[Hilarious af] [Straight white boy texting] Have you guys ever received texts like these?

[Bitchcraft]

I mean i've received stupid, entitled, disrespectful texts or rlly rlly bad pick up lines (albeit not in english) but this rlly takes the cake:

 

 

If you want more gems visit: http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/

[rolal445]

Oh dear lord. Straight white male texts are very cringy. I'm lucky I'm gay and never receive these. The closest I get is when I tell them I'm gay they always ask to watch or say they can turn me straight with their mighty penis.

[camelliabloom]

Back when I had a Tinder as a joke I would get stuff like the 2nd one sent to me on the daily...

[Whistle]

lol

[pinkpanda_spirit]

eww

[Otterrrac]

Just to be safe, i'll change it XD

 

[nla]

No. And I'm glad I haven't. 

[Bitchcraft]

 

This one is gold

 

Shit i removed it from OP because i was afraid mods would consider it 'pornographic' even tho u can't see shit. But it had me DYING

[windy day �]

How do they type this out and think "yeah this'll turn her on" lmfao

[LeggoStar]

LOL

No, because usually I only give my numbers to people who don't give off the douchebag bag vibe. 

[succhun]

[noon]

"i wanna fill you with dirty load"

"i can suck your nipples and make you feel like one"

 

im both awed by the creativity and stupidity

[D a n t e]

Lol. Yeah I've received some like these.

[thefrogprince]

eww   

[PaboWasseo✩]

[ournewboyfriend]

the second one those are so common omg 

[avarice]

gay guys are just as bad. if I had a penny for every guy who asked if he could pee one me... well, I'd have two pennies, but that's two too many

[IKKY]

Why do they turn everything into something sexual

Have some class and wait till you atleast know my name prick

[missa]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[kimchi-nyoen]

This is my favorite

[Ddeona Oneul Bame]

[coreofsoul]

"I can suck your nipples if you want to feel like one"

 

!!!!!! that's one of the least sexiest things I've ever heard lmao

[ninedaysqueen]

I think every girl who uses tinder gets messages like this 

[Bitchcraft]

"I can suck your nipples if you want to feel like one"

 

!!!!!! that's one of the least sexiest things I've ever heard lmao

It's so funny tho lmao

[BigManSam]

Some of these are clearly jokes.

 

Also how is this a white guy thing, its pretty universal that guys can be disgusting. You couldn't even find all white examples. Saad is not gonna be white.

 

Seriously you can't even enter a somi thread these days without some posting some anti white garbage. What's with oh lately.

 

I don't cry so no gifs about white tears.