If the stars aligned, Hell froze over, and Koda Kumi, Utada, Namie, & Ayu did a collab...

[sergel]

What kind of song would K.U.N.A. sing?

What would the performance be like?

What might the stage look like?

Whose extensions would get yanked? 

Who would end up tripping the others?

Who would be Beyonce and who would be Kelly & Michelle? 

Which of the other three would Koda Kumi grope? 

[DocumentaLy]

A dramatic ballad.

 

They would all stand still in big dresses except for Namie who would be dancing around them since she wouldn't be singing. 

 

It would be a vocal battle between Ayu and Kuu.

[VT Evil Queen]

.............. Epic.

[Guest Kami_removed]

A dramatic ballad.

 

They would all stand still in big dresses except for Namie who would be dancing around them since she wouldn't be singing. 

 

It would be a vocal battle between Ayu and Kuu.

yeah no that would look awkward

 

Why? there would be no battle

[DocumentaLy]

yeah no that would look awkward

 

Why? there would be no battle

 

There would be. Ayu would try to go as high as possible and Kuu would try to go as low as possible.

 

And Namie would dance like those LDH groups do to ballads.

[SeeYaWithYou]

Idk why but I just have this strange idea that if the four of them made a collab song it would be remarkably similar to Sakura Drops.

I feel like there would be a lot of Kuu/anyone harmonies.

They would all stand side by side, Ayu and Namie in beautiful long dresses, Kuu's dress shorter and less poofy, and Utada in pants.

It would be like any Korean music show stage with an empty stage with a screen in the back showing pictures of petals falling, and then towards the end some confetti would begin to fall.

 

The b-sides of the single would be Namie/Kuu, Hikki/Ayu, Namie/Hikki, and Ayu/Kuu duets.

[DocumentaLy]

Idk why but I just have this strange idea that if the four of them made a collab song it would be remarkably similar to Sakura Drops.

I feel like there would be a lot of Kuu/anyone harmonies.

They would all stand side by side, Ayu and Namie in beautiful long dresses, Kuu's dress shorter and less poofy, and Utada in pants.

It would be like any Korean music show stage with an empty stage with a screen in the back showing pictures of petals falling, and then towards the end some confetti would begin to fall.

 

The b-sides of the single would be Namie/Kuu, Hikki/Ayu, Namie/Hikki, and Ayu/Kuu duets.

 

Nice job outing Hikki.

[Midna]

 

i wishh

[Jrump]

Ayumi's dress would be the stage, Ku in a bikini, Utada in a bear suit, and Namie dancing around somewhere. Utada gets all the belting parts, Ayu gets the fast parts, Ku gets the low, and Namie gets all the engrish parts. Half naked men dressed up like flowers, women in the air doing artsy stuff, and that guitar guy from Ayu's tour walking around.

[Rophie]

There would be. Ayu would try to go as high as possible and Kuu would try to go as low as possible.

 

And Namie would dance like those LDH groups do to ballads.

 

More like Ayu would go for her deafening vibratos 

[Midna]

Ayumi's dress would be the stage, Ku in a bikini, Utada in a bear suit, and Namie dancing around somewhere. Utada gets all the belting parts, Ayu gets the fast parts, Ku gets the low, and Namie gets all the engrish parts. Half naked men dressed up like flowers, women in the air doing artsy stuff, and that guitar guy from Ayu's tour walking around.

 

LMAO

[dream]

I think they all could do well with a mid-tempo song

 

the performances would be awkward as fuck though, they're just too different in that aspect.

[DocumentaLy]

Ayumi's dress would be the stage, Ku in a bikini, Utada in a bear suit, and Namie dancing around somewhere. Utada gets all the belting parts, Ayu gets the fast parts, Ku gets the low, and Namie gets all the engrish parts. Half naked men dressed up like flowers, women in the air doing artsy stuff, and that guitar guy from Ayu's tour walking around.

 

SCREAMING

[sergel]

Ayumi's dress would be the stage, Ku in a bikini, Utada in a bear suit, and Namie dancing around somewhere. Utada gets all the belting parts, Ayu gets the fast parts, Ku gets the low, and Namie gets all the engrish parts. Half naked men dressed up like flowers, women in the air doing artsy stuff, and that guitar guy from Ayu's tour walking around.

This is most likely what would happen.

 

Y'all still didn't answer the question though: who is getting their extensions pulled out cuz she's hogging the stage and who is kumi groping?

[DocumentaLy]

This is most likely what would happen.

 

Y'all still didn't answer the question though: who is getting their extensions pulled out cuz she's hogging the stage and who is kumi groping?

 

I don't think there would be any of that.

[alterna]

Koda Kumi's probably gonna be groping Ayu, and having Namie dance around them 

[wiz109]

Ayumi's dress would be the stage, Ku in a bikini, Utada in a bear suit, and Namie dancing around somewhere. Utada gets all the belting parts, Ayu gets the fast parts, Ku gets the low, and Namie gets all the engrish parts. Half naked men dressed up like flowers, women in the air doing artsy stuff, and that guitar guy from Ayu's tour walking around.

 

LMAO perfectly envisioned

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Ayumi's dress would be the stage, Ku in a bikini, Utada in a bear suit, and Namie dancing around somewhere. Utada gets all the belting parts, Ayu gets the fast parts, Ku gets the low, and Namie gets all the engrish parts. Half naked men dressed up like flowers, women in the air doing artsy stuff, and that guitar guy from Ayu's tour walking around.

 

Amazing.