chrystal 1,256 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Dad's 'worst ever' text to his daughter shows why you should never let your parents clear out your roomhttp://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/dads-worst-ever-text-daughter-8314613#rlabs=2%20rt$sitewide%20p$5 One of the many nice things about being part of a family is having people you love around you, with whom you can share all sorts of things. In-jokes, holidays, subtle digs, rumours about more eccentric family members, memories - sharing these is a bonding experience. But no matter how old you are, and regardless of how close you are to your mum and dad, there are some things you never bring to your parents' attention. Sometimes, however, we slip up - and our poor parents are forced to see their darling offspring in a new light. "I'm not angry, I'm disappointed" they might say. If this scenario sounds uncomfortably familiar, then spare a thought for this girl, whose dad was sorting through her stuff, when he came across something and decided to run it past her. Actually, spare a thought for the dad too. To spare readers' blushes, the item-of-a-senstive nature has been blurred out but take it from us - it's a sex toy. The owner posted a picture of "The worst text you could receive from your old man" accompanied by the sex toy on Imgur. It's hard to know who to feel the most sorry for in this scenario. On the one hand, imagine her old man, just trying to do his daughter a favour when he comes across this. Plus he sounds pretty neutral and unperturbed - maybe he doesn't know what it is? Then again, just imagine this text popping up on your phone. Either way, it doesn't really bear thinking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
night vale. 8,071 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I would walk into traffic tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CareBear08 7,527 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Plus he sounds pretty neutral and unperturbed - maybe he doesn't know what it is? or maybe he just does know what it it and doesn't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dovah Bitch 1,152 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Good thing my dad can't text Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrystal 1,256 Posted June 30, 2016 Author Share Posted June 30, 2016 I would walk into traffic tbh Yea, anything to not have to answer that text. But I'm pretty sure I'd drop dead from embarrassment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YIXINGISM 947 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Well her little girl ain't little anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rice 216 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 "It's not what you think" "I'm keeping it for a friend" "A gay friend" "I like to hold phallic shaped objects sometimes" "It helps me go to sleep" I'm not a liar but in extreme cases, a little white lie never hurt anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deâ„“phina 14,904 Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I'm more dead at the fact her telecom company is Virgin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
林平之 246 Posted July 1, 2016 Share Posted July 1, 2016 I think he does know what it is. How could anyone his age not know what a sex toy is when they see one? He just doesn't mind.... And he is also being a good dad by asking his daughter first before throwing anything away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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