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Do you believe in Santa?


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im not a christian so my mother always told me he was never real.

 

its my birthday on the 25th dec anyway

 

well, that's why you never get any presents tbqh

Santa hates you, and it make him depressed

 

he is wallowing in sorrow with Easter Bunny over a bottle of wine  

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but why?

 

if you caught your "parents", putting stuff under the tree, this was just Santa cosplaying as your parens

HAHAha nope, it's not that I ever caught my parents or anything.....I just simply didn't think it was real without a particular reason. I never really wrote letters to Santa requesting for specific gifts or anything....heck I don't even have a Christmas tree anymore or get any gifts LOL. It may be argued that I was 'naughty' during the year so Santa won't give me any but I just get money from my parents to buy my own gifts xD 

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HAHAha nope, it's not that I ever caught my parents or anything.....I just simply didn't think it was real without a particular reason. I never really wrote letters to Santa requesting for specific gifts or anything....heck I don't even have a Christmas tree anymore or get any gifts LOL. It may be argued that I was 'naughty' during the year so Santa won't give me any but I just get money from my parents to buy my own gifts xD 

 

ok, but if you believed in him, you would get even more presents ^^

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well he does reek with alcohol sometimes, but IDK if that makes him a pervert....

His helpers are little. He wants children on his lap. He breaks into people's homes to leave presents just for the kids. He "knows" when kids are being good or bad. Santa needs to be arrested and stopped.

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