[help] Can you think of any metaphors about someone being confused?

[cupcakelover1016]

I'm helping my 7 year old brother write metaphors and the question is "Write a metaphor about a confused person"

But he[we] can't think of any  I'd appreciate the help

[dinolover]

jimmy is as confused as sm's stylists noonas.

[Anthropology]

Confusion is living in an illusion.

[heuieuu]

jimmy is as confused as sm's stylists noonas.

simile

plz learn some english you fob

[cupcakelover1016]

 

plz learn some english you fob

does that mean you can help me?

[heuieuu]

does that mean you can help me?

my/his/her mind is trapped in a fog, unable to escape

 

pretty boring and unoriginal, but it'll work

[Seyoncé]

A 7 year old is working on metaphors?

 

 

When I was a 7 year old, I learned how to tell time and count money.

[cupcakelover1016]

A 7 year old is working on metaphors?

 

 

When I was a 7 year old, I learned how to tell time and count money.

He's in 1st grade and he  learned that in kindergarden... what backwards school did you go to?

[mangoberry]

______ is a stray puppy in the middle of New York City.

I'll admit I suck at metaphors.

[Seyoncé]

He's in 1st grade and he  learned that in kindergarden... what backwards school did you go to?

 

Apparently I went to stupid American school. 

[cupcakelover1016]

Apparently I went to stupid American school. 

We live in America too -_-

[Seyoncé]

We live in America too -_-

 

I'm just saying I must have gone to one of the lesser schools if I wasn't learning such things in 1st/2nd grade.

[cupcakelover1016]

I'm just saying I must have gone to one of the lesser schools if I wasn't learning such things in 1st/2nd grade.

[Special*]

He's in 1st grade and he  learned that in kindergarden... what backwards school did you go to?

 

I just imagined Castiel saying that haha *wipes tears*

[Gery]

I'm helping my 7 year old brother write metaphors and the question is "Write a metaphor about a confused person"

But he[we] can't think of any  I'd appreciate the help

Infamous cupcakelover who liked sooyoung from allkpop perhaps ? YAAAAAAAAY SOOYOUNGSTERS UNITE . Never got to talk to ya cause I got a bug on the server and kicked out of the forums since September so I had to lurk but your stuff made me laugh, along with that glue label code person. *hugs and claims as my new friend* 

[Candykiss]

 

His mind was a dense puzzle trying to connect all its missing pieces

 

Metaphors don't use "like" or "as" than that would be a simile

 

I'm better at analogies ~ hehe I tried ><

[cupcakelover1016]

Infamous cupcakelover who liked sooyoung from allkpop perhaps ? YAAAAAAAAY SOOYOUNGSTERS UNITE . Never got to talk to ya cause I got a bug on the server and kicked out of the forums since September so I had to lurk but your stuff made me laugh, along with that glue label code person. *hugs and claims as my new friend* 

oh hai friend:D 

[Gery]

oh hai friend:D 

 Oh hey you accepted me yes You shall get many baked goods from this child. *hands you sprinkled cupcakes*   Are you an unnie I can love forever? 

[cupcakelover1016]

 Oh hey you accepted me yes You shall get many baked goods from this child. *hands you sprinkled cupcakes*   Are you an unnie I can love forever? 

I don't know if i'm an unni TT__TT I'm only 14 :(

[Vivian]

I can only think of smoke and mirrors, but that's an idiom.

Good luck. 

[blowinfartbubbles]

Apparently I went to stupid American school. 

 

be thankful you got to go to school. Some of us unfortunate ones from the 3rd world never even saw a school. Anyone wanna come over and build one for us? 

[Seyoncé]

be thankful you got to go to school. Some of us unfortunate ones from the 3rd world never even saw a school. Anyone wanna come over and build one for us? 

 

I understand what you're saying. Don't think for a second I am not thankful for my education because I am.

 

I was just being sarcastic because apparently my schooling was "backwards". I understand that sometimes things like that can be miscommunicated on the internet.

[blowinfartbubbles]

I understand what you're saying. Don't think for a second I am not thankful for my education because I am.

 

I was just being sarcastic because apparently my schooling was "backwards". I understand that sometimes things like that can be miscommunicated on the internet.

 

I got your sarcasm and I was joking right back.    I'm sorry you misunderstood me. *damn internet jokes and sarcasm always fail* 

hope everything's cool with us. If not, I'm just gonna drown in the sea of shame, taking my fail with me. 

[Seyoncé]

I got your sarcasm and I was joking right back.    I'm sorry you misunderstood me. *damn internet jokes and sarcasm always fail* 

hope everything's cool with us. If not, I'm just gonna drown in the sea of shame, taking my fail with me. 

 

It's fine.

I'm uptight today it's been rough irl lately so sorry.

[Gery]

I don't know if i'm an unni TT__TT I'm only 14 :(

edkdjklflk Ahh I want you to be my baby but apparently the  98-99ers these days hate that when I become a motherly affectionate unnie......  Will you be my baby please I give you one dolla!