Adorable little stupid ass explanations for the wonders of the universe you came up with as a kid

[____shawnee]

When I was just a boy, I thought that when it rained, the angels were crying because God was disappointed in them. And when it was really windy I thought "God must be cooling his soup".

 

What's some weird ideas you came up with to explain why things were happening? Post your responses in the comment box below.

[KYAkya]

i thought we all had a camera following us and that's how we could see.

[Simmi]

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Lmao are we on youtube?

[Saint Rose]

I thought rain was pee, and that God was releasing his pipes on us humans

 

  Let me not tell you what i thought was snow 

[PALEMOCHI]

 

 

i believed this for awhile ^

[Airie]

Taking off clothes = having sex. 

[horny fangirl]

i thought when i pooped i was making babies and i cried when i had to flush them because i loved my babies

[____shawnee]

I thought rain was pee, and that God was releasing his pipes on us humans

 

  Let me not tell you what i thought was snow 

 

[Irrelephant]

i thought when i pooped i was making babies and i cried when i had to flush them because i loved my babies

you shed tears every time you took a shit?

[Mog]

I used to think everything on television was live, which made watching Power Rangers and admiring how talented they are at changing outfits quickly kind of interesting.

 

I also used to think there were little people inside the traffic lights that decided when to change it to green, yellow, or red.

 

There was also a short time I thought the earth moved while I walked and that's why people talked about how "the world goes 'round."

 

And with pregnancy I was convinced you only got pregnant if you were married until my aunt came home pregnant and then I "realized" as a woman I was going to have to become pregnant no matter what and I spent the rest of the day having a mental breakdown in a corner of the house because "I don't want to ever have a baby". (Funny enough, I still don't want children.)

[____shawnee]

Lmao are we on youtube?

Youtube? I haven't visited that web domain in years

[Athena]

When there was thunder, that meant when the angels were bowling they made a strike.

[Tokki the Awkward Potato]

i thought when i pooped i was making babies and i cried when i had to flush them because i loved my babies

[horny fangirl]

you shed tears every time you took a shit?

yes sometimes i kissed them before i had to say goodbye

[Athena]

yes sometimes i kissed them before i had to say goodbye

[____shawnee]

 

 

i believed this for awhile ^

 

But this is true. The kings in the sky guide us. They helped the slaves escape to freedom.

[Seras]

I don't know what was wrong with me as a kid but I never really wondered how the universe came into place when I was little    

 

My parents are Buddhists/Daoist so my mom would mention this "Sky Entity" that oversaw us but I didn't take that to heart. Honestly I just knew about vague theories of how the universe exists through the typical religious versions (Buddhist/Daoist at home, Christian from others) but I never believed any of them. Then I started getting exposed to science as I grew older and I've stuck with that ever since 

 

Thinking back now, I wasn't a very imaginative child   I guess that explains my love for science and the medical field as an adult now 

[Irrelephant]

yes sometimes i kissed them before i had to say goodbye

 

[horny fangirl]

You nasty.

u mad cos you're a ball of shit

[Yoonacorn]

I used to think females got pregnant by kissing so whenever I saw people on TV kiss I'd wonder: "How do they not get pregnant? Actresses kiss on TV all the time!"  

 

-_-;;

[SunnyHill's Comeback]

i used to think women gave birth from their ass...

 

So I wondered if babies were all born on the toilet.

[Chunface]

i thought sun is following me 

[____shawnee]

I used to think everything on television was live, which made watching Power Rangers and admiring how talented they are at changing outfits quickly kind of interesting.

 

I also used to think there were little people inside the traffic lights that decided when to change it to green, yellow, or red.

 

There was also a short time I thought the earth moved while I walked and that's why people talked about how "the world goes 'round."

 

And with pregnancy I was convinced you only got pregnant if you were married until my aunt came home pregnant and then I "realized" as a woman I was going to have to become pregnant no matter what and I spent the rest of the day having a mental breakdown in a corner of the house because "I don't want to ever have a baby". (Funny enough, I still don't want children.)

 

OMG I thought tv was live too. I actually thought there were cameras in the traffic lights for a really long time.

[sergel]

I used to think everything on television was live, which made watching Power Rangers and admiring how talented they are at changing outfits quickly kind of interesting.

 

Haha I thought I was the only one who thought that. I really thought they were demolishing cities and stuff.

[stab]

I used to think that when we paused a CD, the tiny people who were singing went to sleep.  Then they would wake up when we hit 'play' again.