I want Taeyong to scam me of all my money and make me homeless

[miseol]

I WANT HIM TO TAKE MY MONEY, CALL ME A FAT USELESS PIG

AND KICK ME OUT THE HOUSE

 

 

BUT THE CONDITION IS HE MUST GIVE ME HIS SOAKED STICKY BLANKET

THAT'S NEVER BEEN WASHED AFTER 84 DAYS OF USING IT TO JERK HIS CHICKEN

 

 

HE NEVER LIKED GOING TO THE KITCHEN TO JERK HIS JUICY CHICKEN

SINCE THAT'S WHERE I BELONG AS HIS DIRTY KITCHEN SLAVE

 

 

THEY CALLED ME DYSON BALL VACUUM MISEOL IN COLLEGE

BECAUSE I HANDLE SUPER SMOOTHLY AND LOVE SUCKING EVERYTHING UP

 

 

MCOUNTDOWN KNOWS WHERE THE GOLDEN NUGGETS ARE

I'D LOVE TAEYONG TO BUST ALL HIS NUTS ON MY FACE

 

 

 

JUST THINKING ABOUT IT MAKES MY LEGS UNABLE TO SPREAD OPEN

 

 

DADDY GIVES ME SERIOUS HOT MEXICAN PAPI VIBES

I'D LET EAT HIS CHERRY BOMB BURRITO ALL DAY

 

 

 

 

NO? WELL WHY IS HE HEATING UP MY TACO?

PROBABLY BECAUSE MY TACO WANTS TO MEAT HIM TBH

 

 

KNOWING TAEYONG AND HIS SCAMMER PAST, I WONDER IF HE SHOPLIFTS

BECAUSE I'D LOVE TO ASK HIM IF HE'D LIKE TO FIVE FINGER DISCUNT

 

 

 

 

FOR 150K PAY ME TO MAKE AN AMAZING THREAD ABOUT YOUR FAVES

ALSO, YOU CAN PAY ME TO LEAVE YOUR FAVES ALONE

CHECK THE LINK BELOW THANKS

CLICK

 

[GalaxunnieSuperOppa]

Please solve this:

 

[KnottyBalloon]

ur sig bro sdjfnsjdlfsdsdfhba

[PanWink Is Real]

GOD IS REAL 

[bellendciaga]

 

it's gone a bit TOO far

 

[miseol]

Please solve this:

 

 

LMAO YOU HOE, SOOYOUNG IS NEXT

[GalaxunnieSuperOppa]

LMAO YOU HOE, SOOYOUNG IS NEXT

 

WAIT....I CAN APPRECIATE A GOOD SOOYOUNG THREAD LIKE THIS 

[You Need Some Milk]

Didnt u scam your faves are shitty

 

Miseol pls

[BakedOrbit]

ay lmao

[Fat Ass Keâ„“â„“y Price]

I didnt knoe you were bisexual hoe

[btstryhard]

Not sure if unpopular opinion, but I think you write the guy threads better than the girl threads. 

[STORM]

It's time you find a hobby  And not making threads like these. 

[✧ Quinchana ✧]

TAEYONG IS GAY AND IN LOVE WITH JOHNNY

[ultb]

FOR 150K PAY ME TO MAKE AN AMAZING THREAD ABOUT YOUR FAVES

You increased the price it was 100k

[Maeo]

can't believe someone actually paid for this 

[miseol]

WAIT....I CAN APPRECIATE A GOOD SOOYOUNG THREAD LIKE THIS 

 

Then pay 150k hoe!

 

Didnt u scam your faves are shitty

 

Miseol pls

 

I am no scammer ffs

 

I didnt knoe you were bisexual hoe

 

I'm gay for pay but straight normally

 

Not sure if unpopular opinion, but I think you write the guy threads better than the girl threads. 

 

Tbh I think so too

 

FOR 150K PAY ME TO MAKE AN AMAZING THREAD ABOUT YOUR FAVES

You increased the price

 

Because I got like 20 requests today lmao, I can't handle it

[Ðœimi]

this is too much though wtf op

[Kim Seolhyun]

So you don't mean it when you say it? You just made this thread to get wons? You don't want Taeyong inside of you?

 

Who paid you for this?

[miseol]

So you don't mean it when you say it? You just made this thread to get wons? You don't want Taeyong inside of you?

 

Who paid you for this?

 

I cannot disclose such information 

[The Last Duchess]

OMFG 

[tsukitsuki]

I'm laughing asdfffflk this is too much.

[Casperjeff]

WTF DELETE THIS FAT

[homebodies]

I'm choking on air...this is too much!

[PeachyHearts]

Taeyong can stick a price tag on me and use his price gun to scan all over me~

[soft bro fun]

I laughed so hard at this that my boyfriend came rushing in from the other end of the apartment to check if I was OK but I couldn't even begin to explain what I was looking at online and why I found it so funny so I had to pretend to be laughing at a zelda meme instead.