[Produce 101 Sexting Scandal] A Conspiracy Theory (the Oppa Apologist Remix)

[aegyolks]

OK, so I've always wanted to play the delulu fangirl for once, and now that one of the boys I was supporting on Produce 101 has just been exposed as the most vile, perverted fuckboi snake alive, I don't want to let the time I spent researching him just go to waste like that  ...so here's the extra long fan-fiction I came up with (based mostly on 100% true facts, folks!!!):

 

 

1. Ha Minho gets an offer to join High School Rapper, but MNET forces him to do Produce 101 instead

2. Ha Minho feels resentful about not being able to do the show he wants and becomes further pissed off when he realizes he won't be allowed to showcase his rapping skills

3. MNET dislikes his attitude and starts to show negative edits of him complaining about this, hoping to get him kicked off in the first evaluation

4. Ha Minho's request to incorporate a rapping part for Sorry Sorry is rejected and he is unable to stand out in the performance

5. Ha Minho SHOCKINGLY survives the first elimination, ruining MNET's plans

6. A round of SNS scandals begins to happen, targeting MNET's faves (Jisung, Daniel)

7. MNET tries to find a way to divert attention from Daniel-Cat-Emoji-Gate by creating an even bigger scandal, using Ha Minho as a scapegoat

8. There are either photoshop wizards working at MNET or MNET is somehow able to contact the girls Ha Minho has been hitting on, and reveals screenshots from messages he sent last year online

9. Ha Minho performs at the second evaluation with lyrics that target and expose MNET's evil editing and is well-received by the audience, miraculously receiving the most votes in the rap category

10. MNET is thoroughly pissed now and wants Ha Minho off the show for good

11. MNET contacts Ha Minho's label and threatens to cut the screentime of the other trainees unless the company admits to the validity of the rumors AND terminates Ha Minho's contract completely

12. Ha Minho gets kicked off the show and thrown out of his label, his friendship with Yoo Seonho is OVER, and his career is CANCELLED R.I.P 

13. Ha Minho is abandoned and hated by the entire population of South Korea, so he moves to China and changes his name so he can spend the rest of his life paying his rent with mediocre impersonations of G-Dragon

 

~THE END~

 

Thanks for reading the very tragic tale of Ha MinhoYou're free to go back to hating his guts now

 

[Moon Gin]

Have you ever considered to be an author or scriptwriter? 

 

You can top Shakespeare for creating tragedy drama for sure. The most ironic thing is I can feel some degree of real-life possibility to your story here. 

[felidae]

I wanna go to asianfanfics to make this as a fic. Can I id credit u

[aan]

That truly is a masterpiece.

[musicspeaks09]

 

7. MNET tries to find a way to divert attention from Daniel-Cat-Emoji-Gate by creating an even bigger scandal, using Ha Minho as a scapegoat

 

 

  Thanks for the laugh, this was a entertaining post. Wish what you wrote was actually true since I was rooting for him, but looks  like the rumors around him might be true. Sigh.

[KUMA-MON]

Daniel-Cat-Emoji-Gate 

 

 

[Valvet]

Dammit this is gold. You have talent

[Guest]

ngl my oppalogist ass thought the same

 

edit: i accept the reality tho hh

[SeeYaWithYou]

tbh if they actually wanted him to be kicked off, they wouldn't give him evil editing, they would just give him 0 screen time

[kittdie]

the most iconic modern literature of our generation. shakespeare and charles dickens are SHAKING

[SamYoo]

Shakespare is shook

[like_wonu]

I wish this is true :( He was one of my top picks too and I'm disappointed that he did this.

 

But I hope he reflects on what he did and apologize.

[Leland22]

Wow I've been out of the loop. Did he really say inappropriate things to girls?

[DreamChazr]

Cool story bro.

 

And flirting isn't a crime last i checked. Just how bad were these texts?

 

Edit: i've read the receipts. Total no-no

[aegyolks]

I wanna go to asianfanfics to make this as a fic. Can I id credit u

Go ahead and have fun lol 

[marchsauce]

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