TyphoonParadox 167 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Rated M Let's see how our Reddy did. Paloalto says. " What about me?" G2 says " And our G2" The Hi-Lite boys laugh. Reddy sits in the middle of the couch " You know Reddy, If you do well I'll give you a raise" " Thank you Palo hyung" " Also lets watch all the mistakes you made and laugh " Keith Ape seems annoyed. He has an extreme hatred of SMTM and anything associated with it. They go through each 1 hour episode They all laugh at Reddy when he messed up in his cypher. Keith hates the show so much " Ayo, Keith lighten up your brothers are on here" Palo says to him. Reddy responds " No it's fun torturing him" They both laugh Keith hears an annoying voice peering in the back of his head " Well fuck it they want the drama He looks up at the screen his eyes scan the contestant . He doesn't know who he is but he hates him already . Xitsuh has killed the show for him even if it was already dead before it Keith Ape sighs heading towards his room. Palo shouts " We'll give you $100 if you stay He slams his door The next day Keith is at starbucks getting himself a nice cup of coffee. Keith ! He hears someone call him Keith Ape hears that voice, that annoying voice He runs out the starbucks to another place across the street . Keith buys himself an icecream Xitsuh comes up to him surprising him. " Why'd you run away?" He drops his icecream " Hi I'm Xitsuh, I'm a fan and rapper you might see me on SMTM" " I don't watch SMTM" " Well I'm on there so you should watch, Reddy's on also" Keith is taken aback by his arrogance/suggestion " You know why I don't watch, cause you're annoying" " How do you know if you've never seen it ?" " I was forced to watch it by my company " " Oh, good choice so you can see me" Keith Ape walks away. But Xitsuh follows him. " Let me show you I'm not annoying " Are you following me? Get the fuck away from me" " Give me a chance" " Fine" They go back to Keith Ape's house and play some video games. Xitsuh beats him at all the games " Yes! I won" He says rubbing it in Keith's face " That's cause you cheated" Keith says upset " Oh, Keith do I hear the sound of your ego being hurt?" Keith gets up and yells " You see this is why I hate you Xitsuh , and I don't even know you " " Really, cause everyone likes me " Told you you're annoying " " I may be annoying but at least I didn't betray Korea." Xitsuh gets up in his face " Yeah I said it" " Get the fuck out of my house!" " Seo Chulgoo exiting" He says flipping his middle finger up Keith and Reddy eat dinner at a restaurant . He tells Reddy about his experience. " Xitsuh's a nice guy he just knows he's really good " " I don't think so Reddy" " Give him a chance" " What does he want with me? " Your acknowledgment" " Why me, he called me a traitor to Korea ." " Just get to know him, he really means well" Keith Ape goes home about to go to bed. When Reddy sends him Chulgoo's battles and smtm4 episodes. He watches all them with distaste He enjoyed the rap battle ones and thinks Xitsuh is really talented. Keith is surprised at how nice Xitsuh is on the show in the cypher. Keith decides to watch all the SMTM episodes. He stays up all night watching them " Fucking fake!" He's disappointed in himself for having to watch Xitsuh act salty in every episode. He thought Xitsuh was a nice guy but turns out he was tricked. " How come no one has said anything about his attitude ? Are they all ignoring it. Am I the only one seeing it Man I'm going to make sure to ignore him and never watch SMTM" " Nothing good ever comes out of SMTM" Keith turns off his tv heading to bed Keith wakes up its morning and the bright sunshine is on his face He's ready to eat a good breakfast , when he hears a knock on his doors He sees Seo Chulgoo outside his glass doors. Keith ignores him continuing to eat his delicious breakfast. Xitsuh knocks louder. " Hey, Keith open up!" Too bad his doors aren't soundproof Keith dumps his breakfast not being able to concentrate . He heads to the bathroom. Keith gets out his cellphone calling Reddy. " Reddy, Xitsuh is knocking on my door and he memorized where I live " Let him in" " No, I fucking hate him" " Did you watch the videos" " Yes, but then I watched SMTM and it all ended. I liked him just for a second , a second." " He's not that bad" " Reddy, he is?" " Just him in I have to go" " No, no Reddy don't hang up on me" Reddy hangs up on him. Keith heads back to his room hoping Xitsuh is gone. He opens the door ready to go back to sleep . " Oh my comfy bed" He says ready to lay on it. He opens his blankets to realize Xitsuh's in them. " Get out!" " No, you're bed is comfy " " That's why it's my bed not yours,how the fuck did you get in here?" " A secret" " This is my house now tell me-no don't , just get out " " No, I don't want to" He gets on top of him grabbing his wrists. " You know Xitsuh this is why you're so annoying, how does no one else see it " " How do you not see that you love me?" " What are you talking about?" " Look at how close we are, we could almost kiss" " Is that what you want?" " You know I admire you a lot Keith ape , in more ways then one. I am a bit mad that you betrayed Korean hiphop, but I can't resist you" Keith Ape gets off the bed. " Hold the fuck up, so are you saying you want to fuck me?" " In your own words yes" " Not you , I think by now you know I hate you" " At least I have your attention " " You see you're a fucking smart ass,Reddy told me to give you a chance and look where it got me" " In your bed" " I almost forgot" He laughs bitterly. " Get out!" Xitsuh stands up on top of the bed. He begins to strip of his clothing " No, what are you doing !" He takes off his t-shirt and pants throwing them across the room, and laying back down in the bed naked " You have to leave, my mom comes over here everyday for an hour. How am I going to explain this to her? She might even start to like you , and tell me to date you because your a "nice guy" instead of the trash I date. Then she's going to force us to get married , which isn't even legal here by the way . So we'll have to get married on the black market and she'll make us force some poor female to give us some children. Possibly the dream daughter she always wanted, and then we'll have baby mama drama!" " You're thinking so far into the future, I can see it Lee Myungwon " Who is Myungwon?" " Me you idiot , if you watched SMTM you would know that" " I did, I stopped at episode 6 you annoyed me by that point" Keith Ape thinks for a moment it's pointless trying to get him to leave. Keith starts coming closer towards him kissing him on the lips . Xitsuh moans into the kiss. Xitsuh pulls away. " You know I've been waiting for this moment since It G Ma" Keith rolls his eyes. Keith starts at the nape of his neck sucking it. He kisses him on the chest leaving hickey's. Keith can't lie to himself , he's kind of enjoying this. He finally gets to his favorite part on him besides his ass. " Hurry up" Xitsuh had become impatient after 5 seconds. " And why am I doing this again" " If you don't do it right, I'll make you do it twice " Keith Ape sits up. " Why are you stopping " " You know Xitsuh ,since you wanted this you are going to do whatever I say , you know you've annoyed me so much. I wasn't going to take this out but I will now, and please lean towards the end of the bed." Xitsuh moves to the other side Keith takes out a dvd putting it into a DVD player turning the tv on. " What's this?" " This is The Ultimate Bitchy Moments of Seo Chulgoo, I made it myself the music and everything" " From what?" " The show I love to hate your's truly SMTM" " I was never bitchy" " You don't remember" " Maybe a few times " Keith heads to his gore and pulls out a dog collar. " What's that for?" " For a bitch named Seo Chulgoo" " Good, you're making it exciting He puts the collar around his neck tying it to the bed . Placing the handcuffs on his hands attaching them to the bed . He takes his clothes off getting on top of Xitsuh. Keith kisses his back. He then grabs his hair biting his neck " Do you like this?" Xitsuh looks him in the eyes " You're waisting my time, I could be writing some songs . I didn't get on top of the rap chain for nothing" Keith sighs " You know you're just too annoying to fuck" " Really, then why do I get so many hoes every night" " But not too annoying to finger Keith Ape sticks his finger up his ass " Oh fuck it hurts, are you gonna lube me?" "You know I was gonna eat your ass but you annoyed me" Keith presses play on the remote " Now let's start with moment number one of annoying Seo Chulgoo ( I didn't come here to make money like Cjamm, but to get attention ) Xitsuh is looking down anywhere but the screen Keith pulls his hair . " Look up , watch yourself" " What, you like Cjamm or something I'm just stating a fact" Keith pushes his finger farther Xitsuh moans " If you're trying to punish me this is too good" " Moment 2" ( His flow is so common, even newbies use that flow) " So you think you're better then everyone Xitsuh" He says kissing him on the jaw " Yes" He moans breathily. Keith turns his head pulling on the chain . He whispers in his ear " Well you're not, cause I have just defeated you Xitsuh" " Moment 3" ( Xitsuh stands there doing nothing while all his teammates work hard) " Moment 4" ( Does he rap like that all the time? His voice must be in terrible condition) " Moment 5" (I think I might be eliminated ) ( Ok, bye ) " And my favorite moment to the end of my most hated series" " And that is?" " Drumroll" " Moment 6" ( Bitchy faces) " You know you looking angry every 5 seconds , like the fuckboy you are ruined my day. Keith takes his finger out of Xitsuh's ass. " Why'd you stop?" " Oh I'm just preparing my favorite finger of all, my middle finger" Keith fingerfucks the shit out of Xitsuh. With a fast pace and acceleration making his body convulse. Xitsuh is K.O 'd Keith gets up to turn off the DVD player and untie Xitsuh. " Dongheon" Keith turns around " Can I call you that?" " No" " I want you to taste me, see what I taste like on your fingers" " You got what you wanted. Now get the fuck out " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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