WTH IS UP WITH THIS STORYLINE

[CrayCray]

 

 

[Gloupipoo]

There's a pun I'm not getting in there....

[boredpanda18]

What's up with Hugh? Haha

[DeeTee]

   

[xxsuperjayxx]

There's supposed to be some kind of pun with Hugh I guess but Idgi 

[CrayCray]

There's a pun I'm not getting in there....

Maybe Hugh's the pun?

[Siobhan Halo]

The entire joke:

 

There once was a group of monks in a town.

And they were excellent gardeners.

One day they found out that blood makes excellent fertilizer. So the monks started killing people in town and using their blood to fertilize the plants.

The townspeople got angry, so they up and told the monks to leave town. Except for Hugh, because he was out fishing.

So the monks said, "Is Hugh with you?" Because a unanimous vote was necessary.

"No," the townspeople said.

So the monks just stayed there, and the townspeople went home, defeated.

But the monks kept killing people.

The people, angry again, formed a mob to kick the monks out of town. Except for Hugh, who was visiting his mother in a neighboring town.

"Is Hugh with you?" asked the monks again. Because a unanimous vote was necessary.

And so the townspeople said, "No."

So the monks just stayed there, and the townspeople went home, defeated.

But the monks kept killing people.

The people, angry, went to the monks once again to kick them out of town. This time, they brought Hugh.

"Is Hugh with you?" asked the monks.

And Hugh stepped forward. So the monks packed their things and left town and the townspeople were safe and happy.

So, the moral of the story?

Only Hugh can stop florist friars.

 

[hyperpanda_0130]

I still don't get it 

[Gloupipoo]

 

The entire joke:

 

There once was a group of monks in a town.

And they were excellent gardeners.

One day they found out that blood makes excellent fertilizer. So the monks started killing people in town and using their blood to fertilize the plants.

The townspeople got angry, so they up and told the monks to leave town. Except for Hugh, because he was out fishing.

So the monks said, "Is Hugh with you?" Because a unanimous vote was necessary.

"No," the townspeople said.

So the monks just stayed there, and the townspeople went home, defeated.

But the monks kept killing people.

The people, angry again, formed a mob to kick the monks out of town. Except for Hugh, who was visiting his mother in a neighboring town.

"Is Hugh with you?" asked the monks again. Because a unanimous vote was necessary.

And so the townspeople said, "No."

So the monks just stayed there, and the townspeople went home, defeated.

But the monks kept killing people.

The people, angry, went to the monks once again to kick them out of town. This time, they brought Hugh.

"Is Hugh with you?" asked the monks.

And Hugh stepped forward. So the monks packed their things and left town and the townspeople were safe and happy.

So, the moral of the story?

Only Hugh can stop florist friars.

 

 

jfc this is a shit pun

 

poor Smokey the Bear

[Curlymckay]

 

The entire joke:

 

There once was a group of monks in a town.

And they were excellent gardeners.

One day they found out that blood makes excellent fertilizer. So the monks started killing people in town and using their blood to fertilize the plants.

The townspeople got angry, so they up and told the monks to leave town. Except for Hugh, because he was out fishing.

So the monks said, "Is Hugh with you?" Because a unanimous vote was necessary.

"No," the townspeople said.

So the monks just stayed there, and the townspeople went home, defeated.

But the monks kept killing people.

The people, angry again, formed a mob to kick the monks out of town. Except for Hugh, who was visiting his mother in a neighboring town.

"Is Hugh with you?" asked the monks again. Because a unanimous vote was necessary.

And so the townspeople said, "No."

So the monks just stayed there, and the townspeople went home, defeated.

But the monks kept killing people.

The people, angry, went to the monks once again to kick them out of town. This time, they brought Hugh.

"Is Hugh with you?" asked the monks.

And Hugh stepped forward. So the monks packed their things and left town and the townspeople were safe and happy.

So, the moral of the story?

Only Hugh can stop florist friars.

 

Thank you!

[boredpanda18]

I still don't get it

 

It's a sound play on Smokey Bear's old famous statement: Only you can prevent forest fires. (Only Hugh can stop florist friars.)

[xxsuperjayxx]

 

The entire joke:

 

There once was a group of monks in a town.

And they were excellent gardeners.

One day they found out that blood makes excellent fertilizer. So the monks started killing people in town and using their blood to fertilize the plants.

The townspeople got angry, so they up and told the monks to leave town. Except for Hugh, because he was out fishing.

So the monks said, "Is Hugh with you?" Because a unanimous vote was necessary.

"No," the townspeople said.

So the monks just stayed there, and the townspeople went home, defeated.

But the monks kept killing people.

The people, angry again, formed a mob to kick the monks out of town. Except for Hugh, who was visiting his mother in a neighboring town.

"Is Hugh with you?" asked the monks again. Because a unanimous vote was necessary.

And so the townspeople said, "No."

So the monks just stayed there, and the townspeople went home, defeated.

But the monks kept killing people.

The people, angry, went to the monks once again to kick them out of town. This time, they brought Hugh.

"Is Hugh with you?" asked the monks.

And Hugh stepped forward. So the monks packed their things and left town and the townspeople were safe and happy.

So, the moral of the story?

Only Hugh can stop florist friars.

 

 

This pun though.... sounds like something Hoya would make