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Collection of Bad WJSN/Cosmic Girls Jokes and Puns from the Official WJSN OH Topic by MOA_BUBU

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The following are a collection of original WJSN jokes I posted in the Official WJSN Topic. Posting here for posterity for my own purposes. If you don't get them please get to know these 13 hilarious and talented girls! smile.png

 

How do Wuju charge their phones when they forget to bring their charger?

 

They use Seola energy

 

 

Who is the most dramatic member of Cosmic Grandmas?

 

Daold

 

 

Why are there no lines when Wuju goes to the amusement park?

 

Because Yeonjung takes all of them hurrplz.png

 

 

Why is Chengxiao the only member of wuju who doesn't get mad when there are schedule changes?

 

Because she's the only one who's flexible imstupid.png

 

 

Where do Wuju keep all their secrets?

 

with Chengxiao...

 

 

because she's a human final.png

 

 

Sad news today as rising girl group WJSN are reportedly working as display models after a short career in kpop...

 

In other news record for world's longest mannequin challenge broken by 12 aliens and a goldfish at Coex mall

 

 

Why have rates of insomnia been so high in Korea since 2016?

 

Because the Korean public has been sleeping on wuju's albums since their debut! imstupid.png

 

 

Did you guys know that Meiqi recently became the president of the national Hide & Seek club?

 

SHE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND

 

 

Why does Luda believe she's the hidden main vocal of WJSN?

 

Because she's really DeLulu imstupid.png

 

 

Rumors are swirling about Bona's illegitimate children who are following in her footsteps as kpop idols

 

they're in a new group called Bona's Babies

 

 

Eunseo writes a tell-all memoir after her fallout with members of WJSN titled

 

50 shades of a Gay

 

 

Yeoreum doesn't listen to much kpop but when she does, her fav is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why has Wuju been literally invisible over the past few weeks?

 

Because their visuals are OUT OF THIS WORLD imstupid.png

 

 

What's Soobin's favorite k-drama?

 

Descendant of the Sunbae ohdearplz.png

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Why did Ujungs treat Xiao and Xuanyi to pizza everyday after Meiqi left to make movies in China?

 

They didn't want Wuju to lose their Double Chin ohdearplz.png

 

 

imstupid.png get it? because there are only two of them now? so it's not the chinit... *gets punched*

 

 

 

I'm going to get highkey negged for my jokes soon lol I can feel it...

 

 

This is no joke... I'm lowkey scared. 0u0plz.png

 

 

 

Smh. We are nice. We are not savage like Luda!

 

 

But I'm really scared of losing Dawons!!!

 

harharplz.png

 

 

I'm going to try to keep my jokes as inoffensive as possible because I know there are Dayoung and da old here.

 

 

alright I'm done lol

 

Why do Wuju have perfect vision?

 

Because they don't have any visual holes megustabishieplz.png <- Dis is not a joke btw. It's the TRUTH.

 

 

Question: What's the most questionable Wuju Unit?

 

Why-Teen... ðŸ‘

 

 

Why does Yeoreum make me so hungry?

 

Because... Lee Jin-Cooks

 

 

Why is Xuanyi thinking about becoming a boy?

 

she's really desperate for a gimchee roll

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Why did Yeonjung want to steal Dayoung's name after joining Wuju?

 

Because she's Dayoungest now

 

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Why is Chengxiao the coolest member of Wuju?

 

Because she has the most fans

 

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Stan Wuju!

 

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Learn about their Bimiriya

 

 

 

Answer Chengxiaos questions

 

 

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Ah sorry thought you were talking about me specifically x) Anyway the Dayoung jokes cracked me up especially hehe keep it up :P

 

Oh no yeah I was talking about non-fans lol.. didn't mean you. Yeah thx!!!

 

Did you see the Soobin joke? hurrplz.png

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