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The Reason MAMA Awards Don't Want Winner To Come Over


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DISCLAIMER - It's long as fuck.

 

So as I was sitting around listen to violin instrumentals being petty about Winner being erased from MNET's mind a question hit me harder then Mino's dab...What is MNET in the first place and like any good whiner circle with a question I went deeper into it until I fell into the rabbit hole,

 

 My only answer initially was that MNET was a lovely station that provide organic music lovers with a platform to jam out to idols..but something didn't quite add up

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Naturally I started setting up some backroom deals here and there, a few iffy uni admissions and bam I stumbled upon the mother-load.  I was lead to the classified information MNET has been scrambling to hide..the fact they are owned by the neighborhood kid's summer lemonade shop ripoff chaebol richer then Sep's lawyer multi (too much money to count) won company known as CJ Corporation!!  and what are CJ Corporation best known for...FOOD and what do Winner intake..diets that include FOOD 

 

So as I was closer and closer to connecting the dots I was once again stuck 

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What in the exit x does this have to do with MAMA and more specifically Winner? so I went on another grueling trip to dig the dirt that is known as google images and I FOUND THIS FLOWER 

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YES THIS IS THE MAN HIMSELF the CEO of CJ, his birth-name is Lee Gwan-hoon (LG Speed among evening associates) and what is he holding? a Microphone.  Why is that important? well background info reveals his childhood dream was actually to form a korean cover act for The Temptations  but Gwan was caught in the cruel tornado known as reality and sprained his ankle during a 4th grade economics exam, unfortunately this cut his dancing down dramatically, it didn't help when he was told his voice was that of a frog being sucked into a leaf blower by SM scouts, his hopes were dashed and he was forced to pursue the CEO role at CJ.  He never fully recovered, according to sources he still cries in his car every couple mornings while straddling his limited edition copy of Meet The Temptations.  These events led to Gwan being specifically disturbed by cardioid shapes.

 

Now Winner and MNET started off pretty well, member Seungyoon appeared on Superstar K's 3rd season pre-debut and YG teamed up with MNET for WinnerTV, they even gave Winner a toppling 3 minutes and 14 seconds stage on the 2014 edition of MAMA,  So what exactly went wrong?

 

Case #1 - Winner constantly mentioning non MNET shows or projects they want to appear on.

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Case #2 - For their return to the music scene earlier this year they had duel title tracks and one of them happened to be Baby Baby which's key point is....THE MIC STANDS

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Case #3- Produce101 is ripping Korea to shreds as international fans can't help but be caught in the landmine that is 101 fever, at the start of the Pick Me craze meek MNET politely gave Winner the privilege to react to a lovely video of the show.

 

 

Showcasing girls that would melt glaciers with charming choreo and a stage the size of MBK's mob meetings they instead focus on......THE MICS..A CLEAR VENOMOUS SHOT AT CJ CEO's PAST AMBITION PERHAPS EVEN A SHOT AT MAMA'S MIC SYSTEM.

 

 

Case #4 - it's the 5th season of SMTM, local lyricist BlackNut is still creaming his undergarments over Mino on Instagram and all is well...that is until Mino is humbly welcomed back for a performance with Zion Tea and Kush420, after previously lightly jabbing MNET on the previous season a shocking 2-3 times he still could not keep it calm and let loose all over the PDs, once again tossing MNET's name like a salad.

 

A small cutout of Mino's verse on Machine Gun

  And when you happen to turn on Mnet, you’ll see me

 

This was the last straw for MNET, they had welcomed Winner into their home, gave Mino a stage and even stood a few miles by him when he was being pursued by the gynecologist swat team and now he does this :omg:. "UNACCEPTABLE" were the words of a steaming Lee Gwan-hoon as a intern nervously re-filled his low fat Caramel Macchiato, finally this is when the crusade against Winner officially began.

 

They even very recently managed to sabotage his hair dresser's sense.  What kind of revenge  :ohpressor:

 

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It didn't stop at Mino as it was only the calm before the secretive storm  :cry:

 

They ignored performances of Winner by using the oldest technique in the book

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Purposely slowed down internet connections if people searched Winner on Naver but not Nate, specific the words "Did Winner comeback this year?" or "Was E really a flop?"

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Finally there was a small reveal a few weeks ago that really got Gwan fuming, this news wasn't leaked to the public and has been kept hush hush around the media outlets.  For the past 5 months the members have been training as a sub-unit with a supposed motown concept apparently only a few pics have been leaked to exclusive saesangs, thanks to help from the ghosts at YG I managed to get my hands on two photos after I had to fend off Sports Seoul with a taser and pics of the Dispatch logo comeback date so far is rumored around October next year.

First is the concept photo, It's a Temptations homage concept- totally groundbreaking and fresh  :ahmagah:

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Second and last one is the rumored album tracklist, I'm pumped 

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I hope MNET and Lee can forgive them, this type of fresh new concept  should be showed to the Korean public with no foul play.  #ExitLavender2017daesang 

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This turned longer then I planned :derp: and is very hit or miss, of course none of this is serious or real 

 

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now I'm checking winner on yt to see him in motion but their songs are actually amazing what have you done to me you bastards 

One step closer to stanning  :hurr:

I hadn't laughed all day, I can almost forgive you for changing your flawless DP  

Which one the Seulgi one or the Jinwoo? glad it made you laugh it took me awhile to finish it lol it's like a small book at this point  :lol:

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