[LONG News] TShit fails 7868th attempt to fuck over resilient kings BAP

[Kukkungie]

So with TShit bringing out a new boygroup (avg age 15 so they can't sue over slave contracts), it's obvious they are ready to throw their breadwinners under the bus. This time it isn't with stealing their money, or treating them beyond shit, but by immorally forcing the mother of fucking ugly hairstyles onto them.

 

I think we can all agree, however much divided kpop is, Mullets are fucking horrific. Like even Zendaya couldn't save that shit. TShit clearly picked up on this because they got not one BUT TWO members 'sporting' that disgrace. 

 

Luckily however, BAP ain't about to lose to these basic hoes. Instead of wasting vital money suing them this time, the generous kings of kpop have played TShit to their own game by making flawless visual Jongup, and Himchan balance out the ugliness of this atrocious hairstyle with their unbelievably godlike visuals.

I conclude TShit must go back to the drawing board, because BAP is here to slay baby
Evidence:

 

Please support BAP's comeback 'BLUE' released September 5th by giving it a listen. TShit certainly won't be helping out you know.

In the meantime I've opened up a poll for the second most shitty company. Lets see who tops this chart!

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[Gay Panwink Anti]

what new bg

[kissxkiss_baby]

what new bg

10 member group, a mess really

[kissxkiss_baby]

 BAEKHYUNNWHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU ABOUT TO START A FUCKING TREND LIKE NO

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT HIMCHAN IS TRYING HIS BEST TO ROCK THAT SHIT

[mon chan]

Mullet+uneven bang. Must be genius to even come up w this combo 

[rabidsofa]

It looks like when you look at really old boybands your mum used to like and laugh at their hairstyles oh my gOD

[Kukkungie]

 BAEKHYUNNWHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU ABOUT TO START A FUCKING TREND LIKE NO

 

I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT HIMCHAN IS TRYING HIS BEST TO ROCK THAT SHIT

he trying his best, but what can you do with a fucking mullet man.

 

Only Billy Ray Cyrus tbh.

[binsbins]

why did humanity ever come up with the mullet

even jongup's perfect face can't tear my attention from that hairstyle

[johnnyrose]

... I'm suing Baekhyun. what have you done.

[preetam]

Aigoooo lol 😂

[maxxie]

Both would look so good in those pics without the mullets.   Good pictures, bad hairstyling.