Sammy Lee 2,635 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 BTS: After giving two years worth of paychecks to Namjoon, Taehyung gets a slot on Cypher pt.14. It becomes their lowest selling single, but BTS doesn’t notice as they are too busy trying to cover up the fact that Suga’s soul departed 8 years ago and they’ve been using his corpse as a puppet to still milk Army dry. Exo: Kyungsoo quit to become an actor after getting tired of grinding canes. Suho left to go “find himself†in the Bahamas, and Baekhyun currently leads the remaining members as they perform the Chinese version of “Wolf†at Norwegian birthday parties for pay. Got7: Currently only has 6 members. BamBam was kicked out in 2017 after pulling down his pants and playing “helicopter†at a fan meet. Currently tours with Jay Park while Got6 has 23 reality shows and 14 movies under their belts. NCT: Johnny resigns to become a DJ after debuting only once. Haechan is jailed after it was discovered he had been slowly poisoning Mark for years. WinWin tries to leave SM, but is offered a solo career under Yixing’s company. Cracks immediately under the pressure of singing more than 2 words. Big Bang: Somehow GD has 5 kids by 6 different women. Taeyang opened a gym. Top moved into a museum. Seungri is a happily married soccer dad, and Daesung disappeared in Japan with 3 geishas and a bottle of soju 4 years ago. Seventeen: After teasing Carats for 10 years, finally does a dark concept but 11 of the 13 members are in the military so it’s just Jun and Minghao tap dancing in leather jackets while whistling “Mansae†in a warehouse. SHINee: Everyone has split up for their own solo careers, but still come together for dinner every night. Minho is currently homeless after betting his house in an intense Monopoly battle with Key. Planning a reunion tour where the truth will finally be revealed about Jongtae. Ikon: hasn’t made a comeback in 9 years. Everyone has had 4 solo projects. Bobby and B.I. moved into Seungri’s abandoned man cave and are refusing to come out until they get a clothing line and matching miniature poodles. Monsta X: banned from Korea after performing naked in hopes of a number 1. Comes back with cute concept through Youtube and gets an all kill. not allowed in Korea to accept award. Award goes to Seventeen instead. Vixx: 4 of the members married fans while Hyuk and Hongbin enjoy the crazy bachelor life. Still continues to do deep concepts and just wrapped up their video where they portray vulnerable, voodoo veterans from Vermont. Winner: Reunites again with Namtae. Quits YG after leaving a steaming pile of dog poop on his desk. Produces music that heals and restores all of our broken souls. cr You're welcome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IKKY 6,735 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Im loling at some of these. But i don't think even half of these group will still be together in 10yrs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kisses 1,374 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Jungkook in 10 years = married to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaudy 3,588 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Lmao I saw this. Got7's though omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamandis 561 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STEP OUT! 2,539 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 long last GOT7! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nirvana_Nevermind 1,541 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Taeyang opened a gym. Top moved into a museum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammy Lee 2,635 Posted November 28, 2016 Author Share Posted November 28, 2016 Jungkook in 10 years = married to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dendyhanzo 56 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 damn... im so fckn loled at sventeen "dark concept' future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwii 2,700 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Got7: Currently only has 6 members. BamBam was kicked out in 2017 after pulling down his pants and playing “helicopter†at a fan meet. OMG I can acc see this happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaroonedInMumbai 3,918 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Bookmarked, just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kisses 1,374 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solstice 313 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Big Bang: Somehow GD has 5 kids by 6 different women. Taeyang opened a gym. Top moved into a museum. Seungri is a happily married soccer dad, and Daesung disappeared in Japan with 3 geishas and a bottle of soju 4 years ago. Taeyang has already called it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pied Piper 1,144 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloverz 1,261 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annalee 791 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 This is a good one ! Winner tho ;_; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SehunBeanie 263 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 'TOP MOVED INTO A MUSEUM' THIS IS SO FUNNY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nixsi 4,799 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystic 6,901 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Bigbang: Somehow GD has 5 kids by 6 different women. Taeyang opened a gym. Top moved into a museum. Seungri is a happily married soccer dad, and Daesung disappeared in Japan with 3 geishas and a bottle of soju 4 years ago. Why is this so accurate lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exotwice 602 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 This is art. I salute you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aiwazerodesu 5,379 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 omg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazal Exol 667 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. KYUNGSOO IS TIRED OF GRINDING THE CANES HAHAHAH I CANT- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heaventeen 19 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 GOLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT MinSoul 154 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 lmao this is so funny XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smarties™ 1,966 Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 Ok u win 2night😂 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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