A Russian spy, a misogynist, and a billionaire walks into a restaurant

[literally tilted]

Waiter asks "What can I get for you Mr. President?"

 

badum tsss

[Ogre Shrek]

  But is he really a billionaire though?      I'mma need to see those tax returns...

[Rapmon's Ahjussi Husband]

That joke... it reminds me of someone

[iori]

From r/jokes? That jokes is recycled every weeks

[literally tilted]

From r/jokes? That jokes is recycled every weeks

 

Are you accusing me???

of BEING UNORIGINAL?

ON OH?!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?

[Honey Yura]

boyyyyyyyy

[iori]

Are you accusing me???

of BEING UNORIGINAL?

ON OH?!?!?!?!!??!?!!?!?

lol, i have another one

 

Two scientists walk into a bar.

 

"I'll have an H20" says one.

 

"I'll have an H20, too" says the other.

 

The bartender hands them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical uses of homonyms.

[s4a]

A billionaire?

 

[hiraishrimp]

Burn

[GalaxunnieSuperOppa]

Two Corinthians