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Three men were imprisoned by a king and tried to escape. They were caught and brought before the king. He decided to let them have a chance at freedom and directed them to go out into the forest surrounding the castle and collect 10 of a fruit or they would be beheaded.

After a while, the first prisoner comes back with 10 apples. The king then tells him to put each one in his bum without a sound and he would let him go. If he made a single sound, he would be executed. The prisoner complied. Halfway through the first apple, he let out a small whine and was executed on the spot.

The second prisoner comes back with 10 grapes. The king told him to put them in his bum without a sound as well or be beheaded. He easily inserted them one by one. Suddenly on the ninth grape, he burst into laughter and was beheaded.

In the afterlife, the first prisoner questions the second. "You only had grapes, you could've had it. Why did you laugh?"

The second prisoner once again bursts into laughter. "I really couldn't help it once I saw the other guy coming in with pineapples!"

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Three men were imprisoned by a king and tried to escape. They were caught and brought before the king. He decided to let them have a chance at freedom and directed them to go out into the forest surrounding the castle and collect 10 of a fruit or they would be beheaded.

After a while, the first prisoner comes back with 10 apples. The king then tells him to put each one in his bum without a sound and he would let him go. If he made a single sound, he would be executed. The prisoner complied. Halfway through the first apple, he let out a small whine and was executed on the spot.

The second prisoner comes back with 10 grapes. The king told him to put them in his bum without a sound as well or be beheaded. He easily inserted them one by one. Suddenly on the ninth grape, he burst into laughter and was beheaded.

In the afterlife, the first prisoner questions the second. "You only had grapes, you could've had it. Why did you laugh?"

The second prisoner once again bursts into laughter. "I really couldn't help it once I saw the other guy coming in with pineapples!"

He should have minded his own business....

Not that funny but I appreciate the effort , upvoted dave.png

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

Just 1 but it takes 10 episodes.... imstupid.png

DON'T SHADE DRAGON BALL !!souleyesplz.png  

I'll give you a second chance ... Appeal!!

 

my joke is funny as well..muwahahaahahaahahahharharplz.png

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unsure.png ik..im a flop..sorry OP..i couldn't give u a good joke..unsure.png

Awww you make me feel bad !! ohdearplz.png But hey you're adorable, and your comebacks are actually funny ( even though the joke itself is not funny but the way you respond to comments is funny ) laugh.png

 

( Chicken cross the road to not to die but to live so that it can lay eggs and catch baby chicks and to grow em into adult and be proud mama! )

lol that's cute

 

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Awww you make me feel bad !! ohdearplz.png But hey you're adorable, and your comebacks are actually funny ( even though the joke itself is not funny but the way you respond to comments is funny ) laugh.png

 

( Chicken cross the road to not to die but to live so that it can lay eggs and catch baby chicks and to grow em into adult and be proud mama! )

lol that's cute

 

hehe thx.. it's oky.. i don't feel bad..QRLGYBO.png

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