TyphoonParadox 167 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Rated T Beenzino hears the news of BlackNut and Song Mino dating . Today is what Beenzino likes to call his relax day. He goes to his local donut shop eats lots of donuts and drink lots of tea. Fantasy Bae's favorite drink . Cough ... I mean BlackNut's favorite drink. He's in the middle of eating his delicious donut and drinking his tea. A female on the tv begins to speak. " It appears as though smtm rivals BlackNut and Song Mino are dating." Beenzino spits out his tea. " What the hell !" A rage is growing inside Beenzino. [ How dare he take my man!] He goes home and cry's in his pillow. [ How could he do this to me I even put him in my music video ] 20 years later BlackNut and Song Mino are at the mall with their teenage daughter . They are happily in love and don't want any more children . They walk to the water fountain where there lays a break dancing competition . Song Mino speaks to his only daughter . " You should do it" BlackNut reply's. Yeah you should do it, make daddy's proud They cheer her on " DaeNo DaeNo DaeNo!" Mino hugs BlackNut putting his hand around his waist . " Ah, she's just as amazing and talented as we are" " I know , our precious pumpkin" BlackNut has a strong urge to pee. " I'm heading to the bathroom" Beenzino walks in the mall with his daughter " Daddy ! Daddy I want this " He bends down to talk to her " Gosh, do you know how annoying you are being a single father is so hard" She pats him on the shoulder " Dad, mom is in the car waiting for us" BlackNut is about to go to the bathroom when he sees the glorious Beenzino. " BlackNut!" Beenzino calls to him He walks forward towards him . " This is our daughter" BlackNut points to the girl " This ?" " Yes, this" He kneels towards her " What the fuck is this?" " Don't listen to your father" " Beenzino I'm over you , I have a daughter with Song Mino" " We have a daughter together !" He says grabbing him by the collar Other people in the mall start to stare A little boy looks up to his mom " What is he doing?" " Don't look at the crazy man" He curl's his fists . " Song Mino !" " Beenzino we couldn't have possibly had a kid , I have a teen and you have a little girl " " So does this mean we don't have a kid" " Even if so , every night I dream of our illegitimate child " " BlackNut " " Yes" " Let's make a deal behind Mino's back" " What is it ?" " I want to have a secret illegitimate child with you " " What time ?" " Right now " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiyu 2,891 Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 your fanfics are so funny, I can't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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