KinkySanta 1,073 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Okay so just about 10 minutes ago I made a huge mistake. Today is one of the very rare days for me where I have the house all to myself, so I was just chilling at the house watching youtube then I heard the doorbell. I never answer the door, but I decided I should just peek out since I was expecting my graduation cap and gown to come. I look out the peephole and see this really old man looked like a grandpa type in a UPS uniform and a package (I kinda was wondering why a guy that old was driving a delivery truck). I saw the package and realized that I HAD to answer because I needed that stuff to go to the grad ceremony. I was a little embarrassed to open the door to such a sweet looking old guy though since I was wearing a very low cut top with cleavage showing. I open the door and as I start to open I hear him say, "Hello there delivery!" Then however once I greeted him he said, "Oh" and quickly looked down and looked uncomfortable. While looking down he handed me the signing machine and said, "we just want your autograph for this package." I replied, "Oh yeah I'll just sign that." I sign and give it back to him. He then hands me my package and gives me a disappointed parent look and walks away shaking his head. I close the door and think how odd.... then I looked down...... I HAD ANSWERED THE DOOR WEARING A BLACK LACY THONG! I'm so ashamed I can't believe I forgot to put on pants before answering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basic 727 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I can't believe I forgot to put on pants before answering Oh my god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BubbleGumPop 14 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 SMDH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Eight 6,542 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Lol Santa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michigointomypants 15 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 i'm sure he'll need intensive trauma therapy after seeing you in a thong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cl0v3r¥Π177 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 OH MY GOSHHH LOOOOOOOOOOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mog 5,083 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 special delivery~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meigitsune 2,999 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Well at least you said the delivery guy was old, otherwise I would of thought this was a start of a porno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEWER RAT 10,617 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 "we just want your autograph for this package." eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Perfect Chaos 300 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 forgot to put on pants? that's totally believable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
✽aya 998 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 your threads give me life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitchyNoona 28 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mglsts 960 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 And you wonder why you have pervs after you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HvD 3,431 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Oh my... That must have been one unpleasant surprise lol I hope you get over it soon ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grape Soda 12,004 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Who hasn't though......so many have seen me in my bra or without pants...I just want my package (no pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanah- 1,839 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 LMAO. You will remember next time, not to forget your pants! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dina 323 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 how do you forget to put on pants .....poor guy LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
removed929393303 15,230 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I feel your pain. I've had to answer the door in a bra and shorts and it was so awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
25%Cotton 7,133 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 i think i've seen this in gay porn before. thong and all. LOL be careful next time XD but at least you'll probably never see him again, and you were probably confident enough by accident that you pulled it off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deerhan 3,762 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtninjago 2,190 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Well at least you said the delivery guy was old, otherwise I would of thought this was a start of a porno. DEAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HYPER+BALLAD 469 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 This made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denizen mars 5,911 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I'm sure he's seen weirder things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Boy Like Troy 3,333 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 KIRSTEN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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