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Most ageplay is fucked up but this one was really fucked up. It was like Namjoon was Jimin's step brother or something? And I think Jimin was an adult in the fic but he was like mentally a child? Like not just ageplay he was almost like regressed mentally or some shit idk I couldn't read the whole thing. Like it was just gross and cringe the way he referred to himself in third person, called himself chim chim, and used babyish words for sex. ("wee-wee")

 

 

"Namjoon flips through the uniforms and chooses one that most closely resembles the size of Jimin’s tiny stature. He rips the nametag off—a kid named Kim Jonghyun—and hands it to the nurse to hold when another bag catches his eyes. The student’s name is Park Choa and there’s a dainty, skimpy uniform with a tiny skirt and socks hanging in the wrapper. He takes that one as well, and slings it over the nurse’s arm.

 

“Why do you need a girl’s uniform?†The nurse asks, looking mildly offended as Namjoon shuts the cabinet and locks it himself.

 

“Clearly I need it for when my son wants to feel pretty,†he replies, looking at her as if it’s the most obvious answer in the world.

 

“What you’re doing is disgusting, and I will alert the police for child abuse.â€

 

“Abuse?†Namjoon chuckles. “What I’m doing is simply building him up to be the best son that he could be, and he’s absolutely flourishing. But sure, send them to our house. Show them how well we’re treating him and how happy he is—we needed a new soppy headliner on the newspaper, anyway.â€

 

The writing itself is also just cringe, with weird thesaurus language and awkward dirty talk probably written by some high schooler in the Midwest with too much time on their hands reading about BDSM on Wikipedia or some shit.

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Most ageplay is fucked up but this one was really fucked up. It was like Namjoon was Jimin's step brother or something? And I think Jimin was an adult in the fic but he was like mentally a child? Like not just ageplay he was almost like regressed mentally or some shit idk I couldn't read the whole thing. Like it was just gross and cringe the way he referred to himself in third person, called himself chim chim, and used babyish words for sex. ("wee-wee")

 

 

"Namjoon flips through the uniforms and chooses one that most closely resembles the size of Jimin’s tiny stature. He rips the nametag off—a kid named Kim Jonghyun—and hands it to the nurse to hold when another bag catches his eyes. The student’s name is Park Choa and there’s a dainty, skimpy uniform with a tiny skirt and socks hanging in the wrapper. He takes that one as well, and slings it over the nurse’s arm.

 

“Why do you need a girl’s uniform?†The nurse asks, looking mildly offended as Namjoon shuts the cabinet and locks it himself.

 

“Clearly I need it for when my son wants to feel pretty,†he replies, looking at her as if it’s the most obvious answer in the world.

 

“What you’re doing is disgusting, and I will alert the police for child abuse.â€

 

“Abuse?†Namjoon chuckles. “What I’m doing is simply building him up to be the best son that he could be, and he’s absolutely flourishing. But sure, send them to our house. Show them how well we’re treating him and how happy he is—we needed a new soppy headliner on the newspaper, anyway.â€

 

The writing itself is also just cringe, with weird thesaurus language and awkward dirty talk probably written by some high schooler in the Midwest with too much time on their hands reading about BDSM on Wikipedia or some shit.

 

 

reminds me of this fic http://archiveofourown.org/works/8546959/chapters/19594786, probably not the same but characters are the same

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I once remember reading a fanfic where it was entirely written in romanized Korean.

Uri is mianhe neaga had to read that

 

(Who is supposed to read and understand that anyways? What's the target audience?)

 

My Immortal is a classic

 

 

It's been years since I've read that, damn I've forgotten it. That was a wild ride, gotta re-read again

 

Its.......... DOMBLYDORE

 

 

Omg i can't find it, but it was someone reading a DO/Kai gore/sexual themed fanfic.

EDIT: I FOUND THE WRITTEN VERSION

 

 

d6883b537bcf84a0d4c458bc12b7943f5f2f480a

*deletes search history*

wHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT

How would anyone even think of this, just why

 

 

I read one where Onew had sex with a chicken thigh.

It still haunts me

......oh god

 

 

Most ageplay is fucked up but this one was really fucked up. It was like Namjoon was Jimin's step brother or something? And I think Jimin was an adult in the fic but he was like mentally a child? Like not just ageplay he was almost like regressed mentally or some shit idk I couldn't read the whole thing. Like it was just gross and cringe the way he referred to himself in third person, called himself chim chim, and used babyish words for sex. ("wee-wee")

 

 

"Namjoon flips through the uniforms and chooses one that most closely resembles the size of Jimin’s tiny stature. He rips the nametag off—a kid named Kim Jonghyun—and hands it to the nurse to hold when another bag catches his eyes. The student’s name is Park Choa and there’s a dainty, skimpy uniform with a tiny skirt and socks hanging in the wrapper. He takes that one as well, and slings it over the nurse’s arm.

 

“Why do you need a girl’s uniform?†The nurse asks, looking mildly offended as Namjoon shuts the cabinet and locks it himself.

 

“Clearly I need it for when my son wants to feel pretty,†he replies, looking at her as if it’s the most obvious answer in the world.

 

“What you’re doing is disgusting, and I will alert the police for child abuse.â€

 

“Abuse?†Namjoon chuckles. “What I’m doing is simply building him up to be the best son that he could be, and he’s absolutely flourishing. But sure, send them to our house. Show them how well we’re treating him and how happy he is—we needed a new soppy headliner on the newspaper, anyway.â€

 

The writing itself is also just cringe, with weird thesaurus language and awkward dirty talk probably written by some high schooler in the Midwest with too much time on their hands reading about BDSM on Wikipedia or some shit.

Welp, it's the thing I absolutely hate. Referring yourself in third person, acting like a baby, "We know you hate u$ but we edgy af and defy all the norms !2!1" talk etc. These are extremely OCC as well, I think they are just using those names to make people read their sexual fantasies.

 

reminds me of this fic http://archiveofourown.org/works/8546959/chapters/19594786, probably not the same but characters are the same

ah the classsic X's Pov Y's Pov the girl at the back of the classes's Pov beginning

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All first person POVs, all things with grammatical errors everywhere, anything with a weird ass bdsm kink, anything with the masculine dom/feminine sub ship that isn't realistic, and all things that insert random ass Korean words that aren't honorifics are things I avoid.

 

 

 

There was this one really long fic I read hat I forget the name to and it was on AFF. It was about Chanyeol and this OC that got on the "18+ version" of We Got Married, and apparently they used to be childhood friends and now they're both idols. The members stalk the shit outta the couple in some chapters and literally put hidden cameras in their hotel room to see Chanyeol fucking his girl. And then Kris falls in love and tries to steal her from Chanyeol, who is also in love with her, and it gets to this whole mess and it legit feels like a soap opera.

 

Another example is every single ChanBaek fanfic that depicts Chanyeol as the tough and manly dom and Baekhyun as the super feminine and sassy sub. I really hate them because they always stray so far away from what you see in real life, especially with Baekhyun's character. There are few situations where I actually accept this (10080 is one), and even fewer situations where fanfic Baekhyun and Chanyeol are more closely depicted as their real life personalities.

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All first person POVs, all things with grammatical errors everywhere, anything with a weird ass bdsm kink, anything with the masculine dom/feminine sub ship that isn't realistic, and all things that insert random ass Korean words that aren't honorifics are things I avoid.

 

 

 

There was this one really long fic I read hat I forget the name to and it was on AFF. It was about Chanyeol and this OC that got on the "18+ version" of We Got Married, and apparently they used to be childhood friends and now they're both idols. The members stalk the shit outta the couple in some chapters and literally put hidden cameras in their hotel room to see Chanyeol fucking his girl. And then Kris falls in love and tries to steal her from Chanyeol, who is also in love with her, and it gets to this whole mess and it legit feels like a soap opera.

 

Another example is every single ChanBaek fanfic that depicts Chanyeol as the tough and manly dom and Baekhyun as the super feminine and sassy sub. I really hate them because they always stray so far away from what you see in real life, especially with Baekhyun's character. There are few situations where I actually accept this (10080 is one), and even fewer situations where fanfic Baekhyun and Chanyeol are more closely depicted as their real life personalities.

Chanbaek are often tragically mischaracterized in fanfiction but I actually think Kaisoo writers are the worst offenders of this. I legitimately can't read Kaisoo fanfictions and if their parts appear in an OT12 fanfic I have to just skip over it because their portrayal is so skewed it makes me cringe. Either Kyungsoo is a violent, destructive person or completely shy and docile. And then Jongin... don't even get me started on him. The fact that he is still portrayed as an ultra confident, slick bad boy to this day just baffles me. 

 

I get that it's fiction but if the writers can't even maintain a scrap of their personality and not some weird fandom meme caricature... I'm not here for it.

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I like most fanfics I come across. I don't care if the grammar is bad or the plot has holes in it. But the one thing I cannot stand is run-on sentences. I once came across a fanfic where one sentence was the length of two paragraphs. They didn't believe in commas. I was raging. I only made it through half a chapter lol. 

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