TIME TO CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!! Tomorrow is sunny with 90% chance of getting laid!

[KinkySanta]

Since I've been single (with terrible luck in first dates) I haven't slept with anyone except for my exes, but that's about to change. I've been on a couple of dates with this buff dude (his face isn't the best, but I see it has a quirky charm that I like). I sneakily asked the big question...... "what time do you have the house to yourself" I didn't even have to be that forward I was super sneaky about it. It was beautiful. Apparently his mom doesn't come home from work UNTIL 10 (We both go to local colleges so it makes more sense to stay at home). Lordy Lordy.

We're going out to the movies tomorrow and I'm pretty sure it's THE date. Gonna most definitely go back to his place. I'm like 90% sure.

TIME TO CELEBRATE! I'M SO STOKED DUDE! 90% CHANCE OF NO-NO TIME!

 

 

to celebrate I'm posting a throwback and also my theme song

 

I have to go out to get a drink with my girls tonight. Just one because I can't get hungover

[Bearclaw]

go get that D

[My Everything]

[Pussy luver]

u should ask him, do u eat da booty?

[twinklestan]

[B612]

 

gud lucky 

[í™©ì œë‹˜ 팬]

lol Thank you for keeping us updated 

[redheart]

if he fucks you good, take his ass to red lobsters

[StarShapedGummy]

i've prepared a song for you to dance to afterwards

 

 

[Pleasure]

get that d

[emb]

dam get it

[ChYkN]

tell us how it is afterwards

[Starry Night]

 

if he fucks you good, take his ass to red lobsters