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This is the world of UFC/MMA and KPOP combined they slapping pounding their faces in and one wins the other loses. It's a fake fictional sport, its not WWF no one runs in with a chair with a mission to concuss x person. Make that if you like that...
 
UFCK Champions
POUND FOR POUND RANKS
Shindong 2x belt holder: Fat & Super fat  of the world (face Dada5k next)
Krystal Korea champ (will face winner of Kisum vs Tiffany)
Conor 145 champ (rumored to fight jyp or TOP)
Jiyeon China champ (accepted hwayoungs c hallelnge at catch weight )
 
 
 
 
MISC:
Shindong - No limit and Super-heavy Champion of the World,, Dada5k is his next opponent
Conor Mcgregor - 145 Featherweight -- Attemtped to run from the fight but got lucky with the punch through the cage. I don't knw what to think of it.
JYP N./a - Publicity stunt or 
Jose Aldo - #2 rank wants to rematch, crying on twitter
Nichkhun - #4 contender for 135, wants to fight Mcgregor " I Will run through him and become first 2 belt holder." 
Gdragon - N/a says he might fight straweight vs Amber or Taeman
Korean zombie - He wants to fight Conor too but people wants to see him fight someone like Jinwoon first. 
Hwayoung - she is hard in training, she wants to revene the bullying.
 
 
 
PAST FIGHTS
 
 

Krystal vs Taeyeon
krystal comes in with bitch face.

taeyeon slow walk to the cage, wearing white robe thing, her hair looks nice

=cut to the chase the fight =

krystal starts with a wide stance
krystal kicks the shit out of taeyeon legs maybe 3x straight , hard
taeyeon reach is so tiny
taeyeon is rocked by a high kick but recovers quickly, it appear to graze past her nice hair
krystal starts with jab, jabbing over and over
taeyeon's hair is unravellling , her makeup is coming off
body shot by krystal and taeyeon is on the ground not getting up
she is not getting up
ref stops the fight 1:19 in 1st round
winner: krystal

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Jessica comes to the cage and appears to say something not nice towards the recovering Taeyeon. ot8 mmembers yap back, appears tiffany intentionally bumps Jessica as she takes a fall off the cage steps. She looks embarrassed and mouth reading "b&tch ur an asswhole!" Potential fight vs tiffany in future or a grudge match vs Taeyeon but taeyeon needs a long break from the beating she took from krystal.

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  • 2 weeks later...

Thanks for the views guys. Here is the next match, it is only 2 matches because a lot of kpop stars pusied out.

 

 

THIS FIGGHT TOOKO PLACE AT TOKYO STADIUM

 

Shindong vs Amber

Shindong comes in to the ring, it took him 30 minutes 

Fnally Amber enters dancing like she;s got no fear

Shindong is smiling..

Amber too

Fight starts

Shindong initiated grapple and Amber slaps him as if hes having none of that

Shindong tries to rush at Amber but Amber trips him ..

Shindong falls head first in to the canvas... he appaers to have lots of blood in his face

He stands him slowly,dazed

Amber goes for a top rope manaeuver and lands

Shindong catches Amber and slams her hard into the concrete

Amber is not moving.. Shindong attempts to get back in the ring

8  9  10 ding ding ding

This fight is a draw

Amber lays motionless 

f(x) girls come out of nowhere and hit Shindong in the head with chairs

f(x) sully comes to rescue of shindong and fx girls cowardly runs away...

sulli then hits Shindong in the head and many times in the belly.

What happened here... what a terrible match, F-

 

 

Match 2: Aldo vs Mcgregor 2

Aldo comes out he looks softer than ever

Mcgregor looks like hes really drained but smiling anyway

Aldo attempts to kick , kick , kick

It's obvious this plan of his camp

Mcgregor eats a kick, his leg appears broken 

Aldo jumps for the kill 

Mcgregor tumbles backwards away from threat

Ald lookiing for the kill seeing the broken leg of mcg

Mcgregor slips left hook and throws a front crotch kick 

Aldo cries like a baby

Mcg punches his head and aldo goes down..

aldo is not moving.. 

weve seen this before ..

Mcgregor fists his face in

"defend urself" says ref

f this mcg says

Mcgregr gets on top of the cage and does a flying elbow drop which lands on the forehead of aldo

Aldo is clearly concussed

Aldo gets up anyway and throws a hard cross to the crotch of mcgregor

Mcg is hurt the accumulation of pain from the crotch and broken leg taken their toll

Mcgregor tries to climb to the top of the cage

He wants no more 

Aldo tries to catch his leg but mcgregor is already gone

THeyre talking now mcgregor out thecage and aldo in

Aldo sticks his face near the cage to taunt mcg

Mcg punches his face And aldo falls face first on the mat

Hes not moving

Its over

Mcg by KO

Aldo wants a rematch 

 

 

 

I knw its not Kpop but kpop ppl pussied out. Maybee next time. 

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Lmao, do at the very least capitalize the names and learn how to paragraph...

I am working on it. This is only the beginning of the company. Didd you see the production of UFC at the start? It looked shit like this.

 

In the future there will be intros and better commentary. We hired the best guys we coudl and they are not eloquent at all, I need articulate people with insight on MMA/wrestling/kpop. It wiill be a process. 

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Gdragon vs Taeyang match (untelevised)

GD bounces up and down, ful of energy

SIde kick by GD To Taeyangs legs

Taeyang acts as if it doesnt hrut

GD does it again Taeyang legs snap But shakes his head

GD tries once more but is countered with a straight left

GD is visibly rocked

Taeyaang wrestles hi mto the ground

GD is immediately mounted

Taeytang throws a barrage of punches into gd;s face and body

GD has heart of a champion

*defend yourself says ref

GD flails from the bottom

A HARD ELBOW TO THE FOREHEAD BY TAEYTANG

GD yells in pain

GD's chin is almost coming off

Taeyang is ruthless throwing elbows at that direct spot 

His chin is half way gone

But Gd is no longer moving

Ref gets in the middle of the two

Thats the end the ref calls it for Taeyang

Winner by TKO

Taeyang shows great sportsmanship by helping GD into stretcher

Taeyang celebrates and sings 1am for his fans.

Oh wait// whats this... someone wearing a mask pummels Taeyang in the head with a guitar

THe masked man runs away and Taeyang is left there bleeding

Paramedics appear on the scene.. Taeyang is a-okay and gives the fans a thumbs up.

 

Who was that ? WHo would ruin such a nice song/performance. 

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Jessie the rapper girl, appears ... she wishes to cut a promo. The fans are not having it and are throwing things at her. She does not mind and gets to the ring. "Kisum you got nothing, if you hard or something, im a battle rap u instead of singin, come out here now you got 3 seconds."

 

(Kisum did not show up in time or didnt attempt to)

 

 

Jessie left but WHAO whats this... "PUSS PUSS" song is playing ? Oh wow it is Jimin the little girl from AOA. "Jessie if you want a fight you can fight me." Jessie obliges by grabbing Jimin by the hair. Jimin's hair is comoing offf little by little.

Jimin reverse sweep and jessie hits her nose on the canvas. Jessie's nose is visibly broken. 

Jimin soccer kicks Jessie in the back of her head. Refs come from al over and force the girls backstage.

There's a big controversy as some refs acted unprofessionally, one even grabbing a boob of jimin. etc.

 

Promos are no longer allowed " - Commish " Anyone who wishes to do a promo need permission ....... this is not WWF , fx stop attackign with chairs. Masked man who attacked Taeyang, you wil be caught and jailed. This is not what the promotion was supposed to be. You guys are ruining it all. 

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  • 4 weeks later...

It's that time again for the UFCK championships. This is our second event and could be our last if we don't get donations of yen.

 

Here is the card for tonight's China card in FHOUzou w.e China. XIE XIE.

 

Jessi vs Kisum

Jiyeon © vs Hwayoung in a HELL IN A CELL MATCH  

 

guy1:Whoever drops a bra on another, follows it up with punches. It's instrictual to prioritize ones bra.  I hope the ref can be watching closely that breast are in side their bra, not to loose or anything its not good for nipples to show on live tv. , 

guy 2: Hwayoung should take Jiyeon to the ground and pound her out with her thick legs.I dno who wins neither do I care I just want a wardrobe malfunction.

gu3: please watch out for baldie (jessica's girlfriend) he might complicate the match some how

 

Conor Mcgregor (fw champ in UFC) vs Shannon Williams (flyweight / spinner girl c)

I hope mcgregor will not try fool aroud. . just 1 mistake its over. If his feet caches a bra and pulls it down, that's a loss on his part. He needs to stay sharp and not be an idiot who lose to a girl .......

 

Jiyeon (china champ) vs Dara 

 

Gdragon vs Zico 

 

Shindong vs Dada5k battle of fattest -- its 1 round affair for health reasons

 

 

SEe you then at 7pm

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