Essay 825 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 if you checked my earlier threads i haven't been getting my period in a while my doctor is convinced I'm pregnant I'm was like "no I'm not 0% chance " and giving her the biggest hints that it was literally impossible that i was pregnant but she's gonna make me take a test just to be sure and also let get my bloods done tomorrow so yeah I'm a virgin and pregnant anticipate second coming of jesus Why didn't I just tell her i was a virgin fuck my social awkwardness with strangers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halow31 1,137 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Congrats for your new saviour coming i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hosh 1,349 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 she didn't ask first if you were sexually active? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil Ayy Big Gay 8,172 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Say you never played hide the sausage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essay 825 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 Congrats for your new saviour coming i guess My name is actually Mary this is too good to be true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirine 4,209 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Can you hook me up when he can turn water into wine? Its expensive these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essay 825 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 she didn't ask first if you were sexually active? I was on the pill a couple of years ago she kinda just assumed it was a really rushed meeting im gonna tell her tomorrrow and just get the bloods done cause it might be a problem with my ovaries Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clover. 10,048 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 pls do vlogs w jesus-nim and teach us the holy ways MY 2 YEAR OLD TRANSFORMED WATER INTO WINE *NOT CLICKBAIT* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halow31 1,137 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 My name is actually Mary this is too good to be true OMG you're truly the chosen one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essay 825 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 Can you hook me up when he can turn water into wine? Its expensive these days ship it over to you the red sea is gonna be my winery pls do vlogs w jesus-nim and teach us the holy ways MY 2 YEAR OLD TRANSFORMED WATER INTO WINE *NOT CLICKBAIT* this baby really is miraculous im already a few months along and im still not showing thx jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al qaeda 5,837 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Can you hook me up when he can turn water into wine? Its expensive these days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neki 807 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 she didn't ask first if you were sexually active? right? what kind of doctor is that? lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaudy 3,588 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Your doctor is... interesting for not asking regardless lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojo 3,258 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 U have a shitty doctor,, How does she/he not ask if their patient was sexually active before assuming you are??_?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essay 825 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 right? what kind of doctor is that? lmao she was really young even if she assumed i was without telling it was more my fault for not correcting her assumption clearly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essay 825 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 U have a shitty doctor,, How does she/he not ask if their patient was sexually active before assuming you are??_?? in fairness if a young girl comes worried over skipping a period the first thing i would assume was pregnancy i was too awkward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abra 40,910 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Can I name the child? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyungie 467 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Make sure your new kid isn't too preachy. Didn't work out too well for JC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essay 825 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 Can I name the child? sure what were you thinking? i was thinking something along the lines of Yeezus Make sure your new kid isn't too preachy. Didn't work out too well for JC. yeah me and my fiancé are thinking of going to Bethlehem for our babymoon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gojo 3,258 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 in fairness if a young girl comes worried over skipping a period the first thing i would assume was pregnancy i was too awkward Whoops i forgot not every country is conservative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Essay 825 Posted September 28, 2017 Author Share Posted September 28, 2017 Whoops i forgot not every country is conversative Yeah i get what you mean my country is pretty open with these things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belkiss 22,803 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 this thread is hilarious and the comments are more hilarious I can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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