Rio224 300 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 lmao don't let another person be near me on a board,they are getting pushed into the water so i can make my escape xD. On the bright side the water is murky enough so no one can see me piss and defecate myself lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meth Krystal 18,630 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Get the fuck off my board because sharks only attack a human once generally after mistaking them for fish. (Yes, boards do create that illusion). Also fight the with all the living mental/physical strength I have left since sharks don't got the time and energy for your bullshit. They're pretty lazy tbh and hate human meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pallala 956 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 hello I'm Pallala If i was in this situation i would ride on the shark fin and would never let it go !Therefore we would become bestfriend and swim across the seas and the oceans . We would live incredible adventures together ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rio224 300 Posted December 29, 2013 Author Share Posted December 29, 2013 Get the fuck off my board because sharks only attack a human once generally after mistaking them for fish. (Yes, boards do create that illusion). Also fight the with all the living mental/physical strength I have left since sharks don't got the time and energy for your bullshit. They're pretty lazy tbh and hate human meat. Ohh i didn't know staying on the board will make them think your a fish....i would be the dumbass that stays on the board lol, try and catch that wave back to the shore...be a real life aquaman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meth Krystal 18,630 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Ohh i didn't know staying on the board will make them think your a fish....i would be the dumbass that stays on the board lol, try and catch that wave back to the shore...be a real life aquaman Yeah I learned a lot of interesting useless crap in my Marine Biology course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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