg. Now I have to fight people for seats. I'm super pressed nnnnnnnnnnn. They've blown up so freaking fast, even quicker than 1D did. ): I hate that

[maryan]

 

but yeaaaaah michael and luke definitely are genuinely the sweetest.

 

meanwhile i stan the dicks of the group 

 

really tho, i just lol'd at all of this tbh.  no one is nice all the time and i know countless fans [who are my age and thus wouldn't spill bs or blindly follow them if they were shit to them] that met the guys a load of times and said they were always great to them /shrugs

 

i doubt they're nice all the time and i do feel bad for the fans who encounter them when they aren't but i just think all the fanacc of them being nice heavily outweighs the rude ones... plus, the boys themselves really /do/ try a lot for the fans so i appreciate that

 

i dunno, i just don't think there's been enough proof to really hate them for this kind of stuff tbh

 

http://instagram.com/p/sMJxWMEOp1/

Thx @nicolekahlani â¤ï¸â˜ºï¸

 

i'm not fine at all.

 

lookin' like a raccoon 

little cutie wrecking this noona heart of mine 

[maryan]

cal's d is great. i knew i picked the right bias. 

Edited August 30, 2014 by maryan