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Hobo couple wedding and non-sexy couple wedding


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Warning gxg

 

A pastor stands at the altar on the unpretty rapstar stage

" We are gathered here today to celebrate the wedding of the two couples the hobo couple and the non-sexy couple . Finally we are here to rejoice after the dissing,weave pulling and blood splattering fights

Jidam gets up out of her seat

" Amen!"

Soyeon and Grace are holding eachother crying in tears of joy for the couples.

" We are going to do this in order of age since this is Korea, not that you're old "

He says looking at Kool Kid and Giant Pink. (KidPink)

He turns to look at Kassy&Euna couple.

" But these are some fine young sistas" (KE)

KidPink walk towards the middle stealing all the spotlight .

GP holds KK's hands and begins to cry.

" The top two rivals in unpretty rapstar came together today to join in holy matrimony instead of holy death"

GP rolls her eyes.

She only looks at KoolKid and KoolKid only looks at her.

" GiantPink the Giant elephant has been only stomping on people since the beginning today has decided to marry KoolKid more like KoolKry, not with C but with a K cause that's cool, the fans are very curious why did you do this?"

GiantPink begins to cry

" Cause she's just so cool like ice, I always knew we were made for each other"

" And you Kool Kid?"

" I knew if I choose her we could have rapper babies together , my DNA and her DNA will make a rap god !"

The pastor looks at her like she's crazy.

Someone who was quietly waiting in the back stands up.

It's Yezi.

" Not before me!"

" Do you object ?"

" Yes, I object to this unholy couple if I marry GiantPink I will make her into a sexy vixen mofo no more and we will have rapper babies together. I don't understand why she's marrying KoolKid who lost all her rounds"

The pastor begins to speak .

" Yezi sit down, know what I don't like at my weddings?"

" What?"

" Hypocrites, and people who take selfies during my ceremony's"

He says pointing at Jidam and Nada.

" Put the phone away"

Jidam speaks

" I just wanted to take one photo"

" Put the phone down before it melts off all the silicon off your face and you turn into an icecream and not a delicious one either"

" Ok, you're right but if it does it won't go to waste we can make Nada more Bootyful"

" Let's continue"

" GiantPink do you take KoolKid to be your bride?"

" Yes"

" And do you KoolKid take GiantPink to be your bride?"

" Yes"

" And do you non-sexy motherfuckers take each other to be your brides?"

" Yes"

They are about to kiss when he interrupts them.

He pushes them.

" Now get on out of here UnprettyRapstar 4 starts in 30 minutes "

The next couple moves up.

" Hobo 1"

" Yes"

Euna says .

" How did you and Hobo2 meet?

" It was a sunny summer it was the first episode of Unpretty Rapstar, we all had our first challenge on the bus there I saw the unnie's all ignore Kassy and I thought wow they are nochill in fact they are no jamm so with the kindness of my hobo spirit I went over there and talked to her"

" That's a really pretty story and"

" I had understood her feelings so well, it was like magic we clicked I knew we hobo's were meant to be together I told my mom and she said why didn't choose a rich girl and I hope you get hit by a car like in those k-drama's "

" That's really wonderful and all but

" No, wait I'm not done."

" When are you done?"

" I wanna talk about everything that happened in all the episodes I was on and in relation to how Kassy helped me even after she was eliminated"

" Nope, I don't got time for this"

He says pushing them off the stage

" Out everyone out"

Jidam starts to whine

" But oppa, we haven't even had our cake yet?"

" Nope out, out unpretty rapstar coming on soon you need to get

Yezi comes up to him with a knife she got out of nowhere .

" You will be chill and on fleek and let us eat cake"

" Damn, Damn it's just we have a schedule to do"

He looks at the other girls standing behind Yezi.

" She ain't gone try to kill me with that is she"

" I don't know will you let us eat cake, there will be a massacre and not a diss battle one we'll need to send an ambulance "

" Chill Chill I'm down , ya'll eat ya'll cake I'm down "

He starts to back away .

KidPink couple speaks.

" After we eat, you're gonna sprinkle holy water on us to bring us precious rapper babies, right?"

" I'm down, I'm down I'm just gonna go use the restroom"

He turns the hallway and runs out the door.

 

The next day

San-E talks to him.

" How was the wedding I heard the ladies enjoyed it?"

" Really, never again unpretty rapstar more like unpretty trapstar"

" Well trap is the new frontier even the grandmas love it"

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