The Official f(Amber) Thread (엠버) New Single - Countdown

[littlepea]

THIS THREAD IS DEAD AND THAT'S NOT OKAY AMBER LIU IS A GODDESS AND SHOULD ALREADY HAVE 9000 PAGES DEDICATED SOLELY TO HER.

 

I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO SPAM THIS THREAD EVERYDAY I'M WAKING IT THE FUCK UP AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE CAN DO TO STOP ME.

 

So when f(x)'s comeback was announced everyone started getting really hyped at the name and title of our glorious album RED BIBLE LIGHT. People began their usual speculations about concepts, etc, all that stuff.

 

We arrived at hair colors and many wanted Blue!Ber and/or Green Ber, and when pics of the girls going to & from SM excitement doubled by the shitload because Amber was hiding her hair underneath her beloved yet goddamned by fans baseball caps.

 

(Only pic I could find sorry in this one she's wearing a beanie but I was thinking of the pic at night where her hair looked blonde/green. If someone can find it and link it it'd be appreciated~)

 

Many fans were disappointed that we were getting Blonde!Ber YET AGAIN for the fourth year. (Previous: Pinocchio/Danger, Hot Summer, RPPP) so of course there was many bitching and more fan edits of Amber with blueberry and kiwi hair.

 

BUT THEN there was the holy grail of accidently-uploaded-pics, A PIC OF HER WITH A FRIEND WITH HER ORANGE HAIR EXPOSED. (Can't find).

 

EVERYONE WENT CRAY CRAY (and by everyone I mean the aforementioned six people.) We were like "AH AMBER HAS WEIRD COLORED HAIR YAS YAS YAS." Some were disappointed it wasn't blue but we got the fuck over it because Amber's glorious no matter what hair color she has and it's impossible to be disappointed for long with this crazy llama~

 

MORE SPECULATION AROSE when f(x) performed at the Hong Kong Dome festival and Amber was wearing a hat covering ALL OF HER HAIR (Krystal was too but this is the Amber thread so unless it's KryBer just shush ok).

 

WE WERE ALL SCREAMING. People were like "AH IT'S GONNA BE CRAZY LIKE KRYSTAL LAST YEAR."

 

AND IT WAS.

 

MORE BOMBS DROPPED AS TEASERS FOR A SONG FOR YOU WERE RELEASED! AND AMBER HAD LAZER RED HAIR LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAT???????????????

 

THERE WAS MANY SCREAMING THAT NIGHT/MORNING (depending on your time zone idk.)

 

OKAY so then there were the RED LIGHT TEASERS for Amber that NO ONE GAVE A SHIT ABOUT EXCEPT FOR LIKE SIX PEOPLE THANKS YOU GUYS.

I can't link them all in pic form but thIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE AND THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW:

 

 

OKAY SO FUCK EVERYONE WHO SAID AMBER WAS A BOY THIS GIRL IS A GROWN ASS WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED INSUFFERABLE LITTLE BOYS IN HER LIFE.

 

(Other Red Light Teasers:

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And we went "WHAT IS SHE RED OR IS SHE BLONDE WTF SM" (there was lots of bitching at SM but what else is new amirite). Many were screaming that night/morning but not for joy more like for rage. No yeah definitely for rage. No house went un-nuked that night/morning (damn it I'm saying hour from now on so much work gdi time zones).

 

THEN

AND THERE WAS MORE SCREAMING OF JOY. DKFJDHFIUSHLAKSJDIFUQ;AL.

 

Next came

. BEHOLD THE WHAT THE FUCKNESS.

 

AND FINALLEH

LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IS THIS AMAZING-NESS. REDBER YES PLEASE. MY LITTLE CHERRY <3

 

MANY were screaming that hour.

 

Later that day was the first ever RED LIGHT performance, along with another song Milk. Obviously we got confused because her hair was orange again. Someone said that it was hair chalk or like kid's hair dye. Whatever, the point is it wasn't red.

 

HOWEVER THAT STOPPED NOBODY BECAUSE NO ONE CAN BE DISAPPOINTED BY AMBER. I MEAN COME ON JUST LOOK AT THIS PIC FROM THE FIRST PERFORMANCE:

 

 

UNF.

 

 

AND THIS GIF FROM MILK.

OMG AMBER NO DON'T DO THAT THAT KILLS PEOPLE Y'KNOW.

 

 

 

ALLOW THESE TWO GIFS TO EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS IT'S OKAY SHE DOES THAT SOMETIMES.

 

 

 

(Behind the scenes cut for Mcountdown

 

And a cute BerBer selca aw look at this lil pumpkin duck.)

 

MOAR

LIVES

HAPPENED

 

AND THERE WAS MANY FANGIRLING TO BE HAD.

 

WE HAD BARE THIGHS BER AND SEX HAIR BER.

 

THERE WERE MANY TYPES OF BERS BUT LET'S JUST SAY NO ONE WAS COLD THOSE HOURS OKAY.

 

 

 

Thanks to J&K there was BTS of the MV filming before the

good job SM many claps for you.

 

 

 

*Cough* Yeah so anyway. FANGIRLING.

 

 

 

We had FLORAL BER AND MAFIA BER as well as FUCKING ALL BLACK BER YAS***At this point everyone's given the fuck up on her haircolor.

 

 

 

(Some selcas I forgot to mention of the cute lil pumpkin.)

 

 

(She also posted a picture of her in a box because she's a little dumdum pop~)

 

 

 

RED1 LIGHT2 WON3pt 1 A3p2 BUNCHcan'tfind4 OF5 AWARDS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE f(x) MAY NOT BE THE MOST FAMOUS GROUP IN THE PUBLIC EYE BUT THEIR MUSIC IS PURE AMBER (lol get it Amber the name Amber the gem hehe I'm so clever.)

 

AND THEN BECAUSE OF REASONS WE'LL NEVER HAVE CONFIRMATION FOR SM YANKED f(x) FROM PROMOTIONS EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE KICKING ASS SMH EVEN f(x)'S OWN COMPANY CAN'T HANDLE THEIR SWAG.

 

SO CONCLUDES EVERYTHING YOU MISSED DURING THE RED LIGHT ERA.

 

 

 

SHIT I FORGOT:

 

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Music Bank interview.

 

 

Now allow me to apologize for not posting specific dates, etc. It's very late and I'm exhausted yet hyper if that makes any sense. I made a deal with some friends on our LINE chat that we'd all work to revive this thread and well I did most of it.

 

Anything I forgot or got wrong lemme know thanks~ Feel free to add more fan pics and videos!

 

WAKE UP AMBER STANS COME ON.

I just woke up, you should have set an alarm if you wanted us up at 9.30. ;)