Teru 22,363 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I just got a knock on my door and I opened it to find a guy standing there... he said "hey, sorry to bother you, but I'm your next door neighbour and we did a favour for a delivery guy so he gave us this, but we have dinner already made, so do you want this pizza?" and offered me a pizza box... so I took it and he went on his merry way. so anyway I just got free pizza for no reason and I wanted to brag about it. thank you year of the horse, oppar's holy light is shining upon me, praise heesus, god bless us everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Ketchum 4,333 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I'd be suspicious tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 I'd be suspicious tbh. initially I was but it's actually fine, thankfully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruby Faith 5,082 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 what if it's poisoned bon appétit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 what if it's poisoned I'll let you know, keep an eye out for "RIP Teru" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangnam unni 118 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I just got a knock on my door and I opened it to find a guy standing there... he said "hey, sorry to bother you, but I'm your next door neighbour and we did a favour for a delivery guy so he gave us this, but we have dinner already made, so do you want this pizza?" and offered me a pizza box... so I took it and he went on his merry way. so anyway I just got free pizza for no reason and I wanted to brag about it. thank you year of the horse, oppar's holy light is shining upon me, praise heesus, god bless us everyone maybe he has a crush on you and just wanted a chance to talk to you hehe :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 maybe he has a crush on you :p I think that was the first time we've ever seen each other, unless he peeps at me leaving for work every day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangnam unni 118 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 I think that was the first time we've ever seen each other, unless he peeps at me leaving for work every day... maybe he's seen you a lot of times before but you didn't know him so didn't notice how exciting! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 maybe he's seen you a lot of times before but you didn't know him so didn't notice how exciting! ;) hmmm I doubt it and I'm pretty sure he's married with kids but I'll let myself think this a bit, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symphonyâ„¢ 11,329 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 hmmm I doubt it and I'm pretty sure he's married with kids but I'll let myself think this a bit, thank you That doesn't stop anything. I was born that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 That doesn't stop anything. I was born that way. true but I choose to give him the benefit of the doubt since he gave me a free pizza (I'm easily bought) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symphonyâ„¢ 11,329 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 true but I choose to give him the benefit of the doubt since he gave me a free pizza (I'm easily bought) If I give you free pizza can I touch your boobs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 If I give you free pizza can I touch your boobs? if you can find them, sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Symphonyâ„¢ 11,329 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 if you can find them, sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunarE 1,319 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 ^ lmao. What a kind neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionRock 1,529 Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 I JUST REALISED THE PIZZA CAME WITH COOKIES TOO????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangnam unni 118 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I JUST REALISED THE PIZZA CAME WITH COOKIES TOO????????? haha, he defo wants you! have fun ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoplz 2,333 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I'd be suspicious tbh.This, maybe he spit or came on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mgl 5,919 Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 I JUST REALISED THE PIZZA CAME WITH COOKIES TOO????????? He wants your "cookies" in return tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teru 22,363 Posted February 1, 2014 Author Share Posted February 1, 2014 He wants your "cookies" in return tbh. man I wish, stop giving me ideas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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