You're a Dramaquin.
A messy bitch who likes drama is the house motto.
We Dramaquin students value drama and forum shenanigans above all else. Stanning a group being boring is not in our DNA. We enjoy drama and seek it out in many different ways such as provoking Braggindor about false sales figures ,goading Delulupuff with unpleasantness or simply play out our own dramas through multiple threads. We find entertainment in chaos. Consequently Dramaquin has the highest number of trolls among all the OHgwart houses, thought not all Dramaquins are trolls.
Most Dramaquin students can be found in the random section posting threads intended to provoke.
The Dramaquin house emblem is a laughing hyena, as like the hyena Dramaquin students are here for a laugh.
I STAY TRUE TO MY ROOTS
Actually I hate green too
I hate him too