howonss 7 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I just think it's gonna be funny. My friend told a girl : "Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" He saw it on web, and thought "that's awesome". -.-' <-- what the- who would ever think that line is awesome .... didn't end well .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLastMohican 208 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I once told a girl(semi-jokingly), "I may not be a superhero but you sure are making my Dark Knight rise" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretty_angel92 44,530 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I once told a girl(semi-jokingly), "I may not be a superhero but you sure are making my Dark Knight rise"OMFG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a(mber) 5,898 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 I haven't actually experienced these first-hand But still The interwebs have some pretty swaggy ones though Are you a hurricane? Because you're blowing me away! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yume 3,886 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together... -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BabYYzelo 101 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 there is once haze in my country. and someone told me, " Girl, are you haze? Bcs when youre there, I can't see anyone else. I was like, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shootzz 26 Posted February 25, 2014 Share Posted February 25, 2014 If you are a booger, I would pick you first. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
originalname4u 99 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 "How's your fever? Oops, sorry. You just look hot to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amberrune 188 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 This one guy in my Karate class once told me I looked like Carly Rae Jepsen, and the instructor heard and started laughing saying, "Hey, she totally does!" (I don't lol; it's just because I have bangs. *sigh* boys..) So I just rolled my eyes and said "You guys are crazy." Then, after class, he came up to me and said "Hey, maybe you don't look like Carly Rae Jepsen, but it's definitely NOT 'hard to look right at you, baby!'" ..It was so cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrumpyCat 538 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 lol. my ex was straighforward with this one (we were already together): "Did you fall from heaven? Because sex" I overheard this on the street: "Gurl, are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fiiinee written all over you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulmicola 1,981 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 I've said some really horrible pseudo-pick up lines that, if I told them to someone that wasn't aware of my social awkwardness and all around lack of experience when it comes to such things, would have resulted in the other person running away or me being slapped, but I guess I got lucky. I don't really want to make a fool of myself by writing them here, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghettoe 1,955 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 "You must be a bucket of KFC because you are finger licking good." That is still a classic. It's important to understand that at the time we were using this, the slogan for fried chicken was finger licking good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yunhosarang 373 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Am I the only one who laughs at bad/punny pick up lines? I literally just straight up laugh...haha My friend LOVESSSS this one: "If I were a gardener, I'd put my tulips on your tulips" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Temptastic VII 6,473 Posted March 7, 2014 Share Posted March 7, 2014 I was sleep deprived last night and told my boyfriend: "Are you a beaver, cause DAM" He just sighed and left the room. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaesicat 0 Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 Do you know why scientists hate you so much? Because you're so hot,you caused global warming. I used that on my crush and he's been ignoring me since then. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeislove 194 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 I've never gotten one used on me or used one but I found this totally amusing - "Did you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants" and one day my friends and I found some really cheesy ones like - "Are you a ticket? Because you have fine written all over you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandelion Wine 1,540 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Am I the only one who laughs at bad/punny pick up lines? I literally just straight up laugh...haha No, you're not. They're corny puns, and I looooove corny puns. Pick-up lines are really only good for getting a laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chichibio 2,726 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 "Coffee, tea, or me?" He chose to laugh awkwardly. OTL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niujirandeu 100 Posted March 19, 2014 Share Posted March 19, 2014 Go up to a girl and ask them to feel your clothes "do you know what materiel this is?? boyfriend material" and look real sleazy the whole time for added effect. Works everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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