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On holy day January 9th of the year 1970 Christ was born again, he did not seek a grand church built in his honor, he did not seek the chants of millions in the streets, all he craved is one thing, to find purpose in his journey  as all beings of holiness know its hard to live among average humans and feel satisfied, and Christ did not feel at all pleased so he teamed up with his other half to search for his purpose which turned out to be building his own Kingdom but before building the sculpture he had to sculpt the stone so he worked hard on his dance steps and toiletry skill set and joined the boy known as Seo Taiji....and the rest is history.

 

As of modern day all know the truth of Yshawshank entertainment, that it is a fortress build with top class cells and unlimited cafeteria food to keep survivors alive for as long as possible.  But what lead to this? well in the few years Hyun Suk spent fetching water bottles and dancing in the shadows of Seo Taiji he become a total dime, a killer businessman that specialized in finding recruits that would strive in such living conditions.  As time was passing he was becoming more and more concerned with his deity status, how long will I keep this up? how do I care for all these chairs? will I be known as hat? can I smile?, these were thoughts that tormented his mind night after night and finally it downed on him like a light that hits a YG release date too late Yangcinderalla had his revelation. 

 

He must take more inmates he must flood the cells with more agony.  So he began the construction of Area "Wait a bit your just about to comeback" Many of the finest of prisoners have all made their rounds at this fine area.  Here are some of the activities. 

 

Nice reading area for the kids, some of the most checked out books are: The Sparrow, Can I go home, Let Me Sing - A Katie Kim Story, Album or Bust, I Made You, 7 deadly sins and Diary of a Madman.  

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Nice gym to work that light starved figure to perfection.  Better get idol ready or kiss that comeback goodbye

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AND FINALLY THE ILJIN RECOVERY AREA.

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This is where the worst of the worst YG has to offer gather to discover more productive ways to use their time instead of whatever vile locker shoving they were accustomed to doing in their previous days.  Here are 2 examples. 

 

Resident Queen of the infamous Chungdam High Iljin squad Jennie Kim is seen here learning the importance of not slamming benches with pool sticks instead using them in more productive ways like playing a simple game,  like a true iljin doing it all in Adidas slippers, teach me your ways :ahmagah: .  Truly learning one day at a time.

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Here we have heir of the nugu emo iljin Nam "Soundcloud" Taehyun.  Already showcasing extreme red flags as a child thanks to pictures such as this.  Namthug had to be nurtured for years before being allowed near any other inmates in fear he would indent their skulls with his Gon like punch. 

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All other iljins and developing Iljins were either dealt with off screen or are not allowed out the walls at this time so apologies for not showcasing them but Yangy is a strict lord. 

 

Musical releases are planned with extreme precise execution with a team of experts.

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Here is Christ bulldozing Jypiece out of the picture, look at that innovative mop and that chic expression  :lub:

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Ps It's a joke 

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On holy day January 9th of the year 1970 Christ was born again, he did not seek a grand church built in his honor, he did not seek the chants of millions in the streets, all he craved is one thing, to find purpose in his journey  as all beings of holiness know its hard to live among average humans and feel satisfied, and Christ did not feel at all pleased so he teamed up with his other half to search for his purpose which turned out to be building his own Kingdom but before building the sculpture he had to sculpt the stone so he worked hard on his dance steps and toiletry skill set and joined the boy known as Seo Taiji....and the rest is history.

 

As of modern day all know the truth of Yshawshank entertainment, that it is a fortress build with top class cells and unlimited cafeteria food to keep survivors alive for as long as possible.  But what lead to this? well in the few years Hyun Suk spent fetching water bottles and dancing in the shadows of Seo Taiji he become a total dime, a killer businessman that specialized in finding recruits that would strive in such living conditions.  As time was passing he was becoming more and more concerned with his deity status, how long will I keep this up? how do I care for all these chairs? will I be known as hat? can I smile?, these were thoughts that tormented his mind night after night and finally it downed on him like a light that hits a YG release date too late Yangcinderalla had his revelation. 

 

He must take more inmates he must flood the cells with more agony.  So he began the construction of Area "Wait a bit your just about to comeback" Many of the finest of prisoners have all made their rounds at this fine area.  Here are some of the activities. 

 

Nice reading area for the kids, some of the most checked out books are: The Sparrow, Can I go home, Let Me Sing - A Katie Kim Story, Album or Bust, I Made You, 7 deadly sins and Diary of a Madman.  

jcilsd60.jpg

 

Nice gym to work that light starved figure to perfection.  Better get idol ready or kiss that comeback goodbye

gyminkoreaguestpost.jpg

 

AND FINALLY THE ILJIN RECOVERY AREA.

timeout_photoactivity_good_time_out.jpg

This is where the worst of the worst YG has to offer gather to discover more productive ways to use their time instead of whatever vile locker shoving they were accustomed to doing in their previous days.  Here are 2 examples. 

 

Resident Queen of the infamous Chungdam High Iljin squad Jennie Kim is seen here learning the importance of not slamming benches with pool sticks instead using them in more productive ways like playing a simple game,  like a true iljin doing it all in Adidas slippers, teach me your ways :ahmagah: .  Truly learning one day at a time.

20121111_ygengg_jenniekim.jpg

 

Here we have heir of the nugu emo iljin Nam "Soundcloud" Taehyun.  Already showcasing extreme red flags as a child thanks to pictures such as this.  Namthug had to be nurtured for years before being allowed near any other inmates in fear he would indent their skulls with his Gon like punch. 

tumblr_mvdk88Px8J1sli662o2_500.jpg

 

All other iljins and developing Iljins were either dealt with off screen or are not allowed out the walls at this time so apologies for not showcasing them but Yangy is a strict lord. 

 

Musical releases are planned with extreme precise execution with a team of experts.

relatorios.gif

 

 

Here is Christ bulldozing Jypiece out of the picture, look at that innovative mop and that chic expression  :lub:

yang-hyun-suk_1429043064_20150414_jypark

 

 

Ps It's a joke 

 

omg Jennie looks like a total badass  :ahmagah:

I think i love her even more

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As of modern day all know the truth of Yshawshank entertainment, that it is a fortress build with top class cells and unlimited cafeteria food to keep survivors alive for as long as possible.

LMAO... I need this kind of thread more not that irrelevant troll threads

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