Gloupipoo 1,619 Posted October 24, 2016 Share Posted October 24, 2016 I've been so inspired lately!! Sesame Street: The Return Of Oscar by Gloup Sprinkles and his friends were singing. They always enjoyed singing to relax when things were getting stressful.(Things were a bit stressful at the moment due to an unhappy love affair between Ernie and Sprinkles). They thought nothing, singing all the time - it was just a way of life. But things were different today. Someone was watching them enjoying singing, and it was starting to get creepy. "The creepy guy is creeping me out", said Ghetthoe. "Yes, me too. Especially how he keeps licking his lips and stroking himself as he watches us." Just then, the man walked over to us. "I am a talent scout" "Ohhhhhhh...THAT explains it!" "Sprinkles, I have been watching you while you did some singing. You are skilled. VERY skilled." "Oh, yes, Sprinkles is great at it" said GHETTHOE. "INDEED. maybe the greatest. Look at Sprinkles' body. His buttock! His torso! His nose! It's like he is built for singing! Every aspect of his perfect physique built for that one divine purpose. " "I thought he was built for loving!" said Ghetthoe "I am thus going to officially invite Sprinkles to the singing championship!" continued the talent scout. He handed them a golden ticket. "We are going to the championship!?" said Ghetthoe "Yes, the ticket has a +1. And you both go straight to the final!" "Awesome!" "But you will be fighting against someone else that made it to the final...someone you know well....Oscar!" "Then its settled" said Sprinkles. "We go. We can't let Oskie win at anything. Even singing." So they left for the stadium. We now turn out headlights to full beam in order to gaze forward through the mists of time. The light from them reflects off, not a deer, but a scene 10 years from now - 1 decade into the future. Sprinkles enters the scene, but what's this? Ghetthoe is there too. "Do you remember that thing that happened 10 years ago? The one that seemed like it would split us apart forever, but instead brought us closer than ever? That brought us......to each-other?" "The time with the The Letter E?" "Yes!" "Oh, yes right" "It's hard to believe what happened isn't it? What happened and what it led to" "Yes my sweetness" said Ghetthoe, giving Sprinkles a "special" kiss. "Now that I have remembered it again I will never forget it." "It was pretty life changing." So we now dim our headlights and reverse drive back to the presence, the mists closing back around the future and the camera of our mind drawing back to the world we know of as the now. The next day, Sprinkles was nervous. He was good at singing, some would say the best. But was he really the best? The best at singing on Earth? Sprinkles was about to find out, as the contest started soon. Sprinkles thought back to a few years ago. Happy times, before all the troubles with Oscar got really bad. Breaking out of his deep thoughts, Sprinkles decide to go to the Arena early, perhaps do a few laps as a warm up. Sprinkles casually strolled to the Arena while practicing singing. As Sprinkles walked out he was surprised to see Oskie already there! Oscar was clearly up to something. Sprinkles had to find out what it was! "What you up to Oscar?" yelled Sprinkles. "You will never find out!" yelled back Oscar, who wanted to keep his plan a secret. Frustrated, Sprinkles started practicing singing, never taking his eye of Oscar as he did so. Bert joined them a few minutes later. "Hi Sprinkles!" he said with a sexy wink. "..and hello.....Oscar" with a even more sexy blink. "yes. Hello Bert. Good to see your in the contest too. For now" But before Bert could hear what villain had said, it was time to start! They walked to the start line, and bent down ready. (A/N - but not for THAT. You have a really dirty mind!) The crowd was getting big. Many fans had banners saying stuff like 'Go Sprinkles Go Sprinkles Go Sprinkles' or 'Go Go Go Oskie you're the best!' The starter pulled their flintlock revolver out and got ready to fire. Bert, Oscar the Grouch and Sprinkles all waited with anticipation. 3 Bert started breathing heavily 2 Oscar the Grouch tensed. Ready to go. 1 Sprinkles' skin glowed sexily with excitement 0. BANG! The starter fired the flintlock revolver.....at BERT! BERT COLLAPSED instantly. Oscar started singinging, laughing manically as he did so. Sprinkles was in shock, and raced over to Bert. "He shot you!" but why? "Owww...I am shot bad" The starter stared at their weapon. "I didn't mean to...my flintlock revolver acted weird!" Sprinkles looked at the flintlock revolver. Using his famous forensic skills, Sprinkles made a deduction. "Yes....this flintlock revolver clearly has been sabotaged to shot at Bert." "Typical" said Bert. "What now?" said Sprinkles. "You have to go on" said Bert, still mildly dazed. But just then the clack-son went off! It was half time! -- Meanwhile, back in the future, Sprinkles and Ghetthoe were enjoying each-other. As the narrator, I will respect their privacy and not specify how- let's just say it involved wing dang doodles. It's certainly clear they were close. Not just metaphorically but physically with their bodies as well. Ghetthoe was distracted though, thinking back to the past. We join her on her mid-the horizontal greased-weasel tango flashback, a flashback to our story in the present...... -- Back at the locker room, Ghetthoe and Sprinkles were talking. Bert had been taken to the hospital. "How are you ever going to catch up?" said Ghetthoe. Oskie was leading when half time went. Sprinkles' time spent seeing to Bert had cost him the lead. "It's not important" said Sprinkles. "What's important is I know why Oscar wants to win the World Championship Singinging contest. It's the prize." "hu" said Ghetthoe "I did some research and its really the The Letter E! If he wins the contest they will give him it and there will be nothing we can do to stop him" "omg" "Also he was the one that sabotaged the poor Bert!" "poor Bert " "yes poor Bert " "The contest doesn't matter anymore, we must get that The Letter E by winning the contest!" "But how? How are we going to win?" "I have a plan" said Sprinkles Just then the horn sounded. Half time was over, and the final part of the singinging contest had begun! -- And now, with that, we once again turn our head brains to the future, stepping forward down the road of time and walking for 10 years until we get to the place in time which this takes place. Sprinkles and Ghetthoe were just finishing. Out of respect for their privacy I will not specify what they were just finishing. "arg...that was good sex" said Ghetthoe. "yes, yes it was" said Sprinkles. "You seemed a little distracted near the end though. Not your normal energetic self" "yes...sorry about that. I was thinking back to a decade ago, when I first realized my feelings for you even though I didn't know it at the time. It's what opened my eyes to what I felt all along. The missing jigsaw piece to my heart in which you were the key to unlock" "And our love grew together from that moment to blossom into the great tree that it is today" "I love you Sprinkles my irresistibleness". "I love you too Ghetthoe -my better half." And they smiled the smile of lovers at each-other, as we fade out into the sunset. When they restarted Sprinkles quickly started losing. (Not intentionally mind, it was because Oskie was already winning when the contest stopped for the half time break. When the contest resumed, Oskie thus got a head start at the singing and was in the lead) "Whatever you plan to do you better do it quickly" said Ghetthoe panicking. "Don't worry, Oscar is almost in the position for my plan to work.." Oscar turned a corner while doing the singing.. "NOW!" said Sprinkles! Suddenly, right in front of Oscar Zoe appeared! "Wha..." Then she started undressing! "Hay Oscar, hows things..." "Wha.aa...ma??" Oscar the Grouch's singing-ing screeched to a halt. "It's hot in this stadium in front of all these people isn't it?" Zoe took her top off. She wiggled her buoys at Oskie, her purple bra barely containing them.In fact, it didn't and they popped out right into Oscar the Grouch's face Oscar stopped completely, noticeably sweating and swaying back and forward. "Hay hot stuff" Zoe winked at Oscar the Grouch. Oscar fainted. With that, Sprinkles calmly overtook the unconscious Oscar the Grouch. "Wow! that worked great" said Ghetthoe "Indeed, I knew Oscars one weakness was the ladies" "That's right....I can't resist them....they make me all wibbly wobbly inside" said Oscar getting up but still dazed. It was too late though Sprinkles had just passed the finishing line, winning the singing-ing contest! The crowd went wild, Sprinkles took a bow. Zoe And Ernie danced around Sprinkles cheering. "The The Letter E is safe now! " said Sprinkles. "Till next year at least.....that's the next time this yearly contest is!" -The End TO BE CONTINUED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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